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REMercsChamp
12/20/17 4:34:45 PM
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Study finds that millennials are completely incapable of even the most basic of tasks including tying shoe laces and changing a light bulb. Often found wasting tens of thousands of dollars on useless liberal arts degrees and contributing nothing of value to society and are completely dependent on their wealthy parents buying them properties and luxuries.
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s0nicfan
12/20/17 4:35:48 PM
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bbhxl08
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weekoldhotdog
12/20/17 4:35:52 PM
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before anyone asks for a source, I'm the one that conducted this study.
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Eevee-Trainer
12/20/17 4:35:53 PM
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How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?
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untrustful
12/20/17 4:36:44 PM
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Eevee-Trainer posted...
How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

A millennium of them.
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s0nicfan
12/20/17 4:37:35 PM
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Eevee-Trainer posted...
How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?


I don't know, but I bet it involves a hashtag campaign, a facebook filter, and whole lot of likes/upvotes
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weekoldhotdog
12/20/17 4:37:42 PM
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Eevee-Trainer posted...
How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. The millennial calls his knowledgable mother who then drives over to the millennial's home and changes the lightbulb while also making the millennial a tray of hotpockets
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REMercsChamp
12/20/17 5:37:51 PM
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KillerKhan420
12/20/17 5:41:24 PM
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I see the commercial with the kid who couldn't change a damn tire, I believe it.
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The Admiral
12/20/17 5:46:40 PM
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They make special ribbons for millennials

8wp215F
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sylverlolol
12/20/17 5:57:21 PM
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untrustful posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

A millennium of them.

lol
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REMercsChamp
12/20/17 5:59:43 PM
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The Admiral posted...
They make special ribbons for millennials

8wp215F

lmfao
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hockeybub89
12/20/17 6:00:21 PM
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The Admiral posted...
They make special ribbons for millennials

8wp215F

Don't try to deny it. Those are your personal collection.
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
12/20/17 6:01:37 PM
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Study: I fucked your mom
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darkphoenix181
12/20/17 6:02:09 PM
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truthfully

I wear slip ons

I can tie though
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DawkinsNumber4
12/20/17 6:08:18 PM
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How come I never see the people talking trash on here winning awards or accomplishing anything memorable?
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KillerKhan420
12/20/17 6:09:43 PM
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...
Study: I fucked your mom


Well I was sexually active in the 90s and pretty much slept with any girl who looked at me twice. So I could be your dad.
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s0nicfan
12/20/17 6:12:16 PM
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DawkinsNumber4 posted...
How come I never see the people talking trash on here winning awards or accomplishing anything memorable?


I guess we're all just so weighed down by legal case after legal case taking up all our time and energy, preventing us from doing or being anything meaningful
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Maeiv
12/20/17 6:13:12 PM
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Whats a computer?
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CarlGrimes
12/20/17 6:14:10 PM
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There needs to be some distinct line within the Millenial generation. There is a big difference between those that grew up before the internet boom and those that did after. The ones born after are the ones that are horrible.
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CarlGrimes
12/20/17 6:15:10 PM
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Maeiv posted...
Whats a computer?

That boy/girl is Gen Z.
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Fishy
12/20/17 6:15:54 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
There needs to be some distinct line within the Millenial generation. There is a big difference between those that grew up before the internet boom and those that did after. The ones born after are the ones that are horrible.

the line is the day before i was born everyone after that is a millennial
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r4X0r
12/20/17 6:17:41 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
There needs to be some distinct line within the Millenial generation. There is a big difference between those that grew up before the internet boom and those that did after. The ones born after are the ones that are horrible.


It is pretty hilarious. What the hell does somebody born in 1982 have in common with somebody born in 2002?
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justaguy3492
12/20/17 6:19:40 PM
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I like when people whine about millennials cause it's completely a losing battle. The older generations will just keep getting older and die while the millennials (and generations that come after) will take over and change everything about your "good ol' days".
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REMercsChamp
12/20/17 6:47:31 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
millennials don't need to know how to tie shoes when they can just order self-tying sneakers with SmartLace technology off Amazon and get it sent right to their doorstep

It's disgusting - these guys have robots tying their shoes for them but they can't figure out how to turn on a light switch
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