Current Events > Next Call of Duty will penalize players for shooting nazis who are good people.

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http://www.clickhole.com/article/next-level-gaming-new-call-duty-will-penalize-play-6513

This is satire.
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lmao
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They should make a game where you fight anti fa. The story is that anti fa has gone too far and trying to take over the country. You play a soldier attempting to crush the anti fa uprising. The enemy soldiers will shout at you about being Nazi scum while you fight them

Zikten posted...

They should make a game where you fight anti fa. The story is that anti fa has gone too far and trying to take over the country. You play a soldier attempting to crush the anti fa uprising. The enemy soldiers will shout at you about being Nazi scum while you fight them

Boy for someone who's so adamant about not being a Nazi you're doing absolutely nothing but defending them nonstop today.
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RebelElite791 posted...

Zikten posted...

They should make a game where you fight anti fa. The story is that anti fa has gone too far and trying to take over the country. You play a soldier attempting to crush the anti fa uprising. The enemy soldiers will shout at you about being Nazi scum while you fight them

Boy for someone who's so adamant about not being a Nazi you're doing absolutely nothing but defending them nonstop today.

Huh? How was that defending them? I didn't even put Nazis in the story. Leave it to a ceman to not get a joke

Zikten posted...

They should make a game where you fight anti fa. The story is that anti fa has gone too far and trying to take over the country. You play a soldier attempting to crush the anti fa uprising. The enemy soldiers will shout at you about being Nazi scum while you fight them

They should make a game where you are a basement dweller turning non serious topics into political topics.
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Zikten posted...

Leave it to a female

Literally what

Also,
Zikten posted...

I didn't even put Nazis in the story

Zikten posted...

shout at you about being Nazi scum

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Typo and them calling you a Nazi doesn't make you a Nazi. That was the point of the joke

Tmaster148 posted...

Zikten posted...

They should make a game where you fight anti fa. The story is that anti fa has gone too far and trying to take over the country. You play a soldier attempting to crush the anti fa uprising. The enemy soldiers will shout at you about being Nazi scum while you fight them

They should make a game where you are a basement dweller turning non serious topics into political topics.

You missed the joke too. I wasn't being serious. But I guess everyone believes everything I say as dead seriousness

Zikten posted...

Tmaster148 posted...

Zikten posted...

They should make a game where you fight anti fa. The story is that anti fa has gone too far and trying to take over the country. You play a soldier attempting to crush the anti fa uprising. The enemy soldiers will shout at you about being Nazi scum while you fight them

They should make a game where you are a basement dweller turning non serious topics into political topics.

You missed the joke too. I wasn't being serious. But I guess everyone believes everything I say as dead seriousness

I have you tagged as a political shitposter and your "joke" isn't even funny.
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Yea well sounds like you tagged me before you had all the evidence.

And my joke is the same level as the one you posted. Anyway I didn't know I had to be graded on message board jokes

Zikten posted...

Yea well sounds like you tagged me before you had all the evidence.

And my joke is the same level as the one you posted. Anyway I didn't know I had to be graded on message board jokes

Maybe if you didn't political shitpost, I wouldn't have tagged as one.

And your joke isn't. This was a lightenhearted jab at the president's words. Yours is a personal jab at a group you don't like, because Nazi was mentioned in the topic title. There was no reason to bring up Antifa in this topic.
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Zikten posted...

They should make a game where you fight anti fa. The story is that anti fa has gone too far and trying to take over the country. You play a soldier attempting to crush the anti fa uprising. The enemy soldiers will shout at you about being Nazi scum while you fight them

I mean, this kind of happens in Bioshock Infinite. As in you fight both sides
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Careful, zikten sounds like he's about to go nuclear.
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Zikten, bro, that's one weird-ass typo.
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seems legit
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lilORANG posted...

seems legit

This is really the kind of innovated gameplay changes Call of Duty needs to prevent it from dying out.
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Tmaster148 posted...

lilORANG posted...

seems legit

This is really the kind of innovated gameplay changes Call of Duty needs to prevent it from dying out.

