Poll of the Day > ITT: Awkward things people said to you AND awkward things you said to others

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mastermix3000
07/07/17 9:27:34 AM
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I just had an interview where the guy literally said "and I ugh, appreciate you" after I said "I appreciate the opportunity to interview and it was nice meeting you" it was awkward because I caught it (he clearly was too tired) but I brushed it off. Mind you I never met the guy. Also felt we we both had a shit time during the entire thing

As for something weird I said, I was helping this couple with a baby into a boat during my high school job and I said "wow, she (baby) is adorable". The father got pissed and said "He's a boy". Everybody just stopped talking until they left the dock. I could sense the second hand embarrassment
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myghostisdead
07/07/17 9:49:26 AM
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mastermix3000 posted...
I just had an interview where the guy literally said "and I ugh, appreciate you" after I said "I appreciate the opportunity to interview and it was nice meeting you" it was awkward because I caught it (he clearly was too tired) but I brushed it off. Mind you I never met the guy. Also felt we we both had a shit time during the entire thing

As for something weird I said, I was helping this couple with a baby into a boat during my high school job and I said "wow, she (baby) is adorable". The father got pissed and said "He's a boy". Everybody just stopped talking until they left the dock. I could sense the second hand embarrassment


With little babies it is hard to tell if they are a boy or girl unless the parents have dressed them a way to give clues. That was a normal mistake. The dad was the awkward one if he got pissed. Most of the time people just shrug it off.
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Far-Queue
07/07/17 10:12:21 AM
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People think my son is a girl all the time. It's no big deal. Those people are dicks if they got upset over something like that. It's a common mistake.
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SunWuKung420
07/07/17 10:14:22 AM
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Have a good day at 11pm.
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Firewood18
07/07/17 10:15:16 AM
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This reminds me of some of Brian Regan's material.
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Far-Queue
07/07/17 10:16:36 AM
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Firewood18 posted...
This reminds me of some of Brian Regan's material.

Take... luck!
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wwinterj25
07/07/17 11:17:00 AM
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"It's dead in here tonight" - It was the afternoon.
"That girl has a nice arse" - It was a guy
Loads of other drunk moments where it would be awkward to sober people.
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