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nevershine 05/01/18 7:24:24 AM #1:	The object to your immediate left is your weapon.... Do you survive? I've got a squirt bottle.... --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:900611056] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>The object to your immediate left is your weapon.... Do you survive? I've got a squirt bottle.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 05/01/18 7:25:25 AM #2:	my DICK --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:900611074] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>my DICK</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sajo 05/01/18 7:25:52 AM #3:	A can of vanilla Starbucks energy drink. --- ~ \| Add me on PSN: SajoAtine \| ~ <cite>Sajo posted [p:900611084] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>A can of vanilla Starbucks energy drink.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 05/01/18 7:28:09 AM #4:	Bowl of chocolate ice cream yum --- Signatures are overrated. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:900611123] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>Bowl of chocolate ice cream yum</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TarElessar 05/01/18 7:29:23 AM #5:	A hairdryer I've got this <cite>TarElessar posted [p:900611145] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>A hairdryer I've got this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KookyCouture 05/01/18 7:32:31 AM #6:	Coffee mug, I'll beat them all up with it! --- Drink up me hearties, yo ho <cite>KookyCouture posted [p:900611213] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>Coffee mug, I'll beat them all up with it! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R_Jackal 05/01/18 7:45:51 AM #7:	Heavy ass old brass lamp. Probably do alright til I get tired. <cite>R_Jackal posted [p:900611481] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>Heavy ass old brass lamp. Probably do alright til I get tired.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 05/01/18 8:08:06 AM #8:	My pair of shoes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM3Z_Kskl_U" data-time=" --- http://i.imgur.com/g5oirwM.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:900611996] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>My pair of shoes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM3Z_Kskl_U" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rhklce 05/01/18 8:09:40 AM #9:	Towels. No. <cite>rhklce posted [p:900612029] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>Towels. No.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 05/01/18 8:13:17 AM #10:	An old bike chain. Yeah I survive for a while. --- No sig. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:900612100] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>An old bike chain. Yeah I survive for a while.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 05/01/18 8:14:29 AM #11:	creativerealms posted... An old bike chain. Yeah I survive for a while. That's like hardcore as fuck like old school street gang stuff --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:900612123] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote><cite>creativerealms posted...</cite> <quote>An old bike chain. Yeah I survive for a while.</quote> That's like hardcore as fuck like old school street gang stuff</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EternalDivide 05/01/18 8:16:30 AM #12:	My slippers, a stool and a bag of energy chews. --- FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making. I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not. <cite>EternalDivide posted [p:900612177] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>My slippers, a stool and a bag of energy chews.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 05/01/18 8:22:33 AM #13:	I have been thinking that if a zombie apocalypse were to happen the first place I would go to would be a bike shop. Bikes would be more useful then cars and would have a lot of items that could be used as weapons. --- No sig. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:900612309] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>I have been thinking that if a zombie apocalypse were to happen the first place I would go to would be a bike shop. Bikes would be more useful then cars and would have a lot of items that could be used as weapons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 05/01/18 8:25:33 AM #14:	creativerealms posted... I have been thinking that if a zombie apocalypse were to happen the first place I would go to would be a bike shop. Bikes would be more useful then cars and would have a lot of items that could be used as weapons. Plus, bikes can go places that cars can't --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:900612390] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote><cite>creativerealms posted...</cite> <quote>I have been thinking that if a zombie apocalypse were to happen the first place I would go to would be a bike shop. Bikes would be more useful then cars and would have a lot of items that could be used as weapons.</quote> Plus, bikes can go places that cars can't</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 05/01/18 5:30:00 PM #15:	Moar plox --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:900637219] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>Moar plox</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Loghain 05/01/18 5:31:12 PM #16:	I'm in the gym --- You must gather your party before venturing forth <cite>Loghain posted [p:900637273] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>I'm in the gym</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 05/01/18 5:32:02 PM #17:	Loghain posted... I'm in the gym So you could prolly dismantle gym equipment and swing it --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:900637313] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote><cite>Loghain posted...</cite> <quote>I'm in the gym</quote> So you could prolly dismantle gym equipment and swing it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThanksUglyGod 05/01/18 5:32:16 PM #18:	Literally my pillow <cite>ThanksUglyGod posted [p:900637325] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>Literally my pillow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 05/01/18 5:33:08 PM #19:	USB phone charger RIP --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (1-3): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:900637365] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>USB phone charger RIP</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
