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mastermix3000 04/13/17 4:08:32 PM #1:	Best one gets a free game if I actually laugh I'll start I have a spaced theme party for 4/20 but I still have to planet --- ive known hot chics who would destroy a bathroom worse than andre the giant- Larry https://media.giphy.com/media/l5wUh9gD1e8Yo/giphy.gif <cite>mastermix3000 posted [p:877132813] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Best one gets a free game if I actually laugh I'll start I have a spaced theme party for 4/20 but I still have to planet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 04/13/17 4:18:48 PM #2:	What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? ~~snowballs~~ <cite>green dragon posted [p:877133416] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? snowballs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 04/13/17 9:51:48 PM #3:	Did you hear the one about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? ~~He got a little behind in his work.~~ --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:877153165] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Did you hear the one about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny Eagle 04/13/17 9:54:55 PM #4:	What did the frog order at the fast food restaurant? ~~Flies and a diet croak!~~ --- "Life's a game. It's meant to be played." "Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic." <cite>Johnny Eagle posted [p:877153345] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>What did the frog order at the fast food restaurant? Flies and a diet croak!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/13/17 9:55:21 PM #5:	Friendship is a lot like pissing your pants. ~~Everybody can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.~~ --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877153363] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Friendship is a lot like pissing your pants. Everybody can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 04/13/17 9:56:18 PM #6:	What did the corn say to the corn? ~~We're Corny~~ --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:877153423] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>What did the corn say to the corn? We're Corny</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thunder_54 04/13/17 9:56:40 PM #7:	I bought my friend an elephant for his room, He said: Thanks! I said: Don't mention it. --- http://i.imgur.com/Mi1LkTl.jpg "It's all consensual" - Thunder <cite>Thunder_54 posted [p:877153441] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>I bought my friend an elephant for his room, He said: Thanks! I said: Don't mention it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 04/13/17 9:57:14 PM #8:	points to sig --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:877153472] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>points to sig</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheOrangeMisfit 04/13/17 10:00:21 PM #9:	Last winter, I went with my father to get a fake Christmas tree. "Nice," the clerk said, ringing it up. "Are you going to put that up yourself?" "Don't be gross," my father said, "I'm going to put it in the living room." --- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Ik55J7RKO_d9U_9RIrYUQ <cite>TheOrangeMisfit posted [p:877153653] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Last winter, I went with my father to get a fake Christmas tree. "Nice," the clerk said, ringing it up. "Are you going to put that up yourself?" "Don't be gross," my father said, "I'm going to put it in the living room."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
keyblader1985 04/13/17 10:12:15 PM #10:	H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant. What's on the outside? ~~K9P~~ --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai <cite>keyblader1985 posted [p:877154299] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant. What's on the outside? K9P</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 04/13/17 10:20:07 PM #11:	An Italian chef has died. He pasta way. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:877154758] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>An Italian chef has died. He pasta way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny Eagle 04/13/17 10:47:14 PM #12:	What do you get when you eat a blackberry? ~~A Blue Tooth!~~ --- "Life's a game. It's meant to be played." "Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic." <cite>Johnny Eagle posted [p:877156222] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>What do you get when you eat a blackberry? A Blue Tooth!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedPixel 04/13/17 10:49:32 PM #13:	green dragon posted... What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? ~~snowballs~~ I nominate this one. This nearly made me piss my pants laughing for some reason. <cite>RedPixel posted [p:877156346] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote>What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? snowballs</quote> I nominate this one. This nearly made me piss my pants laughing for some reason.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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avatarmight 04/13/17 10:54:59 PM #15:	Why are farmers better at their job than other people? ~~They're out standing in their field~~ There are some quality jokes in this topic, I'm impressed. --- "I mean, even the buffest gym bro can't work out his eyeballs, right? They're all equally squishy!" - Mia, Xenoblade Chronicles X <cite>avatarmight posted [p:877156596] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Why are farmers better at their job than other people? They're out standing in their field There are some quality jokes in this topic, I'm impressed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PimpMyRhydon 04/13/17 10:55:50 PM #16:	Pair o' jumper cables walks into a bar Bartender says: alright, you can stay, but ya better not start anything --- https://youtu.be/OizUAgsWuJU https://youtu.be/UyuzfQkUlyY <cite>PimpMyRhydon posted [p:877156637] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Pair o' jumper cables walks into a bar Bartender says: alright, you can stay, but ya better not start anything</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parvenu 04/13/17 10:57:24 PM #17:	You know why bikes can't stand up on their own? ~~They're two tired.