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No_U_L7
09/26/18 12:32:00 AM
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I always hear that facial hair is the Male equivalent of female make up. But I guess id be one of those girls allergic to make up. It takes me 5 days to grow a 5 o'clock shadow. And even then it does not grow in smooth. Shame too, I have a weak chin and facial hair might help. I'm Asian if that matters btw
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LimboTraveller
09/26/18 12:34:18 AM
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at least you wont become neckbeard
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SquirrelyDan
09/26/18 12:34:46 AM
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Saved money on shaving essentials is well-spent on clothing, shoes, hair, etc. Look good other ways. Facial hair will be out again before you know it.
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No_U_L7
09/26/18 12:36:44 AM
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SquirrelyDan posted...
Saved money on shaving essentials is well-spent on clothing, shoes, hair, etc. Look good other ways. Facial hair will be out again before you know it.


I still have to shave, just not every day. Not sure how much I'm saving since I use an electric shaver
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Kazi1212
09/26/18 12:36:59 AM
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I never see Asians with beards, are most Asian men incapable of growing a decent beard?
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bossjony
09/26/18 12:36:59 AM
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Means ur not a man just a boy
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Nidhoggr
09/26/18 12:39:56 AM
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I have more facial hair than I know what to fucking do with. I feel like Sasquatch.

Ironically I'm losing the hair on my head.
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soulunison2
09/26/18 12:46:17 AM
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Meh I prefer to be clean shave
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No_U_L7
09/26/18 12:50:19 AM
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Kazi1212 posted...
I never see Asians with beards, are most Asian men incapable of growing a decent beard?


Mostly, yes

bossjony posted...
Means ur not a man just a boy


That's toxic masculinity
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SquirrelyDan
09/26/18 12:59:30 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
Meh I prefer to be clean shave

This guy gets it.
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soulunison2
09/26/18 1:04:13 AM
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SquirrelyDan posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Meh I prefer to be clean shave

This guy gets it.


Like its too much of a hassle to keep a beard at least for myself so I just cut it all off
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gamestunner
09/26/18 1:11:45 AM
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I remember when I had patches around my face that could never grow in. Then started eating pussy, got the beard of a lifetime now.
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No_U_L7
09/26/18 1:13:55 AM
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gamestunner posted...
I remember when I had patches around my face that could never grow in. Then started eating pussy, got the beard of a lifetime now.


That might be herpes

Also, toxic masculinity
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gamestunner
09/26/18 1:17:08 AM
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My dick is a forest now bruh, pussy juice is wonderful. Next step combat male pattern baldness.
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_Krave_
09/26/18 1:17:24 AM
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TIL people claim toxic masculinity during insecurity.

I never made the connection before.
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soulunison2
09/26/18 1:18:04 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
gamestunner posted...
I remember when I had patches around my face that could never grow in. Then started eating pussy, got the beard of a lifetime now.


That might be herpes

Also, toxic masculinity


man your new toxic masculinity gimmick is funny
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No_U_L7
09/26/18 1:25:23 AM
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_Krave_ posted...
TIL people claim toxic masculinity during insecurity.

I never made the connection before.

soulunison2 posted...
man your new toxic masculinity gimmick is funny


what insecurity...? my experience with women is like the thing i'm least insecure about...doesn't make it any less toxic masculinity

saying you need to eat girls out to grow facial hair and that makes you more of a man...that is the definition of toxic masculinity
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soulunison2
09/26/18 1:26:01 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
_Krave_ posted...
TIL people claim toxic masculinity during insecurity.

I never made the connection before.

soulunison2 posted...
man your new toxic masculinity gimmick is funny


what insecurity...? my experience with women is like the thing i'm least insecure about...doesn't make it any less toxic masculinity

saying you need to eat girls out to grow facial hair and that makes you more of a man...that is the definition of toxic masculinity


sometimes I wonder if you and zitken are the same person
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AvantgardeAClue
09/26/18 1:26:48 AM
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Facial hair elitism is for people with weak chins

I only shave my stache because it curls randomly at the ends
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WhyGiveUp
09/26/18 1:27:13 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
_Krave_ posted...
TIL people claim toxic masculinity during insecurity.

I never made the connection before.

soulunison2 posted...
man your new toxic masculinity gimmick is funny


what insecurity...? my experience with women is like the thing i'm least insecure about...doesn't make it any less toxic masculinity

saying you need to eat girls out to grow facial hair and that makes you more of a man...that is the definition of toxic masculinity


sometimes I wonder if you and zitken are the same person

They both are very similar
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No_U_L7
09/26/18 1:28:15 AM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
Facial hair elitism is for people with weak chins

I only shave my stache because it curls randomly at the ends


i have a weak chin and would like the option to at least try facial hair, but i dont. i like my clean shaved look but sometimes i wonder if facial hair would make me look better. nothing wrong with being curious
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soulunison2
09/26/18 1:28:15 AM
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WhyGiveUp posted...
soulunison2 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
_Krave_ posted...
TIL people claim toxic masculinity during insecurity.