That fish AI carried it for 3 years tho.
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SGT_Conti posted...

Zikten, bro, that's one weird-ass typo.

My phone's auto correct is insane. And i always forget to proofread

lilORANG posted...

Tmaster148 posted...

lilORANG posted...

seems legit

This is really the kind of innovated gameplay changes Call of Duty needs to prevent it from dying out.

That fish AI carried it for 3 years tho.

Sadly it won't keep them alive much longer. As revolutionary as Fish AI was it was never brought to its full potential and gamers nowadays couldn't care about Fish AI.
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make a game where you are a black ops agent tasked with taking down confederate statues


as you try to do your job you are swarmed by nazis and must shoot them

after you take down the third statue a reanimated General Lee the current mastermind behind the Nazi crisis sends and army of nazi zombies to kill you

it so happens a certain statue of him tethers his soul to this reality and when you remove it he goes bye bye
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Who knew shooting at Nazi's in a WW2 setting would be so hard?
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Zikten really does love him some Nazis. Almost as if he's a sympathizer.
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Another jamoke trying to draw a link between protesters and soldiers. One is a protected environment, the other is literally war.
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3rd_Best_Master posted...

Zikten really does love him some Nazis. Almost as if he's a sympathizer.

If I loved Nazis then I would hate the call of duty series

Zikten posted...

3rd_Best_Master posted...

Zikten really does love him some Nazis. Almost as if he's a sympathizer.

If I loved Nazis then I would hate the call of duty series

And I wouldn't have visited a Holocaust museum in nuremberg

Zikten posted...

Zikten posted...

3rd_Best_Master posted...

Zikten really does love him some Nazis. Almost as if he's a sympathizer.

If I loved Nazis then I would hate the call of duty series

And I wouldn't have visited a Holocaust museum in nuremberg

And you'd go out of your way to defend them and paint them in as good of a light as possible while disparaging the people fighting against them for a week.
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what happens if you shoot at a black female nazi?

do blm attack you?

I ask because remember COD was making this a thing
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I never painted them in a good light even once.i challenge you to find me ever supporting Nazis or white supremacists

tommybel89 posted...

Another jamoke trying to draw a link between protesters and soldiers. One is a protected environment, the other is literally war.

Some Nazis were just trying to defend their country from foreign threats. You don't know they were all bad people on the battlefield and I'm sure many of them had families they were trying to provide for. It's unfair to shoot them down in cold blood even on the battlefield.
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Lol
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darkphoenix181 posted...

what happens if you shoot at a black female nazi?

do blm attack you?

I ask because remember COD was making this a thing

Can we stop bringing up other groups of people. This topic is specifically about Nazis in CoD WWII setting.
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Tmaster148 posted...

darkphoenix181 posted...

what happens if you shoot at a black female nazi?

do blm attack you?

I ask because remember COD was making this a thing

Can we stop bringing up other groups of people. This topic is specifically about Nazis in CoD WWII setting.

my post was about a black female nazi from COD ww2 game
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does autocorrect really turn cemen into female
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SGT_Conti posted...

does autocorrect really turn cemen into female

If he's using a swipe keyboard, it might of thought he typed female instead of cemen due to the positions of c and f being somewhat close to each other.
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That's true. I don't use swipe keyboards for that reason, in addition to the fact I use a lot of nonexistent words, or at least ones that don't exist in the default dictionary. If I'm talking anime with a friend, my post would look like utter gibberish with autocorrect.
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Tmaster148 posted...

SGT_Conti posted...

does autocorrect really turn cemen into female

If he's using a swipe keyboard, it might of thought he typed female instead of cemen due to the positions of c and f being somewhat close to each other.

MIGHT HAVE. Goddamnit.
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Kisai posted...

Tmaster148 posted...

SGT_Conti posted...

does autocorrect really turn cemen into female

If he's using a swipe keyboard, it might of thought he typed female instead of cemen due to the positions of c and f being somewhat close to each other.

MIGHT HAVE. Goddamnit.

don't be such a grammar nazi.
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