more_cow_bell 05/01/18 5:33:12 PM #20:	a gun. but only one loaded mag. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/Qj07xH0I1AaZy/giphy.gif http://i.imgur.com/0O95M.gif http://i.imgur.com/IV8gR2Z.gif <cite>more_cow_bell posted [p:900637368] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>a gun. but only one loaded mag.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1NfamousACE_2 05/01/18 5:33:36 PM #21:	A couch --- New signature needed, acquire within from management <cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted [p:900637381] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>A couch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LIsJustice 05/01/18 5:33:52 PM #22:	Pringles container --- Bethesda is the best western publisher this gen by far. <cite>LIsJustice posted [p:900637393] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>Pringles container</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 05/01/18 5:34:19 PM #24:	Use my phone camera to record them banging. --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 http://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - http://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:900637417] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>Use my phone camera to record them banging.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 05/01/18 5:35:28 PM #25:	A bug zapper racket. I'm screwed. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:900637475] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>A bug zapper racket. I'm screwed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/01/18 5:36:50 PM #26:	Discs for disc golfing. Im nit even good so Im fucked --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:900637541] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>Discs for disc golfing. Im nit even good so Im fucked</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 05/01/18 5:39:27 PM #27:	I doubt the TV remote could save me. --- Caution: A Boring British Centrist has arrived. http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Underground <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:900637674] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>I doubt the TV remote could save me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rhklce 05/01/18 5:40:01 PM #28:	Marmitecashews posted... I doubt the TV remote could save me. Not with that attitude <cite>rhklce posted [p:900637712] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote><cite>Marmitecashews posted...</cite> <quote>I doubt the TV remote could save me.</quote> Not with that attitude</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 05/01/18 5:47:16 PM #29:	I have two AR-15s, a Glock 17, and a Beretta M9. I'm set. --- House music owns. <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:900638048] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>I have two AR-15s, a Glock 17, and a Beretta M9. I'm set.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PowerMang 05/01/18 5:48:43 PM #30:	A can of beer. Maybe I could get the zombies drunk! --- Not changing sig until I decide to change my sig Started: 01-08-11 <cite>PowerMang posted [p:900638098] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>A can of beer. Maybe I could get the zombies drunk!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/01/18 5:49:26 PM #31:	Weights? Not sure what use the plates would be but the metal bars would do the trick --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:900638138] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>Weights? Not sure what use the plates would be but the metal bars would do the trick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 05/01/18 5:50:58 PM #32:	Turtlebread posted... my DICK Your dick is to your left? --- https://i.imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J.jpg <cite>Touch posted [p:900638206] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote><cite>Turtlebread posted...</cite> <quote>my DICK</quote> Your dick is to your left?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RE_expert44 05/01/18 5:58:29 PM #33:	A bag of sour jolly ranchers. At least I die with a tasty treat --- 0 Post Topic http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1074-resident-evil-past-present-and-future <cite>RE_expert44 posted [p:900638602] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>A bag of sour jolly ranchers. At least I die with a tasty treat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkChozoGhost 05/01/18 6:19:25 PM #36:	I could certainly distract them with my phone --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:900639605] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>I could certainly distract them with my phone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_OujiDoza_ 05/01/18 8:31:47 PM #37:	A scrub brush on my bathroom sink... I'm fucked --- R.I.P. Bilbo-Swaggins: Victim of the CommunistFAQS Regime \|Brian-Dawkins\|http://i.imgtc.com/5yil6xS.jpg. <cite>_OujiDoza_ posted [p:900646415] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>A scrub brush on my bathroom sink... I'm fucked</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fuparulez 05/01/18 8:33:10 PM #38:	If I turn my desk chair around 180 degrees on my left there's an AKM in 7.62x39, so I'll go for that. --- It's the fat upper kitty area, and if you got one I wanna marry ya! <cite>Fuparulez posted [p:900646500] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>If I turn my desk chair around 180 degrees on my left there's an AKM in 7.62x39, so I'll go for that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 05/01/18 8:33:24 PM #39:	I got a hardcopy version of Cyrano de Bergerac, I got this. --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:900646518] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>I got a hardcopy version of Cyrano de Bergerac, I got this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodychess 05/01/18 8:33:47 PM #40:	An AR-15 Awwwwww yeah!!! --- To err is human To arr is pirate <cite>Bloodychess posted [p:900646538] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>An AR-15 Awwwwww yeah!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 05/01/18 8:41:44 PM #41:	My 3 year old daughter. She'll exhaust them all to death asking why a million times. She solos. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:900647022] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>My 3 year old daughter. She'll exhaust them all to death asking why a million times. She solos.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SimpleMan 05/01/18 8:44:04 PM #42:	I've got a tire thumper. Not terrible, but kinda short. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul <cite>SimpleMan posted [p:900647163] in Zombie apo... [t:76568730]...</cite> <quote>I've got a tire thumper. Not terrible, but kinda short.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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