Current Events > Batman confirmed to be circumcised in newest comic

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AlisLandale
09/19/18 1:27:24 PM
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NSFW so google at your own risk.

Between this and liking well done steak in Kingdom Come, why is he so popular?
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0AbsoluteZero0
09/19/18 1:28:32 PM
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...why would being circumcised make him any less popular?
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Garioshi
09/19/18 1:29:10 PM
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I did not need to know this
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HylianFox
09/19/18 1:29:28 PM
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So he doesn't wear a cowl?
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jpenny2
09/19/18 1:29:32 PM
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He could have avoided it if he'd had time to plan.
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AlisLandale
09/19/18 1:29:33 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
...why would being circumcised make him any less popular?


Im shitposting. The internet loses its collective mind over circumcison, dont look too deep into bad jokes lol
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vocedelmorte
09/19/18 1:33:51 PM
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Isn't like 80% of Americans circumcised so how is batman special
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Zikten
09/19/18 1:34:34 PM
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He has a Jewish cousin . I think the Waynes (the whole family tree, not Batman's parents) used to be Jewish. It's probably just a family habit. I hope Damian isn't cut though. I'd like to think Bruce broke the chain
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kkTheKiller42
09/19/18 1:34:38 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
Isn't like 80% of Americans circumsized so how is batman special

Because he's the god damn batman
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AlisLandale
09/19/18 1:34:54 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
Isn't like 80% of Americans circumsized so how is batman special


Because his Bat Dinker Donger was just revealed in all its Bat Glory uncensored in some comic lol
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Southernfatman
09/19/18 1:35:41 PM
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It honestly wouldn't' surprise me if this was actually brought up in a comic.
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vocedelmorte
09/19/18 1:35:54 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Isn't like 80% of Americans circumsized so how is batman special


Because his Bat Dinker Donger was just revealed in all its Bat Glory uncensored in some comic lol

I looked it up but all i could see is ass, maybe his dick was too cut for me to see on the phone screen :/
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SSJCAT
09/19/18 1:37:54 PM
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thought batman would be bigger
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KStateKing17
09/19/18 1:41:58 PM
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Zikten posted...
He has a Jewish cousin . I think the Waynes (the whole family tree, not Batman's parents) used to be Jewish. It's probably just a family habit. I hope Damian isn't cut though. I'd like to think Bruce broke the chain

I don't think Bruce was around for his birth.

Tc I thought you were referring to one of those comics. >_>
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Blue_Inigo
09/19/18 1:42:34 PM
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Is Superman circumcised tho
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Smashingpmkns
09/19/18 1:43:31 PM
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They should make it so he got circumcised as an adult lol
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Questionmarktarius
09/19/18 1:44:18 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Is Superman circumcised tho

Yeah... good luck with that.
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Zikten
09/19/18 1:44:20 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Is Superman circumcised tho

The knife would have broken if they tried
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Evolician
09/19/18 1:44:20 PM
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Bruce's parents would have lived if he was uncut.
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Blue_Inigo
09/19/18 1:44:35 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Is Superman circumcised tho

Yeah... good luck with that.

They could have done it when he was a baby
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AlisLandale
09/19/18 1:46:24 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Is Superman circumcised tho

Yeah... good luck with that.

They could have done it when he was a baby


The Kryptonian DNA matrix makes sure all males appear cut, so no physical surgery is required
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Howl
09/19/18 1:46:25 PM
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Wow, even his dick is dark.
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Letron_James
09/19/18 1:47:25 PM
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So you mean hes cleaner and more aesthetically pleasing?

No wonder hes a trillionaire playboy
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Freddie_Mercury
09/19/18 1:48:37 PM
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is this why he hates superman
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Dagon_0
09/19/18 1:50:15 PM
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Damn, even batman got mutilated at birth.
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thanosibe
09/19/18 2:03:04 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
...why would being circumcised make him any less popular?


Im shitposting. The internet loses its collective mind over circumcison, dont look too deep into bad jokes lol
Especially CE.

vocedelmorte posted...
Isn't like 80% of Americans circumcised so how is batman special
Also, yeah no surprise he is.

Southernfatman posted...
It honestly wouldn't' surprise me if this was actually brought up in a comic.
And this too. Another reason I gave up on modern comics years ago. Especially Batman.
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Questionmarktarius
09/19/18 2:10:44 PM
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So... superheros who probably aren't circumcised:
Superman
Wolverine
Deadpool

anyone else?
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smoke_break
09/19/18 2:12:09 PM
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Dagon_0 posted...
Damn, even batman got mutilated at birth.

