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refmon
01/21/18 2:34:56 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOEHpkZCc1Y

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SSJGrimReaper
01/21/18 2:45:29 PM
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Blue_Inigo
01/21/18 2:46:23 PM
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#NotMyLara
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Vyrulisse
01/21/18 2:47:24 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
y

Because big boobs are sexist or whatever
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Sada_Pop
01/21/18 2:48:51 PM
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Her boobs haven't been her entire identity since the second reboot.

I argue that they never were but that'd be in vain.
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KazumaKiryu
01/21/18 2:49:48 PM
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I wouldn't be surprised if the entire reason they decided to make this movie was for feminism and to end the sexualization of the Lara Croft character.
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deupd_u
01/21/18 2:50:03 PM
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It looks p terrible. It tries to be too much like the game. Running while shooting a bow is so unnatural.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
01/21/18 2:50:10 PM
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Good.
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hockeybub89
01/21/18 2:50:58 PM
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Lara hasn't had big boobs in like a decade or more.

Still, ugh video game movie. There are some seriously legit actors in it and it will almost definitely suck.
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Guy_Fieri
01/21/18 2:51:57 PM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
I wouldn't be surprised if the entire reason they decided to make this movie was for feminism and to end the sexualization of the Lara Croft character.

The ending is her ripping off the main bad guy's junk with her bare hands and slam dunking them into a volcano.
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Vicious_Dios
01/21/18 2:53:30 PM
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It's bleh
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UnfairRepresent
01/21/18 2:55:14 PM
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You guys do know you can sexualize a woman with small breasts right?

Hell you can make a solid argument that the second reboot Lara is the most sexualized of all.

There was no groping or implied lesbianism when Lara was fighting French Douchebags in the bowels of Eygpt.
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R0ttedHorror
01/21/18 2:56:56 PM
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KazumaKiryu
01/21/18 4:26:56 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You guys do know you can sexualize a woman with small breasts right?

Hell you can make a solid argument that the second reboot Lara is the most sexualized of all.

There was no groping or implied lesbianism when Lara was fighting French Douchebags in the bowels of Eygpt.


Ah, making her lesbian would be right in line with the feminist movement.
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TheGrindery
01/21/18 4:28:12 PM
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I will accept her smaller breasts ONLY if they make another Trauma Center game and her breast reduction surgery is one of the levels.
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spikethedevil
01/21/18 4:30:21 PM
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Oh FFS that terrible fake English accent.
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EbonTitanium
01/21/18 4:31:17 PM
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This Lara is based off of Lara Croft v3.0, but Lara v3 is at least a C-cup.
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SuperExcitebike
01/21/18 4:45:56 PM
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Waste of Walton Goggins talent
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lilORANG
01/21/18 4:46:48 PM
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What city is that in the very opening shot? That big rocket shaped building is cool af.
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The Great Muta 22
01/21/18 4:47:20 PM
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She literally looks comparable to the most recent Lara. What a shit thing to care about
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Funkydog
01/21/18 4:49:21 PM
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lilORANG posted...
What city is that in the very opening shot? That big rocket shaped building is cool af.

Pretty sure that is the Gherkin building in London
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weapon_d00d816
01/21/18 4:50:21 PM
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EbonTitanium posted...
This Lara is based off of Lara Croft v3.0, but Lara v3 is at least a C-cup.

And she already has a live action actor that provides likeness and voice, further confusing the situation.
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EverDownward
01/21/18 4:50:57 PM
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The Great Muta 22 posted...
She literally looks comparable to the most recent Lara

LOL no she doesn't stop lying
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TheGrindery
01/21/18 4:52:04 PM
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The Great Muta 22 posted...
She literally looks comparable to the most recent Lara. What a shit thing to care about

It's not THAT they're smaller. It's the very probable reasons WHY that's annoying.

If after OoT was out for a bit, we found out that Link would be female in Majora's Mask, then I would be totally fine and think "Well, didn't see that coming but hey it could be cool, who knows?" but with all the arguing and bullshit in society today and people flat out demanding that someone change their own intellectual property, it's aggravating. Imagine someone telling you what you need/have to do with what YOU came up with.
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SlashmanSG
01/21/18 4:53:29 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
EbonTitanium posted...
This Lara is based off of Lara Croft v3.0, but Lara v3 is at least a C-cup.

And she already has a live action actor that provides likeness and voice, further confusing the situation.

...who's confused?
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Funkydog
01/21/18 4:54:39 PM
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...Are people really upset about her breast size?

of all the most pointless things to get worked up over. People should be concerned about her acting ability, ability to sound "posh English" and if she looks like she'd live the lifestyle Lara does.

She's someone who has acting ability and looks like a decent Lara. I don't get why people are upset.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
01/21/18 4:55:22 PM
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That's like saying people are confused by Bond.

