Current Events > NW: Ice Cream Truck (2017)

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Had a cute looking chick on the cover picture so I figured why not.

Something about how she moves back to her hometown and the ice cream truck is a murderer and the neighbors are weird.

No subtitles so I hope the sound isn't too screwed up.
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Everyone is acting weird as shit. And the neighbors invited her to their son's graduation party and she went and the son is acting weird as hell but invited her to go get high instead and she was like "lol sure".

Love it!
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She is going to accept marijuana from, and smoke it with, a teenager but won't give him alcohol *at the same time*?

lmao what the hell
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Ok so the ... this... no. I'm so totally lost. (SPOILERS FOR 15 MINUTES ON)

So the first night she goes to the party, her nosy neighbor is like "you should 'enjoy yourself' while you wait for your family to move out here" and she replied, "I have a really good vibrator".

Then she invited the graduating kid over to do some yard work and he brought weed and he came back later that night and they smoked weed but then she sent him home like ten minutes after they smoked it.

Now her husband and kids are moving out in less than 12 hours and the graduating kid is sending her a text saying "let's meet up, I want to see you before your family comes out here, you'll regret it if you don't" and she decides after two responses that she's going to get all dolled up and meet him at the park??

ON top of that, the ice cream truck guy killed his girlfriend off first and the lead actress found the girlfriend's hair clip on the ground. And as she's getting ready she decided to put it in her hair? Wh... but... the... guy knows that his own girlfriend is missing.

edit: she didn't even dress up she just put lipstick on but the movie made it look like she was getting decked to the nines xd.
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They had sex in a public place and it lasted like thirty seconds and now she's like "we can't do that again" like wtf you just did it.

Then the ice cream man just walked up to them while they were doing their post sex cuddle talk in the park and instead of just running Max said he was going to draw the killer away but he just went around to the other side of the play ground and climbed up onto the set piece where the killer was and basically walked into his knife?

And then Mary just stood there and watched it all. Her great idea was to hide *in the killer's ice cream truck*.

Holy shit she killed him with the milkshake mixer.

wait wtf they were all alive... at the end? I ... what?


I don't even know what the purpose of that shit was.

Alright next up I can choose from...

Westworld (1976)
Darkness Falls (2003)
Fade to Black (1980)
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)
Mindwarp (1992)
Deadly Blessing (1981)

Don't even know
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I chose going to bed last night.

Now I'm watching Terror Talk.

This is the dumbest movie ever it's just a guy talking to random people on a radio set in a house he just bought.
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