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SSJGrimReaper
09/19/18 2:13:45 PM
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this is why catwoman left him
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Foppe
09/19/18 2:15:27 PM
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It is censored in the digital release, so you must buy a paper copy if you want batpenis.
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BruceWayneJr
09/19/18 2:15:34 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
...why would being circumcised make him any less popular?


Im shitposting. The internet loses its collective mind over circumcison, dont look too deep into bad jokes lol


What good is a shitpost if you're gonna fold in two minutes?
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yusiko
09/19/18 2:16:52 PM
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So his parents were abusive and cut off part of their son
I guess they had it coming
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AlisLandale
09/19/18 2:18:21 PM
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BruceWayneJr posted...
AlisLandale posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
...why would being circumcised make him any less popular?


Im shitposting. The internet loses its collective mind over circumcison, dont look too deep into bad jokes lol


What good is a shitpost if you're gonna fold in two minutes?


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RiderofHogs
09/19/18 2:35:48 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
So... superheros who probably aren't circumcised:
Superman
Wolverine
Deadpool

anyone else?

Deadpool and Wolverine did not manifest powers until puberty so they may be cut.
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joestarrr
09/19/18 2:35:59 PM
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Garioshi posted...
I did not need to know this

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Zikten
09/19/18 2:42:00 PM
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Wolverine is Canadian and he was born in the 1800s. He's not cut

Deadpool I think is Canadian too. Do Canadians do it?
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Blue_Inigo
09/19/18 2:43:35 PM
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Zikten posted...
Wolverine is Canadian and he was born in the 1800s. He's not cut

Deadpool I think is Canadian too. Do Canadians do it?

It doesnt matter if either were cut, their bodies would automatically regenerate the foreskin
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FairyLeviathan
09/19/18 2:44:47 PM
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Since when do the batman comics have porn?
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CruelBuffalo
09/19/18 2:47:54 PM
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Damn! Batman has the
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Questionmarktarius
09/19/18 2:49:00 PM
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FairyLeviathan posted...
Since when do the batman comics have porn?

Batman #14, from last year.
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SapphireOfChaos
09/19/18 2:49:00 PM
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foreverzero212
09/19/18 2:50:09 PM
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joestarrr posted...
Garioshi posted...
I did not need to know this

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Foppe
09/19/18 2:51:43 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
FairyLeviathan posted...
Since when do the batman comics have porn?

Batman #14, from last year.

What about that All-Star Batman comic when he fucked Black Canary while a thug was burning to death behind them?
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RiderofHogs
09/19/18 2:54:31 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Zikten posted...
Wolverine is Canadian and he was born in the 1800s. He's not cut

Deadpool I think is Canadian too. Do Canadians do it?

It doesnt matter if either were cut, their bodies would automatically regenerate the foreskin

Depends. If it was before their healing factor kicked in they might not.
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Zikten
09/19/18 2:54:41 PM
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Also i think Catwoman #1 when the New 52 reboot happened, the story began with a sex scene of Batman and catwoman
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Flintlock_Staff
09/19/18 2:55:47 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Zikten posted...
Wolverine is Canadian and he was born in the 1800s. He's not cut

Deadpool I think is Canadian too. Do Canadians do it?

It doesnt matter if either were cut, their bodies would automatically regenerate the foreskin

Not deadpool. He's still deformed and never healed. Probably if he was cut before his powers it'd stay cut.
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yusiko
09/19/18 2:57:58 PM
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Zikten posted...
Wolverine is Canadian and he was born in the 1800s. He's not cut

Deadpool I think is Canadian too. Do Canadians do it?


not really
blatant child disfigurement of the penis is more of an american thing
the rest of the world doesnt really chop up new born boys as often as americans do
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EndOfDiscOne
09/19/18 2:59:55 PM
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@FF_Redux rate Batman's dick

I googled it and it looked like a healthy flaccid dick
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voldothegr8
09/19/18 3:05:32 PM
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Duh, it's more ascetically pleasing to look at. Nobody wants to be looking at an anteater on his crotch.
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vocedelmorte
09/19/18 3:08:55 PM
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I knew its gonna turn into 'that discussion' whos dicks are superior
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