The long and short of it is Alicia Vikander is fucking beautiful and will do well in the role.
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Xelltrix
01/21/18 4:55:47 PM
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If Lara Croft doesn't have cartoonishly massive boobs, is she even Lara Croft?
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TheGrindery
01/21/18 4:55:49 PM
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Why not make her look as close to the way Angelina Jolie did in the first movie?
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Skye Reynolds
01/21/18 4:56:31 PM
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It's like having a clean shaven Santa Claus. She's missing a signature attribute.
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hockeybub89
01/21/18 4:56:53 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
The Great Muta 22 posted...
She literally looks comparable to the most recent Lara. What a shit thing to care about

It's not THAT they're smaller. It's the very probable reasons WHY that's annoying.

If after OoT was out for a bit, we found out that Link would be female in Majora's Mask, then I would be totally fine and think "Well, didn't see that coming but hey it could be cool, who knows?" but with all the arguing and bullshit in society today and people flat out demanding that someone change their own intellectual property, it's aggravating. Imagine someone telling you what you need/have to do with what YOU came up with.

Lara was revamped before the "society today" you are whining about was whatever you think it is. Maybe she was just changed by choice and everything can't be blamed on SJWs threatening to burn everything to the ground if they aren't appeased. I feel like you're seeing a general trend and blaming it on crazies who support the trend somehow running society.
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3khc
01/21/18 4:57:52 PM
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I mean when asked to describe Lara what would you say?

Big titty English woman in her late 20s to early 30s. Packs two pistols, wears short shorts, has ger hair in a braid.

She can still be that without the titties.
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JustMonika
01/21/18 4:58:38 PM
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I doubt the makers of TR care whether she has big boobs or not.
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hockeybub89
01/21/18 4:59:01 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
If Lara Croft doesn't have cartoonishly massive boobs, is she even Lara Croft?


She hasn't had cartoonishly massive boobs in a very long time. People really need to start researching their outrage.
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Xelltrix
01/21/18 4:59:52 PM
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Her boob size being downgraded in the 2013 game was a travesty.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
01/21/18 5:00:16 PM
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Lara in the most recent and FAR MORE SUCCESSFUL Tomb Raider games is far more reasonably sized compared to the PS1 era.
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Skye Reynolds
01/21/18 5:00:27 PM
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3khc posted...
I mean when asked to describe Lara what would you say?

Big titty English woman in her late 20s to early 30s. Packs two pistols, wears short shorts, has ger hair in a braid.

She can still be that without the titties.


Fine.

Let's keep the tits and make her a short haired knife throwing woman from Brooklyn who wears long pants.
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creativerealms
01/21/18 5:01:39 PM
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As long as the movie is good I don't care. Also in real life tits as big as Lara's would hinder any tomb raiding.
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Hexenherz
01/21/18 5:01:57 PM
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Wow this movie looks terrible. Like an Uwe Boll production.

Also half the movie is apparently "i miss dad" "I know where dad went" "your dad put me here" "you don't know my dad" "dad dad dad dad"
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yoloyoloswagEMP
01/21/18 5:02:17 PM
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that's how u know it's non-canon
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Gamer99z
01/21/18 5:02:37 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Lara hasn't had big boobs in like a decade or more.

What? She's at least a solid D cup in the current rebooted series.
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JustMonika
01/21/18 5:02:42 PM
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I'm upset she won't have pyramid boobs
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Funkydog
01/21/18 5:03:17 PM
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Spooking posted...
The only reason to go see a Croft movie is because of her jigglies. I see this movie becoming a flop.

I mean, it will fail because it was based on a video game. The size of her breasts is irrelevant.
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MrBobGray
01/21/18 5:03:44 PM
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A handful is plenty
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MrBobGray
01/21/18 5:04:20 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Spooking posted...
The only reason to go see a Croft movie is because of her jigglies. I see this movie becoming a flop.

I mean, it will fail because it was based on a video game. The size of her breasts is irrelevant.


It wont fail. People are all about strong female leads now. This is a perfect addition.
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NeonOctopus
01/21/18 5:05:15 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
01/21/18 5:05:20 PM
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Funkydog
01/21/18 5:06:32 PM
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MrBobGray posted...
Funkydog posted...
Spooking posted...
The only reason to go see a Croft movie is because of her jigglies. I see this movie becoming a flop.

I mean, it will fail because it was based on a video game. The size of her breasts is irrelevant.


It wont fail. People are all about strong female leads now. This is a perfect addition.

Eh. We'll see. Video game based films are notorious for turning out awful and I don't expect this one to be any different, even if it makes money.
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hockeybub89
01/21/18 5:06:34 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
Lara hasn't had big boobs in like a decade or more.

What? She's at least a solid D cup in the current rebooted series.

No
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