~~ <cite>Parvenu posted [p:877156724] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>You know why bikes can't stand up on their own? They're two tired.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TyVulpine 04/13/17 11:03:20 PM #18:	Why can't you hear male sheep screwing the females? ~~they have cotton balls~~ --- Fall down, go boom... Life is like a box of chocolates. Most of it is crap. <cite>TyVulpine posted [p:877157032] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Why can't you hear male sheep screwing the females? they have cotton balls</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 04/13/17 11:10:31 PM #19:	I made this one up.... Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For Drizzle!! --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:877157373] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>I made this one up.... Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For Drizzle!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alienfreaks04 04/13/17 11:12:58 PM #20:	Why are right handed women better at sex? -Lefty loosy. Righty tighty --- FC: 3866-9130-9664 PM me if you add me for Pkmn XY <cite>alienfreaks04 posted [p:877157503] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Why are right handed women better at sex? -Lefty loosy. Righty tighty</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WalkingWiki 04/13/17 11:13:21 PM #21:	What did the sweet potato wear to bed? ~~His pa-yam-as~~ --- Currently playing: Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition, Mortal Kombat X <cite>WalkingWiki posted [p:877157523] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>What did the sweet potato wear to bed? His pa-yam-as</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny Eagle 04/13/17 11:36:36 PM #22:	What is a caterpillar's worst enemy? ~~A dogerpillar!~~ --- "Life's a game. It's meant to be played." "Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic." <cite>Johnny Eagle posted [p:877158599] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>What is a caterpillar's worst enemy? A dogerpillar!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thunder_54 04/13/17 11:43:43 PM #23:	Why did the partially blind man fall down a well? ~~He couldn't see that well.~~ --- http://i.imgur.com/Mi1LkTl.jpg "It's all consensual" - Thunder <cite>Thunder_54 posted [p:877158987] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Why did the partially blind man fall down a well? He couldn't see that well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hoggys2much99 04/14/17 12:16:52 AM #24:	What's black and white and red all over? ~~A sunburnt penguin!~~ --- Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen. Arisen - Level 200, Main Pawn - level 200 Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen 1000GS. My all time favourite 1000GS. <cite>hoggys2much99 posted [p:877160547] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>What's black and white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ss4parrothair 04/14/17 12:18:20 AM #25:	I bought shoes from a drug dealer ~~I don't know what he's laced it with, but I've been tripping all day~~ --- I will change this when I think of something new. <cite>ss4parrothair posted [p:877160608] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he's laced it with, but I've been tripping all day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hoggys2much99 04/14/17 12:21:42 AM #26:	Doctor Doctor I have only got 59 seconds left to live! Can you sit over there and wait for a minute please! --- Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen. Arisen - Level 200, Main Pawn - level 200 Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen 1000GS. My all time favourite 1000GS. <cite>hoggys2much99 posted [p:877160757] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Doctor Doctor I have only got 59 seconds left to live! Can you sit over there and wait for a minute please!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
argonautweakend 04/14/17 12:22:55 AM #27:	Why does Ireland have a world renowned fart fetish community? Because the lasses shoot gasses from their asses. <cite>argonautweakend posted [p:877160799] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Why does Ireland have a world renowned fart fetish community? Because the lasses shoot gasses from their asses.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mastermix3000 04/14/17 8:30:59 AM #28:	green dragon posted... What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? ~~snowballs~~ Ogurisama posted... What did the corn say to the corn? ~~We're Corny~~ KogaSteelfang posted... What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! keyblader1985 posted... H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant. What's on the outside? ~~K9P~~ Read all the posts, these are the top jokes I laughed at The others were also funny. Ill poll these 3 later --- ive known hot chics who would destroy a bathroom worse than andre the giant- Larry https://media.giphy.com/media/l5wUh9gD1e8Yo/giphy.gif <cite>mastermix3000 posted [p:877173174] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote>What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? snowballs</quote> <cite>Ogurisama posted...</cite> <quote>What did the corn say to the corn? We're Corny</quote> <cite>KogaSteelfang posted...</cite> <quote>What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!</quote> <cite>keyblader1985 posted...