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darkprince45 11/14/17 10:07:19 PM #1:	6 years in the military...worst day of my life. Called one of toughest academies in the country. 10 hours of non stop smoking and yelling. Right at the end some girl gave attitude for like 2500th time and they were done. So they made her stand at the front and watch us lift our newly issued police gear box over our heads. Probably for like half an hour, that was after 9 hours of non stop smoking and a pt test I had sweat in my eyes and I was getting screamed at by 3 people because I couldn't keep my eyes open Holy fuck. I can't even raise my left shoulder right now --- Cubs, Rockies, Grizzlies, Patriots. <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:890408091] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>6 years in the military...worst day of my life. Called one of toughest academies in the country. 10 hours of non stop smoking and yelling. Right at the end some girl gave attitude for like 2500th time and they were done. So they made her stand at the front and watch us lift our newly issued police gear box over our heads. Probably for like half an hour, that was after 9 hours of non stop smoking and a pt test I had sweat in my eyes and I was getting screamed at by 3 people because I couldn't keep my eyes open Holy fuck. I can't even raise my left shoulder right now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidWong 11/14/17 10:08:29 PM #2:	You won't know me but man I can't believe you still post here. Good to know. Hope all is well --- Nice guy? I don't give a s*. Good father? F* you! Go home and play with your kids. If you want to work here, close! <cite>DavidWong posted [p:890408164] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>You won't know me but man I can't believe you still post here. Good to know. Hope all is well</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 11/14/17 10:10:31 PM #3:	Yeah, cause I know when I think 'conflict resolution and security' I think 'guys holding 100lbs boxes over their heads because someone in the group is a moron'. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:890408275] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, cause I know when I think 'conflict resolution and security' I think 'guys holding 100lbs boxes over their heads because someone in the group is a moron'.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe_stalin518 11/14/17 10:14:18 PM #4:	darkprince45 posted... 6 years in the military...worst day of my life. Called one of toughest academies in the country. 10 hours of non stop smoking and yelling. Right at the end some girl gave attitude for like 2500th time and they were done. So they made her stand at the front and watch us lift our newly issued police gear box over our heads. Probably for like half an hour, that was after 9 hours of non stop smoking and a pt test I had sweat in my eyes and I was getting screamed at by 3 people because I couldn't keep my eyes open Holy fuck. I can't even raise my left shoulder right now Smoking ? Is this code for something or was the trainer chain smoking Virgina slims like a real man --- how does super mario world work without updates? Relax I know what I'm doing,I been killing topics since 1987 <cite>joe_stalin518 posted [p:890408511] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkprince45 posted...</cite> <quote>6 years in the military...worst day of my life. Called one of toughest academies in the country. 10 hours of non stop smoking and yelling. Right at the end some girl gave attitude for like 2500th time and they were done. So they made her stand at the front and watch us lift our newly issued police gear box over our heads. Probably for like half an hour, that was after 9 hours of non stop smoking and a pt test I had sweat in my eyes and I was getting screamed at by 3 people because I couldn't keep my eyes open Holy fuck. I can't even raise my left shoulder right now</quote> Smoking ? Is this code for something or was the trainer chain smoking Virgina slims like a real man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 11/14/17 10:20:00 PM #5:	What exactly is the curriculum? My city runs a citizens one every Fall the top 15 get sent to the state ran one on the police departments dime. --- Put your grasses on... <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:890408857] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>What exactly is the curriculum? My city runs a citizens one every Fall the top 15 get sent to the state ran one on the police departments dime.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 11/14/17 10:27:16 PM #6:	DavidWong posted... You won't know me but man I can't believe you still post here. Good to know. Hope all is well Thanks man same for you! Smoking is a military and police term for negative physical punishment And it's 6 month academy with over a year fto --- Cubs, Rockies, Grizzlies, Patriots. <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:890409285] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote><cite>DavidWong posted...</cite> <quote>You won't know me but man I can't believe you still post here. Good to know. Hope all is well</quote> Thanks man same for you! Smoking is a military and police term for negative physical punishment And it's 6 month academy with over a year fto</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 11/14/17 11:00:52 PM #7:	Upp --- Cubs, Rockies, Grizzlies, Patriots. <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:890411507] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>Upp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 11/14/17 11:40:27 PM #8:	Nobody cares --- Cubs, Rockies, Grizzlies, Patriots. <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:890413937] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>Nobody cares</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/14/17 11:41:58 PM #9:	How does it feel knowing you're a class traitor --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:890414026] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>How does it feel knowing you're a class traitor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 11/14/17 11:43:39 PM #10:	why the fuck would anybody want to be a member of the PO PO --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:890414118] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>why the fuck would anybody want to be a member of the PO PO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patchwork 11/14/17 11:45:43 PM #11:	darkprince45 posted... DavidWong posted... You won't know me but man I can't believe you still post here. Good to know. Hope all is well Thanks man same for you! Smoking is a military and police term for negative physical punishment And it's 6 month academy with over a year fto Get after it brother. The career is worth it, trust me. --- The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. <cite>Patchwork posted [p:890414239] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkprince45 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DavidWong posted...</cite> <quote>You won't know me but man I can't believe you still post here. Good to know. Hope all is well</quote> Thanks man same for you! Smoking is a military and police term for negative physical punishment And it's 6 month academy with over a year fto</quote> Get after it brother. The career is worth it, trust me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
