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Punnyz
06/14/12 11:56:00 PM
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e meds

okay, so as I said before, we've had a flea problem. we've given my cat baths, fogged the house (twice!), got some s*** for the lawn, and everything you can think of. except going to a vet and getting exterminator help

so I chose the vet route and surprisingly, flea stuff isn't too expensive! 20 bucks for a pill and some goo you put on the cat
but yea, theres the problem. my cat is the pickiest eater ever. she only eats this generic brand cat food from a specific store. all of her life. doesn't like anything else >_>

and I knew if I just stuck the pill in her normal bowl, she would not eat it

I started brainstorming and remembered that when I first found her, I bought her this wet canned food all of the time before I decided to keep her, and she ate the crap out of that stuff

so banking on that she would get on a nostalgic trip, I bought a can. I cut the pill in 3 pieces and took a spoonful of the catfood and put it on a napkin for her, and presented it to her (god damn shes spoiled)

I watched her for a minute, she was smelling it, AND SHE STARTED EATING IT

ODE OF JO.......wait

then she F***ING SPITS OUT THE GOD DAMN PILL

all 3 chunks. its like she gathered them up in her mouth and collectively ridded herself of them.

so I tried it again

SAME THING

then I started reasoning with her. I was talking to her and asking her to please eat what I give her, she wasn't taking it. well, not the way I wanted it

since the flea infestation, I have to admit, I've been neglecting her. I feel bad, but I won't let her cuddle up next to me or let her stay in the same room as me for very long. I just pet her several times a day and thats it. =(

so all of this time we were spending together, she was eating it up, and not the pill!

I then grabbed the cat food, got down on my belly, grabbed a pinch full with my hand, and put the pills into it. and presented it to her while still in my hand

she started purring and started rubbing against my face a couple of times, she just wanted love! but dammit, I'm trying to be serious here!

but the same thing happened

she ate it, managed to collect the pill pieces and spat them back in my hand.
we did this for an hour.

there was still a spoonful of food left, but she finally ate the pill.

The things I do for my little kitty >_>

I think she was doing this on purpose. I mean, I think she knew the pill wasn't normal and she meant to spit it out, but I mean she was probably purposely not eating it to draw out our time together!

I've never had to give her a pill before, is there an easier way to do this?

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AfroSquirrel
06/14/12 11:59:00 PM
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It depends on the size of the pill.

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Punnyz
06/15/12 12:07:00 AM
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peanut butter? what?

never heard that one, though I doubt my cat would eat it

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Doompa
06/15/12 12:08:00 AM
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Punnyz posted...
peanut butter? what?

never heard that one, though I doubt my cat would eat it


Try it, peanut butter

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MrGreenonion
06/15/12 12:08:00 AM
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From: Punnyz | #001
I've never had to give her a pill before, is there an easier way to do this?


With your thumb and forefinger, gently squeeze her jaw near the joints to force it open. Put the pill in, then hold her mouth shut and rub her throat until she swallows. It's unpleasant but it will be over faster so it will be better for both of you.

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GenesisSaga
06/15/12 12:11:00 AM
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Solution: Get a dog

Best pet, lol cats. XD

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GenesisSaga
06/15/12 12:12:00 AM
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But for real, yeah coat them in peanut butter.

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Punnyz
06/15/12 12:13:00 AM
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I love cats and dogs, but those are still stabbing words

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MrGreenonion
06/15/12 12:13:00 AM
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I dunno if peanut butter will work, I remember we tried something like that with my old cat and she just ate the peanut butter or whatever and spit the pill out.

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Punnyz
06/15/12 12:29:00 AM
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holy s*** guys

remember when I made that topic about finding a stray kitten at a park ?

THAT WAS 5 YEARS AGO

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The Real Truth
06/15/12 12:35:00 AM
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You shouldn't need to give the cat any pills. Just put some stuff on the back of her neck. Destroys the fleas.

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Punnyz
06/15/12 12:36:00 AM
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I'm just doing what the vet told me, like I said, I've never done this before

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Doompa
06/15/12 12:49:00 AM
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Punnyz posted...
I'm just doing what the vet told me, like I said, I've never done this before


This isn't hard.

Grind the pill into peanut butter

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Punnyz
06/15/12 12:54:00 AM
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I think you guys are missing the part where I said shes the pickiest eater ever (I don't have any anyways >_>)

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Nevest
06/15/12 12:58:00 AM
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From: MrGreenonion | #006
From: Punnyz | #001
I've never had to give her a pill before, is there an easier way to do this?


With your thumb and forefinger, gently squeeze her jaw near the joints to force it open. Put the pill in, then hold her mouth shut and rub her throat until she swallows. It's unpleasant but it will be over faster so it will be better for both of you.



This. So much. Takes about 5 seconds.

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Punnyz
06/15/12 1:00:00 AM
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I forgot to address that

shes...kinda like me >_>

she won't take any crap from anything she doesn't like. if I even attempt that, she'll run away from me and I'll spend the next 5 hours trying to catch her as she runs under sofas, tables, and beds and s***

I recently tried spraying her with some flea s*** some weeks ago, so I know shes still does this

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06/15/12 1:01:00 AM
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lead by example

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Doompa
06/15/12 1:05:00 AM
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Dear God you just trying to get attention now?