I never made the connection before.

soulunison2 posted...
man your new toxic masculinity gimmick is funny


what insecurity...? my experience with women is like the thing i'm least insecure about...doesn't make it any less toxic masculinity

saying you need to eat girls out to grow facial hair and that makes you more of a man...that is the definition of toxic masculinity


sometimes I wonder if you and zitken are the same person

They both are very similar


i mean it makes sense lol their posting style is similar and they both literally can't get a clue
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Pepys Monster
09/26/18 1:29:28 AM
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I have a pretty full beard, and my fiancee loves it.
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powerman1426
09/26/18 1:30:57 AM
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gamestunner
09/26/18 1:32:11 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
_Krave_ posted...
TIL people claim toxic masculinity during insecurity.

I never made the connection before.

soulunison2 posted...
man your new toxic masculinity gimmick is funny


what insecurity...? my experience with women is like the thing i'm least insecure about...doesn't make it any less toxic masculinity

saying you need to eat girls out to grow facial hair and that makes you more of a man...that is the definition of toxic masculinity


Hey if eating pussy ain't your thang thang, then you can try some rogaine gaine
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soulunison2
09/26/18 1:33:17 AM
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gamestunner posted...

Hey if eating pussy ain't your thang thang, then you can try some rogaine gaine


not enjoying eating pussy that's a real crime

and ass also

that small squeel when you're with a girl that's never had their ass eaten, that's a real treat
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No_U_L7
09/26/18 1:35:45 AM
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powerman1426 posted...
Maybe you have low T. The commercials say it's a thing


more likely to be an asian genetic thing
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WhyGiveUp
09/26/18 1:35:49 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I have a pretty full beard

@0AbsoluteZero0
The gift that keeps on giving
XBXdfmf
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No_U_L7
09/26/18 1:36:52 AM
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gamestunner posted...
Hey if eating pussy ain't your thang thang, then you can try some rogaine gaine


do you have any scientific evidence that backs up that eating a girl out makes your facial hair grow?
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Pepys Monster
09/26/18 1:37:10 AM
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Shut the fuck up and stop misquoting me.
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powerman1426
09/26/18 1:37:20 AM
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WhyGiveUp posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I have a pretty full beard

@0AbsoluteZero0
The gift that keeps on giving
XBXdfmf

He could grow that tho
Edit: He should, maybe not full beard but solid if he keeps the cheeks clean
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0AbsoluteZero0
09/26/18 1:43:23 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Shut the fuck up and stop misquoting me.

Those patches on your cheeks dont lie. Thats not exactly a full beard, brother.
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gamestunner
09/26/18 1:46:14 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
gamestunner posted...
Hey if eating pussy ain't your thang thang, then you can try some rogaine gaine


do you have any scientific evidence that backs up that eating a girl out makes your facial hair grow?


Yeah it's in the lab. Basically the cells that help your sperm with their travels to the egg, they help simulate hair follicles. Now not only does my wife prefer the beard on her cooch, my beard gets a tickle everytime as well.
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No_U_L7
09/26/18 1:47:47 AM
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gamestunner posted...

Yeah it's in the lab. Basically the cells that help your sperm with their travels to the egg, they help simulate hair follicles. Now not only does my wife prefer the beard on her cooch, my beard gets a tickle everytime as well.


so you're saying it' actually the seminal fluid that helps beards grow...?

let me know once you're published
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gamestunner
09/26/18 1:50:05 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
gamestunner posted...

Yeah it's in the lab. Basically the cells that help your sperm with their travels to the egg, they help simulate hair follicles. Now not only does my wife prefer the beard on her cooch, my beard gets a tickle everytime as well.


so you're saying it' actually the seminal fluid that helps beards grow...?

let me know once you're published


Have you ever made a female so wet they had to change their panties? Man you are missing out bruh.

Cant blame ya though, it is a required taste tbf.
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No_U_L7
09/26/18 1:51:18 AM
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gamestunner posted...

Have you ever made a female so wet they had to change their panties? Man you are missing out bruh.

Cant blame ya though, it is a required taste tbf.


how is that related to this topic? i make a million topics about girls, feel free to post in any of those. this one is about facial hair
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gamestunner
09/26/18 1:54:26 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
gamestunner posted...

Have you ever made a female so wet they had to change their panties? Man you are missing out bruh.

Cant blame ya though, it is a required taste tbf.


how is that related to this topic? i make a million topics about girls, feel free to post in any of those. this one is about facial hair


Yeah and afterwords my face looks like a glazed donut. Gotta try it dude
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soulunison2
09/26/18 2:01:22 AM
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gamestunner posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
gamestunner posted...

Have you ever made a female so wet they had to change their panties? Man you are missing out bruh.

Cant blame ya though, it is a required taste tbf.


how is that related to this topic? i make a million topics about girls, feel free to post in any of those. this one is about facial hair


Yeah and afterwords my face looks like a glazed donut. Gotta try it dude


tc should follow this advice
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PostCrisisJ2
09/26/18 2:03:55 AM
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I wish I was you OP

I hate my facial hair.
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