superstud69x 11/14/17 11:53:57 PM #12:	joe_stalin518 posted... Smoking ? Is this code for something or was the trainer chain smoking Virgina slims like a real man Smoking is a term used for forcing someone to do rapid, strenuous physical exercises for disciplinary purposes. --- Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. <cite>superstud69x posted [p:890414668] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote><cite>joe_stalin518 posted...</cite> <quote>Smoking ? Is this code for something or was the trainer chain smoking Virgina slims like a real man</quote> Smoking is a term used for forcing someone to do rapid, strenuous physical exercises for disciplinary purposes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 11/15/17 12:42:12 AM #13:	At least you'll have Steve Guttenberg by your side when they send you to Moscow. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:890417019] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>At least you'll have Steve Guttenberg by your side when they send you to Moscow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fishy 11/15/17 12:43:08 AM #14:	what branch were you before --- ~Dr. FishyStick\| Welcome Back. http://i.imgur.com/z50xS2H.jpg <cite>Fishy posted [p:890417064] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>what branch were you before</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 11/15/17 9:05:54 AM #15:	Army Holy fuck I'm so sore --- Cubs, Rockies, Grizzlies, Patriots. <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:890429820] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>Army Holy fuck I'm so sore</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 11/15/17 5:31:00 PM #16:	God damn I'm dying --- Cubs, Rockies, Grizzlies, Patriots. <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:890458164] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>God damn I'm dying</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakkeron 11/15/17 5:35:57 PM #17:	Oh shut up and get on with it. <cite>Kakkeron posted [p:890458434] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>Oh shut up and get on with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 11/15/17 5:38:34 PM #18:	Sounds like a state trooper academy, they're pretty comparable to BCT. I went through a regular 4 month program, but it was mostly death by power point. PT two times a week. A week of driving, and a week of shooting. --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:890458588] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like a state trooper academy, they're pretty comparable to BCT. I went through a regular 4 month program, but it was mostly death by power point. PT two times a week. A week of driving, and a week of shooting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 11/15/17 5:48:50 PM #19:	Did you hide a hooker in the podium for the CO when he makes a speech. --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:890459195] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>Did you hide a hooker in the podium for the CO when he makes a speech.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 11/15/17 5:55:52 PM #20:	lww99 posted... Sounds like a state trooper academy, they're pretty comparable to BCT. I went through a regular 4 month program, but it was mostly death by power point. PT two times a week. A week of driving, and a week of shooting. Sounds great --- Cubs, Rockies, Grizzlies, Patriots. <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:890459625] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote><cite>lww99 posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like a state trooper academy, they're pretty comparable to BCT. I went through a regular 4 month program, but it was mostly death by power point. PT two times a week. A week of driving, and a week of shooting.</quote> Sounds great</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steve Nick 11/15/17 5:56:19 PM #21:	I went through police academy. AMA if you have any questions. I know everything and graduated #1 in my class. --- This is my signature. <cite>Steve Nick posted [p:890459653] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>I went through police academy. AMA if you have any questions. I know everything and graduated #1 in my class.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GOATSLAYER 11/15/17 5:57:30 PM #22:	Did they make you watch the Police Academy movie series? The first two movies are decent --- Hide your kids, hide your goats <cite>GOATSLAYER posted [p:890459724] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>Did they make you watch the Police Academy movie series? The first two movies are decent</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steve Nick 11/15/17 5:59:04 PM #23:	GOATSLAYER posted... Did they make you watch the Police Academy movie series? The first two movies are decent No, but one of them did make us watch a fight scene from Troy, because he wanted to 'psych us up'...or something. --- This is my signature. <cite>Steve Nick posted [p:890459820] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote><cite>GOATSLAYER posted...</cite> <quote>Did they make you watch the Police Academy movie series? The first two movies are decent</quote> No, but one of them did make us watch a fight scene from Troy, because he wanted to 'psych us up'...or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 11/15/17 6:02:49 PM #24:	I find it hard to believe that they demanded 10 straight hours of physical exercises. Unless this was for a specific federal agency or special security at a secretive facility. --- i dont like signatures <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:890460018] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>I find it hard to believe that they demanded 10 straight hours of physical exercises. Unless this was for a specific federal agency or special security at a secretive facility.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 11/15/17 6:14:35 PM #25:	Hexenherz posted... I find it hard to believe that they demanded 10 straight hours of physical exercises. Unless this was for a specific federal agency or special security at a secretive facility. obviously it wasn't every second --- Cubs, Rockies, Grizzlies, Patriots. <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:890460763] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote>I find it hard to believe that they demanded 10 straight hours of physical exercises. Unless this was for a specific federal agency or special security at a secretive facility.