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darkprince45
05/04/17 7:59:52 AM
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We're stopped at a redlight heading to our first call.

Big fucking sign that says NO TURN ON RED.


Some super douche in a suit driving a lincoln behind us is honking his horn at us like all hell broke loose


He says fuck it, squeezes in and half driving on the sidewalk. The whole way through you can hear him scratching and dinging his car on something.


He starts foaming at the mouth and flicking us off. I didnt say a single word. He waits for us at the next light to scream more. Im like you know what fuck this. I get out of my car and head straight to his drivers door. He fucking rolls up his window and speeds off


Breathe, later today i will be in vegas
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Spidey5
05/04/17 8:23:12 AM
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Some months ago a douchenozzle in a pickup truck was driving like a maniac behind me. Next light the road splits into 2 and he pulls next to me, starts shouting generic homophobic slurs and other classy and intelligent things. I rolled the window down and blew him a kiss. That window of his rolled right on up.
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Gojak_v3
05/04/17 8:24:17 AM
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Sounds like you need to seek help for yer road rage issues.
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Melonfarms
05/04/17 8:27:04 AM
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I had a nice traffic thing happen to me for once.

U-Turners are supposed to yield to right turners in my state. Maybe other places too.
I had my blinker on approaching a green arrow when someone to the right of me made a U-turn and cut me off.
Behind that person was a cop who immediately pulled the lady over.
It felt really good. :)
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trappedunderice
05/04/17 8:45:40 AM
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Just got home from my job and I'm by myself on the road and all of a sudden I see a suv hybrid rolling up fast behind me and I'm thinking wtf. They stay right on my ass for the next 10 minutes so I slow down from going 60 to around 53, they never pass. I was about ready to pull over and fuck someone's shit up.
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thelovefist
05/04/17 8:46:49 AM
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This happened
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voldothegr8
05/04/17 8:51:10 AM
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You didn't stick your finger out to point at the no turn on red sign? That's what I would have done.
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AzurexNightmare
05/04/17 8:57:54 AM
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thelovefist posted...
This happened


Not everyone is a coward. Not hard to believe.
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darkprince45
05/04/17 9:22:44 AM
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Why would i make up a story in where nothing happened
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iosifsvoboda
05/04/17 9:25:34 AM
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Haha the same thing that happened to TC happened to a guy I know except the asshole didn't have anywhere to go around and the guy got to punch the asshole in the face
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