</cite> <quote>H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant. What's on the outside? K9P</quote> Read all the posts, these are the top jokes I laughed at The others were also funny. Ill poll these 3 later</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dancer62 04/14/17 8:40:59 AM #29:	When the ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided midocean with a ship carrying blue paint: ~~all the sailors were marooned~~ --- If ballet was easy, it would be pointe-less <cite>dancer62 posted [p:877173455] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>When the ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided midocean with a ship carrying blue paint: all the sailors were marooned</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ungubby 04/14/17 8:42:13 AM #30:	I like this topic ~~I don't like this topic~~ --- http://i.imgur.com/PQUCsqg.jpg <cite>ungubby posted [p:877173487] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>I like this topic I don't like this topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BTB 04/14/17 8:49:10 AM #31:	Four out of five doctors recommend flying United. --- "Good luck and good gaming." -Klaravoyia <cite>BTB posted [p:877173689] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Four out of five doctors recommend flying United.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hoggys2much99 04/14/17 8:49:59 AM #32:	What do you call a Penguin in the Desert? ~~Lost!~~ What do you call a Camel in the Arctic? ~~EXTREMELY LOST~~ What's a meatball? ~~Dance in a Butchers shop!~~ Who gets the sack the minute he starts work? ~~The mailman!~~ I an so unlucky I bought a suit the other day with two pairs of trousers and got a hole in the Jacket! --- Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen. Arisen - Level 200, Main Pawn - level 200 Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen 1000GS. My all time favourite 1000GS. <cite>hoggys2much99 posted [p:877173712] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>What do you call a Penguin in the Desert? Lost! What do you call a Camel in the Arctic? EXTREMELY LOST What's a meatball? Dance in a Butchers shop! Who gets the sack the minute he starts work? The mailman! I an so unlucky I bought a suit the other day with two pairs of trousers and got a hole in the Jacket!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 04/14/17 8:51:51 AM #33:	Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? ~~it got stuck in a crack~~ --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:877173771] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? it got stuck in a crack</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RJHarrison 04/14/17 8:54:04 AM #34:	Knock on my front door. Went to answer it, postman's there. He says, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour". ~~I said, "Well you've got the wrong house then mate."~~ --- Ryan Harrison \| CRP #22792 Be Just and Fear Not <cite>RJHarrison posted [p:877173834] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Knock on my front door. Went to answer it, postman's there. He says, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour". I said, "Well you've got the wrong house then mate."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Oblivion_Hero 04/14/17 9:16:43 AM #36:	A Mexican magician is doing a show. He says "on the count of 3, I shall disappear." Uno. Dos. poof He disappeared without a tres. --- "It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water." <cite>Oblivion_Hero posted [p:877174610] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>A Mexican magician is doing a show. He says "on the count of 3, I shall disappear." Uno. Dos. poof He disappeared without a tres.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mastermix3000 04/14/17 9:22:24 AM #37:	Oblivion_Hero posted... A Mexican magician is doing a show. He says "on the count of 3, I shall disappear." Uno. Dos. poof He disappeared without a tres. +10 --- ive known hot chics who would destroy a bathroom worse than andre the giant- Larry https://media.giphy.com/media/l5wUh9gD1e8Yo/giphy.gif <cite>mastermix3000 posted [p:877174800] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote><cite>Oblivion_Hero posted...</cite> <quote>A Mexican magician is doing a show. He says "on the count of 3, I shall disappear." Uno. Dos. poof He disappeared without a tres.</quote> +10</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 04/14/17 9:34:18 AM #38:	Why did Tigger get his head stuck in a toilet? ~~he was looking for Pooh~~ --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:877175208] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Why did Tigger get his head stuck in a toilet? he was looking for Pooh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hoggys2much99 04/14/17 9:51:46 AM #39:	Why did the chewing gum cross the road? ~~It was stuck to the chickens foot!~~ Why did the dinosaur cross the road? ~~Because chickens hadn't been invented then!~~ Two fish in a tank. One on the left goes to the one on the right "how do you drive this thing? Two eggs in a fridge. One on the right goes to the one on the left "cold in here isn't it? And the one on the left goes "coo a talking egg"! --- Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen. Arisen - Level 200, Main Pawn - level 200 Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen 1000GS. My all time favourite 1000GS. <cite>hoggys2much99 posted [p:877175880] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot! Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't been invented then! Two fish in a tank. One on the left goes to the one on the right "how do you drive this thing? Two eggs in a fridge. One on the right goes to the one on the left "cold in here isn't it? And the one on the left goes "coo a talking egg"!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UberLurker 04/14/17 11:13:06 AM #40:	What's brown and sounds like a bell? ~~Duuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnng!~~ <cite>UberLurker posted [p:877179595] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnng!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hoggys2much99 04/14/17 12:59:42 PM #41:	What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? ~~A Carrot!~~ What's yellow and goes "click" "click"? ~~A ballpoint Banana!~~ --- Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen. Arisen - Level 200, Main Pawn - level 200 Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen 1000GS. My all time favourite 1000GS. <cite>hoggys2much99 posted [p:877185268] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot! What's yellow and goes "click" "click"? A ballpoint Banana!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobToxsick 04/14/17 1:09:04 PM #42:	Why don't blind people sky dive? ~~it scares the crap out of the dog~~ How do you make holy water? ~~you boil the hell out of it~~ Why do firemen wear red suspenders? ~~to keep their pants up~~ --- The Xbox and playstation got sick so here comes the ambulance! WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU <cite>BobToxsick posted [p:877185805] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Why don't blind people sky dive? it scares the crap out of the dog How do you make holy water? you boil the hell out of it Why do firemen wear red suspenders? to keep their pants up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mastermix3000 04/14/17 1:18:07 PM #43:	BobToxsick posted... Why do firemen wear red suspenders? to keep their pants up someone explain :/ --- ive known hot chics who would destroy a bathroom worse than andre the giant- Larry https://media.giphy.com/media/l5wUh9gD1e8Yo/giphy.gif <cite>mastermix3000 posted [p:877186306] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote><cite>BobToxsick posted...</cite> <quote>Why do firemen wear red suspenders? to keep their pants up</quote> someone explain :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 04/14/17 1:18:22 PM #44:	Most of these are pretty good, actually. I especially liked the "elephant in the room" one. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:877186322] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Most of these are pretty good, actually. I especially liked the "elephant in the room" one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobToxsick 04/14/17 1:18:52 PM #45:	What do you call a cow with no legs? ~~ground beef~~ Warning mild adult humor below. ~~what do you call a cow having intercourse by himself?~~ ~~beef strok-an-off~~ --- The Xbox and playstation got sick so here comes the ambulance! WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU <cite>BobToxsick posted [p:877186355] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef Warning mild adult humor below. what do you call a cow having intercourse by himself? beef strok-an-off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobToxsick 04/14/17 1:21:54 PM #46:	mastermix3000 posted... BobToxsick posted... Why do firemen wear red suspenders? to keep their pants up someone explain :/ sorry should have put red in a different font. You emphasize the word red when you tell it and everyone tries to figure out why they are red. Bad joke but gets cheap chuckles --- The Xbox and playstation got sick so here comes the ambulance! WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU <cite>BobToxsick posted [p:877186539] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote><cite>mastermix3000 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BobToxsick posted...</cite> <quote>Why do firemen wear red suspenders? to keep their pants up</quote> someone explain :/</quote> sorry should have put red in a different font. You emphasize the word red when you tell it and everyone tries to figure out why they are red. Bad joke but gets cheap chuckles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 04/14/17 1:22:44 PM #47:	A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:877186597] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
avatarmight 04/14/17 1:26:28 PM #48:	Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff ~~Ba dum tss~~ --- "I mean, even the buffest gym bro can't work out his eyeballs, right? They're all equally squishy!" - Mia, Xenoblade Chronicles X <cite>avatarmight posted [p:877186835] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Ba dum tss</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yutterh 04/14/17 1:27:46 PM #49:	Why did the skeleton like honey? ~~Because he was bearbones~~ --- i7-5820K 3.3GHz, Asus X99-DELUXE, Corsair H110i GTX, 850 EVO 1TB, EVGA GTX 970 4GB FTW ACX2.0, Corsair 760T, EVGA 850W, Orion Spark, Proteus Core, Benq BL3200PT <cite>yutterh posted [p:877186909] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Why did the skeleton like honey? Because he was bearbones</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hoggys2much99 04/14/17 2:30:15 PM #50:	BobToxsick posted... What do you call a cow with no legs? ~~ground beef~~ RE this: What do you call a sheep with no legs? ~~A cloud.~~ What do you call a Fly with no legs or wings? ~~A Raisin~~ My dog's got no nose. How does he smell? Terrible! He who laughs last doesn't get the joke! --- Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen. Arisen - Level 200, Main Pawn - level 200 Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen 1000GS. My all time favourite 1000GS. <cite>hoggys2much99 posted [p:877190511] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote><cite>BobToxsick posted...</cite> <quote>What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef</quote> RE this: What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. What do you call a Fly with no legs or wings? A Raisin My dog's got no nose. How does he smell? Terrible! He who laughs last doesn't get the joke!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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