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darkprince45
10/21/18 6:09:54 PM
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I didnt realize people went straight to shower after they pooped
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DarkTransient
10/21/18 6:10:26 PM
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Because it means a dude is touching your ass. If you get a chick to wipe for you it's not gay.
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NeonOctopus
10/21/18 6:11:18 PM
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Cuz it means you're trying to make your butt look presentable, presumably for gay sex
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darkprince45
10/21/18 6:11:32 PM
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Uh why would you do this filth
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dib153
10/21/18 6:11:39 PM
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Nice suicide
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DlSTURBED4282
10/21/18 6:13:05 PM
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weak af
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nevershine
10/21/18 6:13:16 PM
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Welp, this topic escalated quickly
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berlyman101
10/21/18 6:13:25 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/21/18 6:16:24 PM
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Who and what was that suicide?
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Menardii
10/21/18 6:16:51 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Who and what was that suicide?

It was TitMachine (most likely Hey) and they posted anime tits
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dib153
10/21/18 6:17:55 PM
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Menardii posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Who and what was that suicide?

It was TitMachine (most likely Hey) and they posted anime tits


Some brave soul quoted it in the shitposting topic
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Master_Bass
10/21/18 6:19:11 PM
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Menardii posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Who and what was that suicide?

It was TitMachine (most likely Hey) and they posted anime tits

What a lame suicide, but much more preferable over some of those images he posted.
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Menardii
10/21/18 6:20:22 PM
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dib153 posted...
Menardii posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Who and what was that suicide?

It was TitMachine (most likely Hey) and they posted anime tits


Some brave soul quoted it in the shitposting topic

smh RIP ebon
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wackyteen
10/21/18 6:21:16 PM
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I'd never heard of this til i saw it online

honestly if you'd rather walk around with literal shit stuck to your ass than wipe your ass, you're probably not worth time spent on <_<
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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/21/18 6:22:19 PM
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Menardii posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Who and what was that suicide?

It was TitMachine (most likely Hey) and they posted anime tits


Ah okay. Yeah that's hey
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DocileOrangeCup
10/21/18 6:25:28 PM
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It's simple, human brains take some time to register when your body is reacting on its own (i.e. "my hips are moving on their own!) so for a small time period, you're not totally I control over your hand wiping your ass, so it's just like another guy is doing it basically.
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DarkTransient
10/21/18 6:26:33 PM
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wackyteen posted...
I'd never heard of this til i saw it online

honestly if you'd rather walk around with literal shit stuck to your ass than wipe your ass, you're probably not worth time spent on <_<


ITP: "Wipe your ass" or "walk around with shit stuck to it" are the only options.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/21/18 6:27:30 PM
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Looks like the topic is trying to account suicide.
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wackyteen
10/21/18 6:30:39 PM
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DarkTransient posted...


ITP: "Wipe your ass" or "walk around with s*** stuck to it" are the only options.

>Person is out and about
>Person shits in a public restroom
>Person doesn't wipe their ass
>They have shit stuck between their ass cheeks unless they eat a fiber rich diet that gives them non-messy shits.

and honestly if you're too afraid to wipe your ass because it's "gay" then you also probably don't wash your ass after every shit.

These people exist and it's disgusting
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DarkTransient
10/21/18 6:32:16 PM
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wackyteen posted...
DarkTransient posted...


ITP: "Wipe your ass" or "walk around with s*** stuck to it" are the only options.

>Person is out and about
>Person shits in a public restroom
>Person doesn't wipe their ass
>They have shit stuck between their ass cheeks unless they eat a fiber rich diet that gives them non-messy shits.

and honestly if you're too afraid to wipe your ass because it's "gay" then you also probably don't wash your ass after every shit.

These people exist and it's disgusting


I really, really don't think they actually do...
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Kitt
10/21/18 6:32:46 PM
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I have never, in my entire life, heard of this being a "gay" thing until now.
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SSJCAT
10/21/18 6:33:56 PM
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Kitt posted...
I have never, in my entire life, heard of this being a "gay" thing until now.

lol this.
and if youre always worried about being gay you might just want to come to terms now XD
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darkprince45
10/22/18 6:27:57 AM
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