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darkphoenix181 10/19/17 11:22:25 AM #1:	http://babylonbee.com/news/pentagon-safety-measure-requires-president-identify-nation-map-nuking/ WASHINGTON, D.C.A new safety measure put in place by the Pentagon requires President Trump to identify a nation on a map before launching a nuclear attack on it, sources confirmed. Just after President Trump puts in any launch code, the program pulls up an unlabeled map of the world and requires the leader of the free world to touch the nation he wishes to nuke before the intercontinental ballistic missile will be sent on its trajectory of death. Its for our own good, really, Secretary of Defense James Mattis said. Everyone hide those those spinning globes from the President. wipes sweat off forehead --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:888726825] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote>http://babylonbee.com/news/pentagon-safety-measure-requires-president-identify-nation-map-nuking/ <quote>WASHINGTON, D.C.A new safety measure put in place by the Pentagon requires President Trump to identify a nation on a map before launching a nuclear attack on it, sources confirmed. Just after President Trump puts in any launch code, the program pulls up an unlabeled map of the world and requires the leader of the free world to touch the nation he wishes to nuke before the intercontinental ballistic missile will be sent on its trajectory of death. Its for our own good, really, Secretary of Defense James Mattis said.</quote> Everyone hide those those spinning globes from the President. wipes sweat off forehead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 10/19/17 11:23:29 AM #2:	Big if true . ~~Is babylonbee trying to be like The Onion?~~ --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad (4-2): https://i.imgur.com/E69RciN.png (Updated Weekly) <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:888726887] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote>Big if true . Is babylonbee trying to be like The Onion?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 10/19/17 11:23:59 AM #3:	Muffinz0rz posted... Big if true why wouldn't it bee? --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:888726913] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>Big if true</quote> why wouldn't it bee?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 10/19/17 11:24:08 AM #4:	lol --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:888726923] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hortanz 10/19/17 11:24:08 AM #5:	he's going to touch the wrong Korea and take away the only thing that gives my life meaning --- http://i.imgur.com/JFmtaHB.gif <cite>hortanz posted [p:888726924] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote>he's going to touch the wrong Korea and take away the only thing that gives my life meaning</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 10/19/17 11:25:27 AM #6:	hortanz posted... he's going to touch the wrong Korea and take away the only thing that gives my life meaning Noonas D: --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:888726983] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote><cite>hortanz posted...</cite> <quote>he's going to touch the wrong Korea and take away the only thing that gives my life meaning</quote> Noonas D:</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 10/19/17 11:26:08 AM #7:	hortanz posted... the only thing that gives my life meaning K-Pop is the only giving life meaning? --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:888727016] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote><cite>hortanz posted...</cite> <quote>the only thing that gives my life meaning</quote> K-Pop is the only giving life meaning?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 10/19/17 11:26:17 AM #8:	rip noonas --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:888727025] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote>rip noonas</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Callixtus 10/19/17 11:30:12 AM #9:	Is that website going to become a thing here now? It's already getting old. Much like the Onion. --- It will be more bearable for Tyre and Sidon on the day of judgment than for you. \| I did not come to bring peace to the earth, but the sword. -Jesus <cite>Callixtus posted [p:888727215] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote>Is that website going to become a thing here now? It's already getting old. Much like the Onion.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 10/19/17 11:31:15 AM #10:	@Callixtus posted... Is that website going to become a thing here now? It's already getting old. Much like the Onion. only if it has a really funny one did you not enjoy this one? --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:888727277] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote><cite>@Callixtus posted...</cite> <quote>Is that website going to become a thing here now? It's already getting old. Much like the Onion.</quote> only if it has a really funny one did you not enjoy this one?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hortanz 10/19/17 11:33:13 AM #11:	Callixtus posted... Is that website going to become a thing here now? It's already getting old. Much like the Onion. people were getting salty about all the accusations about conservatives not being able to into comedy so probably this article was funnier than the others I've seen though --- http://i.imgur.com/JFmtaHB.gif <cite>hortanz posted [p:888727389] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote><cite>Callixtus posted...</cite> <quote>Is that website going to become a thing here now? It's already getting old. Much like the Onion.</quote> people were getting salty about all the accusations about conservatives not being able to into comedy so probably this article was funnier than the others I've seen though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prettyprincess 10/19/17 11:33:32 AM #12:	I enjoyed this one --- And in an infinite regress, tell me, why is the pain of birth lighter borne than the pain of death? <cite>prettyprincess posted [p:888727410] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote>I enjoyed this one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 10/19/17 11:35:25 AM #13:	Fake not fake --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:888727529] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote>Fake not fake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Callixtus 10/19/17 11:37:28 AM #14:	darkphoenix181 posted... @Callixtus posted... Is that website going to become a thing here now? It's already getting old. Much like the Onion. only if it has a really funny one did you not enjoy this one? Meh. I prefer when it almost seems plausible. I knew right from the title that this was fake. --- It will be more bearable for Tyre and Sidon on the day of judgment than for you. \| I did not come to bring peace to the earth, but the sword. -Jesus <cite>Callixtus posted [p:888727646] in Pentagon S... [t:75896187]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@Callixtus posted...</cite> <quote>Is that website going to become a thing here now? It's already getting old. Much like the Onion.</quote> only if it has a really funny one did you not enjoy this one?</quote> Meh. I prefer when it almost seems plausible. I knew right from the title that this was fake.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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