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Punnyz
06/15/12 1:08:00 AM
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what are you referring to?

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Meow1000
06/15/12 1:17:00 AM
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Nala is right next to me

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metaIslugg
06/15/12 1:19:00 AM
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From: Punnyz | #001
she only eats this generic brand cat food from a specific store.


man...... what if the store closes

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Nevest
06/15/12 4:10:00 AM
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From: metaIslugg | #022
From: Punnyz | #001
she only eats this generic brand cat food from a specific store.


man...... what if the store closes



She dies.

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Punnyz
06/15/12 11:39:00 AM
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I don't see it happening though

that store is a prominent chain in Texas so it'll be okay

shes a chunky cat and if that store DOES go down, yea, shes gonna get skinny

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Toddnesssssssss
06/15/12 12:00:00 PM
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Peanut butter
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Doompa
06/16/12 1:44:00 AM
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Punnyz posted...
I don't see it happening though

that store is a prominent chain in Texas so it'll be okay

shes a chunky cat and if that store DOES go down, yea, shes gonna get skinny


Maybe if you weren't drunk all the time your cat wouldn't develop weird diseases

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Punnyz
06/16/12 1:49:00 AM
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this is the first time I got drunk in a while, and I'm already getting over it. whats your deal

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Doompa
06/16/12 1:51:00 AM
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Punnyz posted...
this is the first time I got drunk in a while, and I'm already getting over it. whats your deal


lol ya....sure

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do_ob_tpkillr
06/16/12 2:00:00 AM
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Why not grind the pill into powder and mix the powder into the food? Ain't no way she can tongue the food for the small solid piece o' pill to spit out now.
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StealThisSheen
06/16/12 2:02:00 AM
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Last time I had to give my dog a pill, I sat him down, and in a firm, yet careful tone, told him

"You have diabetes. We should have seen the signs. All of those treats over the years weren't a good idea, and you've become sluggish. If only we had caught it sooner, we wouldn't have to have this talk. But as it stands now, they may have to take the foot. All we can do is move on with our lives and cope with this, taking it one day at a time. This pill is the first in a long, yet necessary line of medication that will at least ease your quality of life. It won't be easy, but we'll make it through this together."

And then I fed him the peanut butter sandwich, and as he swallowed the last bit, I broke it to him.

"I lied. You don't have diabetes. Geez are you stupid. Durrhurr."

And I went back inside.

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Punnyz
06/16/12 2:04:00 AM
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did you at least dub a voice over him as he was trying to eat the peanut butter from the roof of his mouth?

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StealThisSheen
06/16/12 2:05:00 AM
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In my head he was giving the Gettysburg Address as Mr. Furley.

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Punnyz
06/16/12 2:06:00 AM
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thats my SEP

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StealThisSheen
06/16/12 2:07:00 AM
#33:


My point is clearly that it's easiest to get your pet to take a pill by putting the fear of debilitating disease into their head.

Because it was totally that.

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Punnyz
06/16/12 2:12:00 AM
#34:


do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Why not grind the pill into powder and mix the powder into the food? Ain't no way she can tongue the food for the small solid piece o' pill to spit out now.


honestly I was afraid to break the pill more than I already did >_>

and like I said, I resorted to basically bringing the food up to her on my hands, the powder would've kept rubbing off on me

I'm sure I could've chopped it up, got the food in my hand, and them sprinkled some on the food as I presented it to her but she would've known something was up if she saw that. refer to when I tried spraying the flea crap on her earlier in this topic. >__>


oh, and yea, she took the flea gel crap that I got from the vet very well. I just started petting her and I applied it between her ears fairly quickly

no fuss no muss

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StealThisSheen
06/16/12 2:15:00 AM
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Yeah, you're generally not supposed to mash pills into powder, for animals or humans. 99% of the time, they're much more effective when allowed to dissolve naturally, and being powder speeds that process up big time.

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Punnyz
06/16/12 2:17:00 AM
#36:


thank you for the confirmation, SEP

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StealThisSheen
06/16/12 2:19:00 AM
#37:


That's not to say you CAN'T. Only very few can't, and it'd have a big fat warning label.

It just may not be as effective since it'll go through the body quicker, and thus you might find yourself having to buy more to make up for it.

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Punnyz
06/16/12 2:24:00 AM
#38:


I bought a single dose, so it didn't even come with a box that had any warnings or anything

just instructions from the vet

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StealThisSheen
06/16/12 2:33:00 AM
#39:


Flea medication's not gonna be harmful smashed up. Just less effective.

It basically puts toxins through the body that are harmless to the pet, but harmful/repelling to fleas. It lasts for X amount of time past the duration of the pill, so the quicker the pill gets absorbed, the less time it'll last. And it has to last a certain amount of time to drive all the fleas away/keep it lingering around so no more come.

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