Current Events > When you match with a hottie on tinder and can't think of a good opener...

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and I am pretty sure she isn't a bot!
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How did you forget EVERY opener? Unless you make shitty name puns or always reference her bio, you should have at least one universalist applicable line.

My name is George and I live with my parents.
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She's probably being messaged by hundreds of chads. You don't have a chance.

Unless you're a chad yourself.

Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

She's probably being messaged by hundreds of chads. You don't have a chance.

Unless you're a chad yourself.

I know this is a meme, but in all seriousness if she is worth her modicum of attractiveness, you have an incredibly low probably of her replying to by sheer statistical data regardless of any message you come up with, and unless you are a 9+ probably a number less than one percent that she will reply more than once.

Tl;dr - You shouldnt put that much mental energy into it, because the fact is it does not really matter.
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Ask her if you can take pictures of her feet in a cabinet for your art class

Honestly when I can't think of an opener, I just try "Hi" and usually it works great.
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scar the 1 posted...

Honestly when I can't think of an opener, I just try "Hi" and usually it works great.

Also this. If they have nothing interesting in their profile or no profile and just 3-4 pictures of them being a basic b**** you dont owe them any of your mental energy period.
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Vermander posted...

Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

She's probably being messaged by hundreds of chads. You don't have a chance.

Unless you're a chad yourself.

I know this is a meme, but in all seriousness if she is worth her modicum of attractiveness, you have an incredibly low probably of her replying to by sheer statistical data regardless of any message you come up with, and unless you are a 9+ probably a number less than one percent that she will reply more than once.

Tl;dr - You shouldnt put that much mental energy into it, because the fact is it does not really matter.

here's the thing about tinder though, it suffers from having too many chads on there , and on tinder social attractiveness also becomes a competitive element
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Romulox28 posted...

Vermander posted...

Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

She's probably being messaged by hundreds of chads. You don't have a chance.

Unless you're a chad yourself.

I know this is a meme, but in all seriousness if she is worth her modicum of attractiveness, you have an incredibly low probably of her replying to by sheer statistical data regardless of any message you come up with, and unless you are a 9+ probably a number less than one percent that she will reply more than once.

Tl;dr - You shouldnt put that much mental energy into it, because the fact is it does not really matter.

here's the thing about tinder though, it suffers from having too many chads on there , and on tinder social attractiveness also becomes a competitive element

The true douchey Chad stereotype usually turns a lot of girls off. However there are a lot of reasonably dressed good looking dudes on there with good jobs. The reason most girls arent replying to you is because they have 70-80 messages in their inbox that they dont, and should not be expected to go through.

On that note, message timing has A LOT to do with it to. Imagine you message a girl while she is offline, and 7 hours she signs in. Your message is now buried in 50-100 messages. This significantly reduces your probability of a response.
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Romulox28 posted...

Vermander posted...

Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

She's probably being messaged by hundreds of chads. You don't have a chance.

Unless you're a chad yourself.

I know this is a meme, but in all seriousness if she is worth her modicum of attractiveness, you have an incredibly low probably of her replying to by sheer statistical data regardless of any message you come up with, and unless you are a 9+ probably a number less than one percent that she will reply more than once.

Tl;dr - You shouldnt put that much mental energy into it, because the fact is it does not really matter.

here's the thing about tinder though, it suffers from having too many chads on there , and on tinder social attractiveness also becomes a competitive element

I've scrolled through the men in my location and they are definitely not Chad's lol
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