Current Events > Scenario: Xsquader is outside your home and he wants to fight you.

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Kitt 10/31/17 5:46:17 PM #1:	He looks really and keeps saying things like, "I'll call the police on you, you shit!", "Put up your dukes", "I can't feel my legs!", and "You can't hide up there forever, pussy!" I doesn't seem like he's going to go away any time soon. What do you do? --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:889514518] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>He looks really and keeps saying things like, "I'll call the police on you, you shit!", "Put up your dukes", "I can't feel my legs!", and "You can't hide up there forever, pussy!" I doesn't seem like he's going to go away any time soon. What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
roos1046 Reborn 10/31/17 5:46:49 PM #2:	whoop his ass --- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. http://i.imgur.com/FoV5u.gif <cite>roos1046 Reborn posted [p:889514552] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>whoop his ass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 10/31/17 5:46:50 PM #3:	Make a topic on CE about it --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:889514553] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Make a topic on CE about it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArchiePeck 10/31/17 5:47:34 PM #5:	Illegally record the conversation. <cite>ArchiePeck posted [p:889514593] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Illegally record the conversation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 10/31/17 5:48:52 PM #6:	Ill just tell him I called the police and watch him beat his head to the ground. --- http://i.imgur.com/hRsG4.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif http://i.imgur.com/37KDT.gif <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:889514662] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Ill just tell him I called the police and watch him beat his head to the ground.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 10/31/17 5:49:41 PM #7:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRBZuQK6jg4 --- http://i.imgur.com/nHDi2Hl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Ye7svMM.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:889514706] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRBZuQK6jg4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 10/31/17 5:50:03 PM #8:	I'd go outside and offer him a hot beverage and a backrub to calm him down and then listen to his troubles <cite>Zikten posted [p:889514731] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>I'd go outside and offer him a hot beverage and a backrub to calm him down and then listen to his troubles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 10/31/17 5:51:18 PM #10:	Kitt posted... "I can't feel my legs!" --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:889514797] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>"I can't feel my legs!"</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3khc 10/31/17 5:52:56 PM #11:	Spooking posted... Xsquader and I are good friends, so I don't see this being a possibility. Speaking of that, Happy Halloween, Dawkins! It's a what -if scenario, you Brown noser. --- ---- ----- <cite>3khc posted [p:889514893] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>Spooking posted...</cite> <quote>Xsquader and I are good friends, so I don't see this being a possibility. Speaking of that, Happy Halloween, Dawkins!</quote> It's a what -if scenario, you Brown noser.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragonGirlYuki 10/31/17 5:54:37 PM #12:	Call the police and get my 12 gauge. --- ~Yuki~ <cite>DragonGirlYuki posted [p:889514981] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Call the police and get my 12 gauge.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 10/31/17 5:55:02 PM #13:	Shut the blinds and retreat to the basement. --- I'm like a microphone in that I'm a microprocessor, within a cranium. You must, um, yeah. <cite>masticatingman posted [p:889515001] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Shut the blinds and retreat to the basement.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 10/31/17 6:03:39 PM #14:	SSJGrimReaper posted... Make a topic on CE about it --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:889515471] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Make a topic on CE about it</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 10/31/17 8:45:26 PM #15:	He's recording the whole thing on his phone and he got that stupid head gear accessory too. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:889524433] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>He's recording the whole thing on his phone and he got that stupid head gear accessory too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlashmanSG 10/31/17 8:46:33 PM #16:	ArchiePeck posted... Illegally record the conversation. --- Fight Science with Wood http://i.imgur.com/MMRZgNi.gif http://i.imgur.com/Um0p3xx.gif http://i.imgur.com/MIbbUHB.gif <cite>SlashmanSG posted [p:889524492] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>ArchiePeck posted...</cite> <quote>Illegally record the conversation.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainedRedone 10/31/17 8:47:39 PM #17:	I'll grab my SCAR17 and defend myself. --- David Mink. Hero. https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6043/6337878059_009dd4c4f3_z.jpg <cite>ChainedRedone posted [p:889524557] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>I'll grab my SCAR17 and defend myself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 10/31/17 8:49:20 PM #18:	Distract him with a shiny police car ready for head bashing. He'll knock himself out. --- http://puu.sh/7YTkw.jpg http://puu.sh/7YTgu.jpg http://puu.sh/7YTh0.jpg http://puu.sh/7YTfv.jpg http://puu.sh/7YThz.jpg http://puu.sh/7YTfW.jpg <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:889524657] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Distract him with a shiny police car ready for head bashing. He'll knock himself out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 10/31/17 8:51:56 PM #19:	Laugh at him from my window. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:889524816] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Laugh at him from my window.