Board 8 > A squirrel bit me at lunch

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So how long before my squirrel super powers or rabies kick in?

Was at an outside area in a restaurant where they just loiter around, I guess because people feed them or they grab shit off the floor. It came up and bit and scratched my finger trying to steal a chip out of my hand whilst I was talking. Don't think it was trying to get me, was just trying to quickly grab the food

Worst thing is, my work is strict so I have to file an incident report for it as it's on company time. I had been taking trainees out for lunch.

It was that faithful day, that Elysium was no longer a man. No, he was something much much more. For that day he began to notice... changes in his body. He could climb up trees with ease. He could bury anything in the ground to save up for winter. He could outrun any dog.

For today, he was no longer a man. He was Squirrel Man!






... But yeah, you should probably get a shot.
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Did you kick it's ass?
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Did you disturb him getting his groove on?
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Did you kill it with a brick?
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The squirrel's lunch.
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Echoing DYL by saying you should get a shot anyways, just in case.

That being said, it sounds like the squirrel itself wasn't sick, just bold.

...Did it get the chip, by the way?
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It did indeed get the chip and then sat like 2ft away from the table eating it. It just carried on loitering around the table afterwards too

I don't blame the squirrel. It's what happens when wild animals get fed by people.

It was pretty small too so probably less than a year old

You're gonna go get a rabies shot, right?
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It's up to date. Same with my Tetanus. I help out with stray cats a lot so kinda necessary. But I'll go get a booster after work yeah

Probably not. Everything I see on Google says it's not needed. I'll call a healthline and find out.

From what my health and safety manager says the rabies shot is 21 injections over 21 days. So errr is rather not have the inconvenience if I can get away with it

Fuck squirrels, man. They're just giant rodents and are nothing but a nuisance to society.
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MysteriousStan posted...

Fuck squirrels, man. They're just giant rodents and are nothing but a nuisance to society.

I dunno, I experience more aggravation from my neighbors than I do squirrels.
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BowserCuffs posted...

MysteriousStan posted...

Fuck squirrels, man. They're just giant rodents and are nothing but a nuisance to society.

I dunno, I experience more aggravation from my neighbors than I do squirrels.

At least Animals will fucking bite you first if they hate you, no pretence of friendship!
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Hardcore_Adult posted...

BowserCuffs posted...

MysteriousStan posted...

Fuck squirrels, man. They're just giant rodents and are nothing but a nuisance to society.

I dunno, I experience more aggravation from my neighbors than I do squirrels.

At least Animals will fucking bite you first if they hate you, no pretence of friendship!

I've actually heard that crows make pretty good friends if you get on their good side.

As in, they will actually bring you things they think you're interested in. But they will also demand food from you, too.

Pretty smart animals.
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Lucky it didn't get your nuts.
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Hey-o!
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Squirrels are considered very low risk for rabies.
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