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AlisLandale
06/01/17 10:52:05 AM
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The average CEman is taking a stroll in a park, when one of the Ninja Turtles arrives and challenges them to a fight.

The average CEman is equipped with only a Jose Canseco bat.

What opponent gives them the greatest chance at victory?
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Mernardi
06/01/17 10:53:09 AM
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Probably Splinter. He may have taught them, but he's old now.
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Caution999
06/01/17 10:54:03 AM
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Michelangelo. Distract him with a pizza then hit him over the head with the bat.
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Gen_Lee_Enfield
06/01/17 10:55:53 AM
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Donny. Of the Turtles he's the weakest. If Mikey put forth a little more effort he'd probably be the best.
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Sada_Pop
06/01/17 10:57:20 AM
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Mikey only on the snowballs chance that he could be distracted.

Less than 1% chance overall. Anyone else is an instant loss.
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Kineth
06/01/17 11:00:23 AM
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Raphael and Michelangelo would probably get along with me as opposed to desire a fight. Donatello would probably be able to figure out that I'm not an evildoer if he decided to engage in dialogue with me.

So Leo would probably be the most problematic and Raphael might be too because of how hot headed and stubborn he is though.
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