Current Events > When China invades us it's gonna be so easy to control everyone thanks to TikTok

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i bet they have like 70% of the country's faces mapped out and fed into their super computer, ready for the day they land an invasion force in the mainland US and install control points and restrict everyone's movements.

They'll already have profiles on the majority of the country...
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I just read the wikipedia article for it and still have no idea what its selling point is...I guess it's vine after vine died? Vine did die right?
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YukihoHagiwara posted...

I just read the wikipedia article for it and still have no idea what its selling point is...I guess it's vine after vine died? Vine did die right?

Its where cringy losers can sing and dance for other cringy losers and not feel like a freak.

I cant put a cringe warning on this video hard enough. but here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAv-1spuB6o" data-time="
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They know from Red Dawn that they will never be able to invade us and win.
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SH_expert44 posted...

YukihoHagiwara posted...

I just read the wikipedia article for it and still have no idea what its selling point is...I guess it's vine after vine died? Vine did die right?

Its where cringy losers can sing and dance for other cringy losers and not feel like a freak.

I cant put a cringe warning on this video hard enough. but here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAv-1spuB6o" data-time="

That was fucking lame af. With an extra emphasis on fuck!
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Those two are pieces of shit and should face prison time.
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What exactly is this? I keep hearing about it and all I can think of is the Kesha song
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YukihoHagiwara posted...

I just read the wikipedia article for it and still have no idea what its selling point is...I guess it's vine after vine died? Vine did die right?

Vine died but the Viners just moved to YouTube.

Tik Tok is the reborn Musical.ly

Srk700 posted...

YukihoHagiwara posted...

I just read the wikipedia article for it and still have no idea what its selling point is...I guess it's vine after vine died? Vine did die right?

Vine died but the Viners just moved to YouTube.

Tik Tok is the reborn Musical.ly

but I thought vine's selling point was that people could shitpost videos directly from their phones on an app designed around recording said shitpost videos, so as not to go over vine's 5 second limit or w/e it was

and wtf is musical.ly?????????????
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YukihoHagiwara posted...

Srk700 posted...

YukihoHagiwara posted...

I just read the wikipedia article for it and still have no idea what its selling point is...I guess it's vine after vine died? Vine did die right?

Vine died but the Viners just moved to YouTube.

Tik Tok is the reborn Musical.ly

but I thought vine's selling point was that people could shitpost videos directly from their phones on an app designed around recording said shitpost videos, so as not to go over vine's 5 second limit or w/e it was

and wtf is musical.ly?????????????

Musical.ly was an app people used to make videos of them lip-syncing to stuff, usually music. It was bought out by the same company that owned Tik Tok and basically merged into Tik You, which is why it's suddenly became popular.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

What exactly is this? I keep hearing about it and all I can think of is the Kesha song

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RiderofHogs posted...

They know from Red Dawn that they will never be able to invade us and win.

Well the good news for China (and bad news for everyone else) is that a real war against another superpower like America would quickly spiral into nuclear holocaust rendering the need to invade moot.
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I wanna be tracer
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I've never heard of this and was hoping it was about the Kesha song.
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Duncanwii posted...

RiderofHogs posted...

They know from Red Dawn that they will never be able to invade us and win.

Well the good news for China (and bad news for everyone else) is that a real war against another superpower like America would quickly spiral into nuclear holocaust rendering the need to invade moot.

Actually nuclear holocaust would destroy tik tok too so call it even.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

What exactly is this? I keep hearing about it and all I can think of is the Kesha song

I think of Gwen Stefani myself
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