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Antifar 04/09/17 5:04:07 PM #1:	And we've just been going further off course for thousands of years. --- an aspirin the size of the sun. <cite>Antifar posted [p:876866566] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>And we've just been going further off course for thousands of years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I_hate_bacon 04/09/17 5:04:48 PM #2:	I wuz a king?!? --- http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1z7nodkEV1qb4enoo1_500.gif <cite>I_hate_bacon posted [p:876866597] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>I wuz a king?!?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guardian-Sloth 04/09/17 5:05:55 PM #3:	Moses proved thousands of years ago that their gods were powerless. <cite>Guardian-Sloth posted [p:876866658] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>Moses proved thousands of years ago that their gods were powerless.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 04/09/17 5:06:15 PM #4:	Caspere knew this. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:876866675] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>Caspere knew this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 04/09/17 5:09:40 PM #5:	Praise the motherfuckin sun --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:876866847] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>Praise the motherfuckin sun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vertania 04/09/17 5:10:51 PM #6:	Trigg3rH4ppy posted... Praise the motherfuckin sun /topic <cite>Vertania posted [p:876866911] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote><cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted...</cite> <quote>Praise the motherfuckin sun</quote> /topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 04/09/17 5:12:07 PM #7:	"Pfft... figures..." <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:876866972] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>"Pfft... figures..."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 04/09/17 5:15:33 PM #8:	Vertania posted... Trigg3rH4ppy posted... Praise the motherfuckin sun /topic P sure Atenism became seen as heresy and the gods probably wouldn't look well on it. --- http://i.imgur.com/MS5SvzN.gif https://i.imgur.com/ahQpG57.jpg <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:876867145] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vertania posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted...</cite> <quote>Praise the motherfuckin sun</quote> /topic</quote> P sure Atenism became seen as heresy and the gods probably wouldn't look well on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 04/09/17 5:16:02 PM #9:	Shit What about Tutanhkamun? --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:876867169] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>Shit What about Tutanhkamun?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 04/09/17 5:17:07 PM #10:	i don't know if i could stop the Stargate jokes --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:876867223] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>i don't know if i could stop the Stargate jokes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 04/09/17 5:22:36 PM #11:	Hail Isis --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:876867521] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>Hail Isis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkbuster 04/09/17 5:25:03 PM #12:	I'd only be okay with this if it's also true that we could harness their power for children's card games. --- Remember kids, it's only an RPG until someone gets hit with a meteor; Then it's a JRPG! SSBB: 3869 0521 7142 <cite>darkbuster posted [p:876867684] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>I'd only be okay with this if it's also true that we could harness their power for children's card games.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 04/09/17 5:28:22 PM #13:	I feel pretty bad for the majority of my ancestors and most other people in history that have died without having their body taken care of. Even those that don't get their soul eaten by hippos and shit wouldn't have a Ba for their Ka to return to. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:876867839] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>I feel pretty bad for the majority of my ancestors and most other people in history that have died without having their body taken care of. Even those that don't get their soul eaten by hippos and shit wouldn't have a Ba for their Ka to return to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 04/09/17 5:34:47 PM #14:	Your ancestors had their souls eaten by hippos? --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:876868173] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>Your ancestors had their souls eaten by hippos?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 04/09/17 5:36:58 PM #15:	Everybody that doesn't pass Anubis' judgement has their soul eaten by hippos --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:876868276] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>Everybody that doesn't pass Anubis' judgement has their soul eaten by hippos</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jenningsnash313 04/09/17 5:38:03 PM #16:	Lit and hyped. That's literally the most legit religion, fam. I'd worship the hell outta @Zeus --- For all your gaming pleasures: http://www.youtube.com/user/thismikeplaysgames Currently Playing: Majora's Mask, Final Fantasy XIII, Shadow of Mordor <cite>jenningsnash313 posted [p:876868328] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>Lit and hyped. That's literally the most legit religion, fam. I'd worship the hell outta @Zeus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 04/09/17 5:45:17 PM #17:	jenningsnash313 posted... Lit and hyped. That's literally the most legit religion, fam. I'd worship the hell outta @Zeus Err --- http://i.imgur.com/MS5SvzN.gif https://i.imgur.com/ahQpG57.jpg <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:876868717] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote><cite>jenningsnash313 posted...</cite> <quote>Lit and hyped. That's literally the most legit religion, fam. I'd worship the hell outta @Zeus</quote> Err</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drasilor 04/09/17 5:55:14 PM #18:	Praise be to Kek. --- #mypresidentistrump <cite>Drasilor posted [p:876869248] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>Praise be to Kek.