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 10/31/17 8:54:07 PM #20:	Cant you invite him in and when he assaults you, you can use deadly force in self defense? --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:889524956] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Cant you invite him in and when he assaults you, you can use deadly force in self defense?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eevee-Trainer 11/01/17 6:18:03 PM #22:	ChromaticAngel posted... SSJGrimReaper posted... Make a topic on CE about it --- Maybe I'll put something here one day. <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:889577947] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Make a topic on CE about it</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AvlButtslam 11/01/17 6:19:43 PM #23:	Cower in fear. He's batshit insane, who knows what he'd do --- Hey kiddies <cite>AvlButtslam posted [p:889578045] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Cower in fear. He's batshit insane, who knows what he'd do</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 11/01/17 6:20:41 PM #24:	AvlButtslam posted... Cower in fear. He's batshit insane, who knows what he'd do `XSquader is confused! XSquader hit itself in its confusion!` --- Maybe I'll put something here one day. <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:889578096] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>AvlButtslam posted...</cite> <quote>Cower in fear. He's batshit insane, who knows what he'd do</quote> XSquader is confused! XSquader hit itself in its confusion!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/01/17 6:21:12 PM #25:	teleports behind him --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:889578124] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>teleports behind him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 11/01/17 6:21:53 PM #26:	Rough him up a bit and send him on his way with a stern warning --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:889578159] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Rough him up a bit and send him on his way with a stern warning</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 11/01/17 6:52:38 PM #27:	@DawkinsNumber4 What would you do if you saw yourself outside your apartment door looking for a fight? --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:889579852] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>@DawkinsNumber4 What would you do if you saw yourself outside your apartment door looking for a fight?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 11/01/17 6:53:15 PM #28:	I could probably kick his ass tbh. --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg http://debofnight.andcuriouser.com/ <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:889579895] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>I could probably kick his ass tbh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DawkinsNumber4 11/01/17 6:53:44 PM #29:	Spooking posted... Xsquader and I are good friends, so I don't see this being a possibility. Speaking of that, Happy Halloween, Dawkins! Thank you, you too. Who are you though? --- https://soundcloud.com/xsquader - http://youtube.com/xsquader http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1044-independent-politics - Independent Politics Community Board <cite>DawkinsNumber4 posted [p:889579914] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>Spooking posted...</cite> <quote>Xsquader and I are good friends, so I don't see this being a possibility. Speaking of that, Happy Halloween, Dawkins!</quote> Thank you, you too. Who are you though?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DawkinsNumber4 11/01/17 6:54:18 PM #30:	Spidey5 posted... Distract him with a shiny police car ready for head bashing. He'll knock himself out. Why do you think I would knock myself out if I never have before? --- https://soundcloud.com/xsquader - http://youtube.com/xsquader http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1044-independent-politics - Independent Politics Community Board <cite>DawkinsNumber4 posted [p:889579936] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>Spidey5 posted...</cite> <quote>Distract him with a shiny police car ready for head bashing. He'll knock himself out.</quote> Why do you think I would knock myself out if I never have before?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 11/01/17 6:55:19 PM #31:	i've seen a video of this and it's a horrifying situation for sure --- https://i.imgur.com/GaUH35S.jpg <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:889579996] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>i've seen a video of this and it's a horrifying situation for sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DawkinsNumber4 11/01/17 6:55:45 PM #32:	Kitt posted... @DawkinsNumber4 What would you do if you saw yourself outside your apartment door looking for a fight? Seek medical treatment for a serious mental disorder since I am seeing myself in two places at once, especially in such an oppositional manner. --- https://soundcloud.com/xsquader - http://youtube.com/xsquader http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1044-independent-politics - Independent Politics Community Board <cite>DawkinsNumber4 posted [p:889580014] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>@DawkinsNumber4 What would you do if you saw yourself outside your apartment door looking for a fight?</quote> Seek medical treatment for a serious mental disorder since I am seeing myself in two places at once, especially in such an oppositional manner.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 11/01/17 6:57:28 PM #33:	Call the police and make sure they bring a bomb and K9 squad. Don't wanna risk any last minute surprises. Then go down an beat the shit out of him until they arrive --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:889580100] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Call the police and make sure they bring a bomb and K9 squad. Don't wanna risk any last minute surprises. Then go down an beat the shit out of him until they arrive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 11/01/17 8:21:09 PM #34:	Vyrulisse posted... I could probably kick his ass tbh. Lmao --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:889585008] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vyrulisse posted...</cite> <quote>I could probably kick his ass tbh.