Poll of the Day > Do you accept the Dumptruck...

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Mover_of_Zigs 09/26/17 1:07:48 PM #1:	...as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition? Yes, His High-Beams of Truth illuminate the road I travel. No, I prefer to dwell in the depths where the diesel fumes gather and His Headlights do not reach me. Other, please explain your blasphemy. View Results In the beginning, All was Void. The Void divided itself by zero, and became All. Thus, the Dumptruck was. The Dumptruck spake unto the darkness: LET THERE BE SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES! and it was so. However, He was not satisfied with the Universe just yet. The Dumptruck spake: LET THERE BE FIERY BALLS OF BURNING GAS MILLIONS OF MILES IN DIAMETER! and it was so. He decreed that the first ball of fire shall be called the Sun. The Dumptruck stared directly into the Sun, and it was good. -The Book of the Dumptruck, Chapter 1, Verses 1-7 <cite>Mover_of_Zigs posted [p:887326180] in Do you acc... [t:75816355]...</cite> <quote> ...as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition? Yes, His High-Beams of Truth illuminate the road I travel. No, I prefer to dwell in the depths where the diesel fumes gather and His Headlights do not reach me. Other, please explain your blasphemy. View Results In the beginning, All was Void. The Void divided itself by zero, and became All. Thus, the Dumptruck was. The Dumptruck spake unto the darkness: LET THERE BE SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES! and it was so. However, He was not satisfied with the Universe just yet. The Dumptruck spake: LET THERE BE FIERY BALLS OF BURNING GAS MILLIONS OF MILES IN DIAMETER! and it was so. He decreed that the first ball of fire shall be called the Sun. The Dumptruck stared directly into the Sun, and it was good. -The Book of the Dumptruck, Chapter 1, Verses 1-7</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mover_of_Zigs 09/27/17 2:44:17 PM #2:	The dinosaurs had attempted to keep the Truth of the Dumptruck hidden from humankind, but I was blessed with a vision and tasked with the glorious burden of propagating this knowledge. <cite>Mover_of_Zigs posted [p:887395421] in Do you acc... [t:75816355]...</cite> <quote>The dinosaurs had attempted to keep the Truth of the Dumptruck hidden from humankind, but I was blessed with a vision and tasked with the glorious burden of propagating this knowledge.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mover_of_Zigs 09/28/17 5:00:00 PM #3:	The Dumptruck delivereth Earth, the Dumptruck taketh Earth away <cite>Mover_of_Zigs posted [p:887464209] in Do you acc... [t:75816355]...</cite> <quote>The Dumptruck delivereth Earth, the Dumptruck taketh Earth away</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mover_of_Zigs 09/29/17 2:02:54 PM #4:	The Dumptruck finds it disturbing that 3 people have voted "other," yet not a single one has bothered to explain his/her blasphemy... <cite>Mover_of_Zigs posted [p:887516675] in Do you acc... [t:75816355]...</cite> <quote>The Dumptruck finds it disturbing that 3 people have voted "other," yet not a single one has bothered to explain his/her blasphemy...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 09/29/17 2:07:55 PM #5:	I voted other for I have seen the truth and the truth is there is no Dumptruck and there never was a Dumptruck and all who believe in the Dumptruck are mislead and shall be doomed to eternal boredom. --- Proud member of the Arv The Great is great fan club!!! Join today by putting it in your sig. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:887516949] in Do you acc... [t:75816355]...</cite> <quote>I voted other for I have seen the truth and the truth is there is no Dumptruck and there never was a Dumptruck and all who believe in the Dumptruck are mislead and shall be doomed to eternal boredom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kungfu Kenobi 09/29/17 2:42:52 PM #6:	Heretic! There are no roads traveled by Dumptruck or man that were not touched first by the Great Steamroller. --- This album is not available to the public. Even if it were, you wouldn't wanna listen to it! <cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted [p:887518717] in Do you acc... [t:75816355]...</cite> <quote>Heretic! There are no roads traveled by Dumptruck or man that were not touched first by the Great Steamroller.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mover_of_Zigs 09/29/17 4:11:50 PM #7:	wolfy42 posted... all who believe in the Dumptruck are mislead and shall be doomed to eternal boredom. The Dumptruck throws the best parties, but if you do not join him you'll never be allowed in. Kungfu Kenobi posted... Heretic! There are no roads traveled by Dumptruck or man that were not touched first by the Great Steamroller. Then how did all this dirt and rock get here without a divine Dumptruck to haul it? <cite>Mover_of_Zigs posted [p:887523475] in Do you acc... [t:75816355]...</cite> <quote><cite>wolfy42 posted...</cite> <quote>all who believe in the Dumptruck are mislead and shall be doomed to eternal boredom.</quote> The Dumptruck throws the best parties, but if you do not join him you'll never be allowed in. <cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote>Heretic! There are no roads traveled by Dumptruck or man that were not touched first by the Great Steamroller.</quote> Then how did all this dirt and rock get here without a divine Dumptruck to haul it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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