</quote> obviously it wasn't every second</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 11/15/17 6:16:10 PM #26:	Yeah but I mean even military boot camps or even strenuous military schools aren't that ridiculous except for maybe milestone training events. --- i dont like signatures <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:890460853] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>Yeah but I mean even military boot camps or even strenuous military schools aren't that ridiculous except for maybe milestone training events.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patchwork 11/15/17 6:16:17 PM #27:	Steve Nick posted... I went through police academy. AMA if you have any questions. I know everything and graduated #1 in my class. :/ if you went through a police academy, you'd know you know nothing when you get out. --- The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. <cite>Patchwork posted [p:890460869] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote><cite>Steve Nick posted...</cite> <quote>I went through police academy. AMA if you have any questions. I know everything and graduated #1 in my class.</quote> :/ if you went through a police academy, you'd know you know nothing when you get out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Callixtus 11/15/17 6:17:51 PM #28:	CEmen patrolling the streets now? I feel bad for the public. --- It will be more bearable for Tyre and Sidon on the day of judgment than for you. \| I did not come to bring peace to the earth, but the sword. -Jesus <cite>Callixtus posted [p:890460950] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>CEmen patrolling the streets now? I feel bad for the public.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 11/15/17 6:18:39 PM #29:	Hexenherz posted... Yeah but I mean even military boot camps or even strenuous military schools aren't that ridiculous except for maybe milestone training events. Uh ranger school, air assault, airborne, are all tougher And like I said it's considered the toughest academy in the country --- Cubs, Rockies, Grizzlies, Patriots. <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:890460991] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah but I mean even military boot camps or even strenuous military schools aren't that ridiculous except for maybe milestone training events.</quote> Uh ranger school, air assault, airborne, are all tougher And like I said it's considered the toughest academy in the country</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steve Nick 11/15/17 6:20:29 PM #30:	Patchwork posted... Steve Nick posted... I went through police academy. AMA if you have any questions. I know everything and graduated #1 in my class. :/ if you went through a police academy, you'd know you know nothing when you get out. everything about -police academy- --- This is my signature. <cite>Steve Nick posted [p:890461091] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote><cite>Patchwork posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Steve Nick posted...</cite> <quote>I went through police academy. AMA if you have any questions. I know everything and graduated #1 in my class.</quote> :/ if you went through a police academy, you'd know you know nothing when you get out.</quote> everything about -police academy-</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 11/15/17 6:34:57 PM #31:	Hang in there. It gets better. You get to learn ho to pick out the best Jelly Donuts, how to properly take a bribe and how to effectively racial profile. --- https://i.imgur.com/akpEP6p.gif https://i.imgur.com/hVRNKNs.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:890461926] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>Hang in there. It gets better. You get to learn ho to pick out the best Jelly Donuts, how to properly take a bribe and how to effectively racial profile.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
50Blessings 11/15/17 6:38:49 PM #32:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_dDNBP7sgE --- America is a tune. It must be sung together. --50 Blessings https://i.imgur.com/cKxoAhi.png <cite>50Blessings posted [p:890462166] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_dDNBP7sgE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 11/15/17 6:45:08 PM #33:	DirkDiggles posted... Hang in there. It gets better. You get to learn ho to pick out the best Jelly Donuts, how to properly take a bribe and how to effectively racial profile. --- Cubs, Rockies, Grizzlies, Patriots. <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:890462513] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirkDiggles posted...</cite> <quote>Hang in there. It gets better. You get to learn ho to pick out the best Jelly Donuts, how to properly take a bribe and how to effectively racial profile.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steve Nick 11/15/17 7:22:26 PM #34:	DirkDiggles posted... Hang in there. It gets better. You get to learn ho to pick out the best Jelly Donuts, how to properly take a bribe and how to effectively racial profile. we actually did have some cold early mornings where half of us would be eating donuts and drinking coffee, standing outside while waiting on who the fuck ever to tell us what to do. --- This is my signature. <cite>Steve Nick posted [p:890464721] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirkDiggles posted...</cite> <quote>Hang in there. It gets better. You get to learn ho to pick out the best Jelly Donuts, how to properly take a bribe and how to effectively racial profile.</quote> we actually did have some cold early mornings where half of us would be eating donuts and drinking coffee, standing outside while waiting on who the fuck ever to tell us what to do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 11/15/17 7:24:09 PM #35:	good luck. please be a good cop. --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:890464811] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>good luck. please be a good cop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DemonBuffet 11/15/17 7:26:22 PM #36:	Good luck to you! The hazing should only last about 2 weeks lol. Then you can stress about the dumb post tests where every answer is right, except for one that is just slightly a bit more correct. --- Trololol <cite>DemonBuffet posted [p:890464939] in Just finis... [t:75992112]...</cite> <quote>Good luck to you! The hazing should only last about 2 weeks lol. Then you can stress about the dumb post tests where every answer is right, except for one that is just slightly a bit more correct.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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