Current Events > Would you make passionate love to Hideo Kojima?

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You arrive at a fancy hotel for the night. It doesn't look particularly packed, but on your way to get your room you notice lots of people surrounding one person. It's Hideo Kojima! And he spots you too.
"Oh cool, it's Kojima" you think to yourself as you go on your way.

You're enjoying a drink at the bar before you glance over and see Kojima at a table further away giving you a look.
You look away. Was he looking at you? All sorts of feelings are racing through your mind. You hear a voice, "My friend's drink is on me."
Kojima sits beside you at the bar.

"Hello, [Your Username]," he says in his most seductive voice.
"How do you know my name, Kojima?"
"I know all of my fans. Come. Walk with me. Talk with me."

You guys spend a wonderful time together, then at midnight he looks you deep in your eyes, grabs on to one of your hands and asks, "Will you come back to my room with me?"

What do?
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Again? Hell yea
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Fucking CE
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No because he killed PT.
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Duncanwii posted...

No because he killed PT.

wtf how did kojima kill pt
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Duncanwii posted...

Yes because he killed PT.

only if he agrees to tell me what death stranding is after.
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There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber.
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dreamvoid posted...

only if he agrees to tell me what death stranding is after.

That's one of the things he whispers to you during pillow talk.
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You're pretty good
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