Poll of the Day > In this topic: Corny Jokes

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Zareth 04/14/17 2:39:06 PM #51:	Our corn isn't just great, it's a-maize-ing. --- It's okay, I have no idea who I am either. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a374/sage_assassin20/13295475117601.gif http://i.imgur.com/WOo6wcq.png <cite>Zareth posted [p:877191042] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Our corn isn't just great, it's a-maize-ing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 04/14/17 2:53:25 PM #52:	mastermix3000 posted... Read all the posts, these are the top jokes I laughed at Well you wanted corny jokes :P --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:877192029] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote><cite>mastermix3000 posted...</cite> <quote>Read all the posts, these are the top jokes I laughed at </quote> Well you wanted corny jokes :P</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
avatarmight 04/14/17 3:01:25 PM #53:	Why did the turkey cross the road? ~~To prove he wasn't chicken!~~ --- "I mean, even the buffest gym bro can't work out his eyeballs, right? They're all equally squishy!" - Mia, Xenoblade Chronicles X <cite>avatarmight posted [p:877192518] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TyVulpine 04/14/17 3:07:42 PM #54:	mastermix3000 posted... BobToxsick posted... Why do firemen wear red suspenders? to keep their pants up someone explain :/ Because firefighter trousers are thick and heavy, they need suspenders to keep from falling. --- Fall down, go boom... Life is like a box of chocolates. Most of it is crap. <cite>TyVulpine posted [p:877192890] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote><cite>mastermix3000 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BobToxsick posted...</cite> <quote>Why do firemen wear red suspenders? to keep their pants up</quote> someone explain :/</quote> Because firefighter trousers are thick and heavy, they need suspenders to keep from falling.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steven010702 04/14/17 3:21:32 PM #55:	There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Boy, is it hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!" --- I lost the game! WiiU ID: Mistgun, PSN: burritosteve, Steam: Steven010702 <cite>Steven010702 posted [p:877193694] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Boy, is it hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 04/14/17 8:17:22 PM #56:	What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the Batmobile? ~~Robin, get in the car!~~ --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:877210222] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the car!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Claude_Frollo 04/14/17 8:20:22 PM #57:	What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? ~~We are both lawyers.~~ --- I had a little trouble with the fireplace. <cite>Claude_Frollo posted [p:877210362] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yutterh 04/15/17 12:16:59 PM #58:	Steven010702 posted... There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Boy, is it hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!" This joke is one of my favorites lol i am glad someone put it in hahahaha --- i7-5820K 3.3GHz, Asus X99-DELUXE, Corsair H110i GTX, 850 EVO 1TB, EVGA GTX 970 4GB FTW ACX2.0, Corsair 760T, EVGA 850W, Orion Spark, Proteus Core, Benq BL3200PT <cite>yutterh posted [p:877244267] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote><cite>Steven010702 posted...</cite> <quote>There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Boy, is it hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!"</quote> This joke is one of my favorites lol i am glad someone put it in hahahaha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 04/15/17 9:51:14 PM #59:	Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? ~~Because Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.~~ --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:877274625] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Because Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Llama_mama 04/16/17 12:55:43 AM #60:	How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ~~Juan~~ What do you call a guy with no legs past the knee? ~~Neil~~ What do you call a guy who falls into a shredding machine? ~~Chip~~ What do you call a chicken looking at a piece of lettuce? ~~A chicken ceaser salad~~ Saw a heavyset woman at a restaurant today. Had more Chins than a Chinese phone book. --- FC: 0662-5115-3453 One day, I had a dream. There was a llama that followed me and we became friends. When I woke up, I became a Llama mama. <cite>Llama_mama posted [p:877284196] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Juan What do you call a guy with no legs past the knee? Neil What do you call a guy who falls into a shredding machine? Chip What do you call a chicken looking at a piece of lettuce? A chicken ceaser salad Saw a heavyset woman at a restaurant today. Had more Chins than a Chinese phone book.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 04/16/17 1:03:31 AM #61:	Alex1976 posted... Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? ~~Because Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.~~ Oh that's good. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:877284574] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote><cite>Alex1976 posted...</cite> <quote>Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Because Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.</quote> Oh that's good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobToxsick 04/17/17 1:17:51 PM #62:	I'm gonna start wearing a diaper for two reasons! ~~Number one~~ and ~~number two~~ --- The Xbox and playstation got sick so here comes the ambulance! WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU <cite>BobToxsick posted [p:877366656] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna start wearing a diaper for two reasons! Number one and number two</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 04/17/17 8:46:12 PM #63:	Why has Barbie never gotten pregnant? ~~because Ken comes in his own box~~ --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:877393175] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Why has Barbie never gotten pregnant? because Ken comes in his own box</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
avatarmight 04/20/17 2:13:38 PM #64:	Here are some of my own: “Don’t nock it til you try it” was originally advice given in the middle ages to always test out your arrows before firing them. Who's this super famous Korean lady named Jurassic? If doing something briefly means that it's short, does doing something boxerly mean doing something slightly longer? --- "I mean, even the buffest gym bro can't work out his eyeballs, right? They're all equally squishy!" - Mia, Xenoblade Chronicles X <cite>avatarmight posted [p:877569969] in In this to... [t:75233967]...</cite> <quote>Here are some of my own: “Don’t nock it til you try it” was originally advice given in the middle ages to always test out your arrows before firing them. Who's this super famous Korean lady named Jurassic? If doing something briefly means that it's short, does doing something boxerly mean doing something slightly longer?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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