Current Events > Australian animal shelter wants you to adopt evil Cat

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Looking for a rescued cat to take home? There's "Sunny Puss, friendly ginger cat." "Tom Tom, loving tuxedo kitten."

Then there's "Mr. Biggles, utter bastard of a cat."

The Cat People of Melbourne wrote an adoption listing for Mr. Biggles (aka Lord Bigglesworth) that reads less like an ad and more like a cautionary tale.

Mr. Biggles "is an utter utter bastard," Gina Brett wrote in the listing, which went viral. He is "a despot and a dictator."

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In a video posted with the listing, Mr. Biggles declined to offer a statement on why he was such a bastard, and whether he did it intentionally.

As of Friday afternoon, Lord Bigglesworth was still available for adoption — but the, er, lucky person to take him home will have to live in Victoria, Australia.

Mr. Biggles "does have a secret soft side," writes Brett. For instance, he likes stalking chickens.