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dathrowed1 04/09/17 5:56:47 PM #19:	RebelElite791 posted... jenningsnash313 posted... Lit and hyped. That's literally the most legit religion, fam. I'd worship the hell outta @Zeus Err Those religions came from the same place. --- sig <cite>Dathrowed1 posted [p:876869350] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote><cite>RebelElite791 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>jenningsnash313 posted...</cite> <quote>Lit and hyped. That's literally the most legit religion, fam. I'd worship the hell outta @Zeus</quote> Err</quote> Those religions came from the same place.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeneralZhao 04/09/17 6:02:53 PM #20:	darkbuster posted... I'd only be okay with this if it's also true that we could harness their power for children's card games. --- http://imgur.com/a/f52rH <cite>GeneralZhao posted [p:876869718] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkbuster posted...</cite> <quote>I'd only be okay with this if it's also true that we could harness their power for children's card games.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 04/09/17 6:08:39 PM #21:	Antifar posted... And we've just been going further off course for thousands of years. Egyptian afterlife isn't anything remotely similar to other religions. It only exists for people who had their bodies preserved which is why mummies were a thing. Egyptian religion being "correct" in that sense is probably one of the best possible outcomes as it affects the least amount of people. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:876870022] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote><cite>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote>And we've just been going further off course for thousands of years.</quote> Egyptian afterlife isn't anything remotely similar to other religions. It only exists for people who had their bodies preserved which is why mummies were a thing. Egyptian religion being "correct" in that sense is probably one of the best possible outcomes as it affects the least amount of people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 04/09/17 6:13:23 PM #22:	This is honestly more likely than any of the major organized religions today. The older you get, the more believable this shit is to me, and someone just bastardized the original message. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:876870296] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>This is honestly more likely than any of the major organized religions today. The older you get, the more believable this shit is to me, and someone just bastardized the original message.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 04/09/17 6:19:26 PM #23:	Due to the fact that the ancient Egyptian religion died out long ago, their gods must be incompetent as fuck and not worth worshipping. I'll continue worshipping the one whose prophet beat them using plagues that they were supposed to prevent. --- Posted using GameFlux <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:876870633] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>Due to the fact that the ancient Egyptian religion died out long ago, their gods must be incompetent as fuck and not worth worshipping. I'll continue worshipping the one whose prophet beat them using plagues that they were supposed to prevent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 04/09/17 6:21:18 PM #24:	Paragon21XX posted... Due to the fact that the ancient Egyptian religion died out long ago, their gods must be incompetent as fuck and not worth worshipping. I'll continue worshipping the one whose prophet beat them using plagues that they were supposed to prevent. Your reaction to receiving irrefutable proof that a single religion is correct is to keep worshipping a different religion? Lmao. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:876870748] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote><cite>Paragon21XX posted...</cite> <quote>Due to the fact that the ancient Egyptian religion died out long ago, their gods must be incompetent as fuck and not worth worshipping. I'll continue worshipping the one whose prophet beat them using plagues that they were supposed to prevent.</quote> Your reaction to receiving irrefutable proof that a single religion is correct is to keep worshipping a different religion? Lmao.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 04/09/17 6:22:17 PM #25:	If Bastet is in need of a little human company, I'd be happy to oblige. <_< <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:876870814] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>If Bastet is in need of a little human company, I'd be happy to oblige. <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 04/09/17 6:23:14 PM #26:	Fuck the Gods then. --- // BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE - LOVE IS NOT MUSIC - MUSIC IS THE BEST - WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ--WHICH IS EXTINCT // http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:876870868] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>Fuck the Gods then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cookie Bag 04/09/17 6:23:17 PM #27:	Vertania posted... Trigg3rH4ppy posted... Praise the motherfuckin sun /topic --- https://i.imgtc.com/0BlPsfH.gif <cite>Cookie Bag posted [p:876870875] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vertania posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted...</cite> <quote>Praise the motherfuckin sun</quote> /topic</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 04/09/17 7:14:26 PM #28:	jenningsnash313 posted... Lit and hyped. That's literally the most legit religion, fam. I'd worship the hell outta @Zeus Much appreciated, although I don't have anything to do with Egypt except that one Spring Break when I was so drunk I tried to hook up with Bastet. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:876873545] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote><cite>jenningsnash313 posted...</cite> <quote>Lit and hyped. That's literally the most legit religion, fam. I'd worship the hell outta @Zeus</quote> Much appreciated, although I don't have anything to do with Egypt except that one Spring Break when I was so drunk I tried to hook up with Bastet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 04/09/17 7:16:53 PM #29:	I don't even know who to pray/sacrifice to. We'd have climate change in check though because we'd just have to sacrifice to the appropriate gods. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:876873666] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>I don't even know who to pray/sacrifice to. We'd have climate change in check though because we'd just have to sacrifice to the appropriate gods.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 04/09/17 7:26:32 PM #30:	weapon_d00d816 posted... I don't even know who to pray/sacrifice to. We'd have climate change in check though because we'd just have to sacrifice to the appropriate gods. You can make those checks payable to Poseidon --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:876874194] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>I don't even know who to pray/sacrifice to. We'd have climate change in check though because we'd just have to sacrifice to the appropriate gods.</quote> You can make those checks payable to Poseidon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Electrokinesis 04/09/17 7:28:47 PM #31:	I've been paying my respects to the sun all along, so I reckon I'm ahead of the curve. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi <cite>Electrokinesis posted [p:876874321] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>I've been paying my respects to the sun all along, so I reckon I'm ahead of the curve.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRealDill2000 04/09/17 7:31:40 PM #32:	GeneralZhao posted... darkbuster posted... I'd only be okay with this if it's also true that we could harness their power for children's card games. --- CE's source of sage-ly advice #BLM <cite>TheRealDill2000 posted [p:876874492] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote><cite>GeneralZhao posted...</cite> <quote><cite>darkbuster posted...</cite> <quote> I'd only be okay with this if it's also true that we could harness their power for children's card games.</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 04/09/17 7:43:03 PM #33:	Y'all know sun-worship in particular as the Aten was only practiced during a small period of Egyptian history under Akhenaten right? --- http://i.imgur.com/MS5SvzN.gif https://i.imgur.com/ahQpG57.jpg <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:876875149] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>Y'all know sun-worship in particular as the Aten was only practiced during a small period of Egyptian history under Akhenaten right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 04/09/17 7:45:45 PM #34:	RebelElite791 posted... Y'all know sun-worship in particular as the Aten was only practiced during a small period of Egyptian history under Akhenaten right? It was only barely practiced. It was one crazy pharaoh who made it mandatory and it was only mandatory in so far as you just didn't get caught doing the opposite, and he was so mad that nobody wanted to do it that he literally picked fucking everyone up out of his city, and built a completely new city with all Aten stuff, and then when he died everyone immediately said "fuck this" and went back and literally abandoned the whole fucking city. and no one ever went back. And that's how we know it happened. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:876875314] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote><cite>RebelElite791 posted...</cite> <quote>Y'all know sun-worship in particular as the Aten was only practiced during a small period of Egyptian history under Akhenaten right?</quote> It was only barely practiced. It was one crazy pharaoh who made it mandatory and it was only mandatory in so far as you just didn't get caught doing the opposite, and he was so mad that nobody wanted to do it that he literally picked fucking everyone up out of his city, and built a completely new city with all Aten stuff, and then when he died everyone immediately said "fuck this" and went back and literally abandoned the whole fucking city. and no one ever went back. And that's how we know it happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 04/09/17 7:45:53 PM #35:	I, for one, would welcome our new Egyptian God overlords. --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:876875325] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>I, for one, would welcome our new Egyptian God overlords.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 04/09/17 7:53:25 PM #36:	ChromaticAngel posted... RebelElite791 posted... Y'all know sun-worship in particular as the Aten was only practiced during a small period of Egyptian history under Akhenaten right? It was only barely practiced. It was one crazy pharaoh who made it mandatory and it was only mandatory in so far as you just didn't get caught doing the opposite, and he was so mad that nobody wanted to do it that he literally picked fucking everyone up out of his city, and built a completely new city with all Aten stuff, and then when he died everyone immediately said "fuck this" and went back and literally abandoned the whole fucking city. and no one ever went back. And that's how we know it happened. Yeah they deliberately tried to destroy records of that time period. --- http://i.imgur.com/MS5SvzN.gif https://i.imgur.com/ahQpG57.jpg <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:876875757] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RebelElite791 posted...</cite> <quote>Y'all know sun-worship in particular as the Aten was only practiced during a small period of Egyptian history under Akhenaten right?</quote> It was only barely practiced. It was one crazy pharaoh who made it mandatory and it was only mandatory in so far as you just didn't get caught doing the opposite, and he was so mad that nobody wanted to do it that he literally picked fucking everyone up out of his city, and built a completely new city with all Aten stuff, and then when he died everyone immediately said "fuck this" and went back and literally abandoned the whole fucking city. and no one ever went back. And that's how we know it happened.</quote> Yeah they deliberately tried to destroy records of that time period.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aki_sora 04/09/17 8:53:53 PM #37:	Amaterasu --- this is GFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! Own PS3 & PS VITA <cite>aki_sora posted [p:876879156] in Your react... [t:75218113]...</cite> <quote>Amaterasu</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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