</quote> Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 11/01/17 8:22:42 PM #35:	Back_Stabbath posted... i've seen a video of this and it's a horrifying situation for sure Is it this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaCDhjXYiF8 --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:889585101] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>Back_Stabbath posted...</cite> <quote>i've seen a video of this and it's a horrifying situation for sure</quote> Is it this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaCDhjXYiF8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Old NoiseTank 11/01/17 8:25:47 PM #37:	ask for his badge number. --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:889585293] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>ask for his badge number.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 11/01/17 8:27:27 PM #38:	Kitt posted... Back_Stabbath posted... i've seen a video of this and it's a horrifying situation for sure Is it this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaCDhjXYiF8 yuuuuup. missed opportunity not having that in the op lul. --- https://i.imgur.com/GaUH35S.jpg <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:889585388] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Back_Stabbath posted...</cite> <quote>i've seen a video of this and it's a horrifying situation for sure</quote> Is it this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaCDhjXYiF8</quote> yuuuuup. missed opportunity not having that in the op lul.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chama 11/01/17 8:30:29 PM #39:	Wonder what he's doing in Canada, then promptly ignore him and let things happen naturally. --- But the 9/11 buildings got destroyed in the 9/11 thing - xyphilia <cite>Chama posted [p:889585574] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Wonder what he's doing in Canada, then promptly ignore him and let things happen naturally.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlashmanSG 11/01/17 11:37:43 PM #40:	DawkinsNumber4 posted... Kitt posted... @DawkinsNumber4 What would you do if you saw yourself outside your apartment door looking for a fight? Seek medical treatment for a serious mental disorder since I am seeing myself in two places at once, especially in such an oppositional manner. He's so close. --- Fight Science with Wood http://i.imgur.com/MMRZgNi.gif http://i.imgur.com/Um0p3xx.gif http://i.imgur.com/MIbbUHB.gif <cite>SlashmanSG posted [p:889596239] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>DawkinsNumber4 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>@DawkinsNumber4 What would you do if you saw yourself outside your apartment door looking for a fight?</quote> Seek medical treatment for a serious mental disorder since I am seeing myself in two places at once, especially in such an oppositional manner.</quote> He's so close.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 11/01/17 11:38:48 PM #41:	SSJGrimReaper posted... Make a topic on CE about it --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:889596291] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Make a topic on CE about it</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HowardStern69 11/01/17 11:50:24 PM #42:	i step on his testicles <cite>HowardStern69 posted [p:889596861] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>i step on his testicles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wedge Antilles 11/01/17 11:52:05 PM #43:	Call the police and make some popcorn. --- I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me. <cite>Wedge Antilles posted [p:889596947] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Call the police and make some popcorn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 11/01/17 11:54:42 PM #44:	Wouldn't even know he was out there somewhere, he can't approach my house. --- http://i.imgur.com/OkvDFD3.jpg http://i.imgur.com/owvpCYR.jpg <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:889597074] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't even know he was out there somewhere, he can't approach my house.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 11/01/17 11:56:19 PM #45:	I'd have my brother go out there and take him on --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://tinyurl.com/Cornboard <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:889597136] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>I'd have my brother go out there and take him on</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DundiesAward 11/01/17 11:56:43 PM #46:	stand my ground and shoot him --- Black Pope <cite>DundiesAward posted [p:889597159] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>stand my ground and shoot him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mist_Turnips 11/01/17 11:57:51 PM #47:	Grab him by the pussy. --- "They say if you don't hide your belly button, lightning could take it away from you! What would happen if it did?" http://i.imgur.com/G74y2NJ.png <cite>Mist_Turnips posted [p:889597222] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Grab him by the pussy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 11/02/17 12:01:01 AM #48:	Ask him where he got his sweet headphones --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:889597376] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Ask him where he got his sweet headphones</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 11/02/17 12:04:28 AM #49:	Ignore him. Call the cops if he continued. If he returned, or tried to get into my house, I'd use the Castle Doctrine to defend myself, my family, and my home. Never think of him again. --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 5-2 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:889597571] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Ignore him. Call the cops if he continued. If he returned, or tried to get into my house, I'd use the Castle Doctrine to defend myself, my family, and my home. Never think of him again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 11/02/17 12:12:57 AM #50:	Bump for new page... --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 5-2 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:889597982] in Scenario: ... [t:75940994]...</cite> <quote>Bump for new page...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Scenario: Xsquader is outside your home and he wants to fight you. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Scenario: Xsquader is outside your home and he wants to fight you.