Current Events > Pay no taxes for the rest of your life, but bees become the size of baseballs.

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AlisLandale
08/02/17 12:02:39 PM
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A magic wand is waved, and you never pay a single cent in taxes for any reason as long as you live. Sales, income, property, you are exempt from all of it. This includes penalties and other fees, like the healthcare penalty.

But at what cost? Every bee/wasp/hornet in the world grows to the size of a baseball.

Do you take the deal?
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Melonfarms
08/02/17 12:11:59 PM
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I was ok with just bees but then I read the rest. Hell no.
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Questionmarktarius
08/02/17 12:12:17 PM
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So... my giant honey business will be entirely tax free?
That frees up plenty of money for beekeeping with a sherman tank.
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UnholyMudcrab
08/02/17 12:12:51 PM
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DevsBro
08/02/17 12:13:56 PM
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Are the stingers also proportionally bigger?
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Master_Bass
08/02/17 12:14:13 PM
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Nope, I will gladly pay taxes to keep that from happening.
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justaguy3492
08/02/17 12:15:24 PM
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I like to think that my tax dollars atm go towards genetically modifying bees/wasps to be small.
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Alkaloid
08/02/17 12:16:04 PM
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Sounds like a sweet deal. No taxes, AND giant bugs? The best thing I've read today.
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joeun_saram
08/02/17 12:16:17 PM
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never leaving the house
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markconigliaro
08/02/17 12:18:32 PM
#12:


DevsBro posted...
Are the stingers also proportionally bigger?


This, and is the pain the same or proportionate aswell.

I've never been afraid of bees, and don't understand people who are (and not allergic). If they sting you, big deal, it stings for a little bit then you get over it in an hour. I even got stung on my eyebrow as a kid, and that didn't even ruin my day.

So yes, I would take it, and I'd laugh at everyone who runs away screaming.
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AlisLandale
08/02/17 2:06:00 PM
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Everything about them grows proportionately in size lol.

Im terrified of bees. Irrational, but, there it is.
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SSJBartSimp
08/02/17 2:06:33 PM
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I like paying taxes.
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Alucard188
08/02/17 2:06:57 PM
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Um.

Nope.
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Swagnificent119
08/02/17 2:07:55 PM
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I'd take it.

I fucking hate bee's and wasps but I feel if they're that big I can take them down way before they could take me down.
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Sylph
08/02/17 2:08:30 PM
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Keep in mind, increasing the size of bees basically just means they will die out in about a week. No food supply.
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MrDrMan
08/02/17 2:08:54 PM
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I'd walk around with a Louisville Slugger and tee off all day.
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LightHawKnight
08/02/17 2:09:40 PM
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They wouldn't be able to exist, so they would just die, which means no honey....
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ShotOJameson
08/02/17 2:29:49 PM
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MrDrMan posted...
I'd walk around with a Louisville Slugger and tee off all day.

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Mistere Man
08/02/17 2:34:42 PM
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The bees wouldn't be able to collect pollen and would most likely die off.

No deal.
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