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Boombam99 05/05/24 1:37:21 AM #1: |
Do you live? My last game was Disco Elysium. I think I might actually have a shot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teep_ 05/05/24 1:41:12 AM #2: |
Yakuza: LaD
My mother has never ever gamed in her life, so I'm doomed --- [teep is] an evil genius who will one day kill us all - Choco teep is a God damn genius - Zodd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scardude 05/05/24 1:44:36 AM #3: |
Is she haunting me from the grave to warn me?
--- Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MagiMarthKoopa 05/05/24 1:44:40 AM #4: |
Stellar Blade Maybe Story Mode is easy enough to button mash through... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eat_More_Beef 05/05/24 1:49:19 AM #5: |
It's fallout 4. Yeah, because there's no real right answer to bear the game.
The biggest hurdle would be convincing my mom to play over 60 hours of a game to beat it. --- I wrote a horror novel, called "Spare Parts." A whole damn novel! You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AuthenticZac 05/05/24 1:49:27 AM #6: |
Rainbow Billy
She has only ever really played Dr Mario and Candy Crush, but Rainbow Billy isn't exactly a difficult game. It's even got a mode to make the combat-puzzles easier, so she could probably do it. --- https://i.imgur.com/MUJCZY9.png My Personal Backlog (I might have a problem) - https://i.imgur.com/prW4j12.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 05/05/24 1:53:02 AM #7: |
Ocarina of Time.
She'll definitely get killed by the deku scrubs and pirahna plants in the Deku Tree. I'm doomed --- Love and peace ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wishbone 05/05/24 1:54:32 AM #8: |
RIP to anyone playing gacha trash that'll never end.
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Hambo 05/05/24 1:54:33 AM #9: |
Ring Fit Adventure. My mom is not well physically, so completing a single level would be very difficult and very painful for her. I would rather she not even try.
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codey 05/05/24 1:54:34 AM #10: |
Man I,ve dumped a few hundred hours into New Vegas over the years and even Ive only actually beat it+the dlc once, my mom doesnt have a chance.
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UnholyMudcrab 05/05/24 1:56:11 AM #11: |
My mother is dead, so
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OriginalPlain2 05/05/24 1:57:03 AM #12: |
pokemon emerald
yea shes elderly and hasnt played many games in her life not gonna make it --- 41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain. 3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 05/05/24 1:57:41 AM #13: |
i have no mother
--- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 05/05/24 2:05:13 AM #14: |
Kingdom Hearts BBS
It's a pretty easy game to just read h the credits on. I might have died twice on proud (hard) mode. But I really don't think she's played a video game in 20 years, and that was a racer, for less than a minute, and I'm pretty sure that was the only time she's ever played anything. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 05/05/24 2:50:17 AM #15: |
The last game I played was WWE 2k24, what constitutes beating that?
--- Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 05/05/24 2:55:14 AM #16: |
i'm die, sank yu foreba
--- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 05/05/24 2:56:40 AM #17: |
Stardew Valley. I feel like it's not that much to ask.
--- (He/Him) I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HOON 05/05/24 2:58:01 AM #18: |
Forza Horizon 5.
It has a difficulty setting that steers for you so all you need to do is hold the gas. I live --- R.I.P. #43 "Kill all tires" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeoRavus 05/05/24 2:59:33 AM #19: |
Horizon FW and I doubt she'd ever be able to make Aloy walk from point A to point B yet alone beat it.
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divot1338 05/05/24 3:18:45 AM #20: |
I probably wouldnt even bother asking her. She could never do it for even a simple game and shed be destroyed knowing she could have saved me.
--- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 05/05/24 3:22:39 AM #21: |
Disgaea 7
If just the story probably pretty easily, but if extra stuff it could take a while, but still given time probably. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 05/05/24 3:22:47 AM #22: |
Excluding unwinnable gachas and mmos...
Last game played was the Super Mario RPG remaster. Mom's not much of a video game player, but she should be able to clear on breezy mode at least. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PerseusRad 05/05/24 3:23:38 AM #23: |
My mom is dead. She wasnt an FPS person, but I could see her getting through Half Life 2 on Easy if she has put her mind to it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ForsakenHermit 05/05/24 3:31:02 AM #24: |
Return to Castle Wolfenstein. With the right coaching about how save states work she could do it.
--- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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comicfire 05/05/24 3:41:52 AM #25: |
Persona 5 Royal
Set it on Safety and itll take a hot minute, but I'll be fine~ --- She/They, no substitutions~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kind9 05/05/24 3:59:02 AM #26: |
I guess I'm fucked then because the last game I played was Minecraft, and she hasn't played a video game since like the first Atari.
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Lagfile 05/05/24 4:02:27 AM #27: |
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones.
Easy mode + Seth = Win --- Green Skip is my favorite UNO card. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 05/05/24 9:17:48 AM #28: |
divot1338 posted...
I probably wouldnt even bother asking her. She could never do it for even a simple game and shed be destroyed knowing she could have saved me.Good point. I'm gonna ditto this. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cadcrafter 05/05/24 9:19:17 AM #29: |
Shiren 5
Im fucked --- "think before you press enter. all of you." - SmashFaqs Discord i want lemm to eat ten egg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LSGW_Zephyra 05/05/24 9:19:53 AM #30: |
Stellaris? Haha no.
--- Bioshock gave us a fictional world showing why libertarianism doesn't work. Cryptos/NFTs gave us the real world example (She/Her) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeCh0nk 05/05/24 9:24:19 AM #31: |
FFXVI. Oh I'm dead. Unless that ring of autoevade can get her through lol.
Can I coach her through it? Like saying "this is how you move" --- @('_')@ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Relient_K 05/05/24 9:41:39 AM #32: |
My mom passed about 20 years ago and the only games she played were Mario bros 1 and 3, Dr Mario, and Tetris. Last game I played was Xenoblade 3. It's so far beyond the type of games she played I can't imagine it going well.
--- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. [ER] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Enclave 05/05/24 9:42:56 AM #33: |
Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes
Shouldn't be a problem. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mechu 05/05/24 9:45:58 AM #34: |
Skyrim
Just put the difficulty down to novice and it should be doable. --- Constant isolation and distress. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mad-Dogg 05/05/24 9:46:52 AM #35: |
I popped in bloodstained curse of the moon 2 for a little bit.
.......lol I'm gonna' curse my family for the hell of it from the afterlife. --- GTag:MadDogg730 PSN:lMadDogg NNID:xMadDoggx NS friend code:5313-0564-0819 Go buy cyber shadow like right now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Billyionaire 05/05/24 9:48:01 AM #36: |
Devil May Cry 5. Not looking good for me
--- Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party This one's neverending, can't remember where it started ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MisterPengy 05/05/24 9:52:22 AM #37: |
1) Is there a time limit?
2) Is she allowed to use guides, look stuff up, etc? 3) Am I allowed to offer advice/strategies/explain how to do things? --- Bosses are immune to the eat command so it won't be possible to end the final boss fight of the game by eating it. -VeghEsther ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Enderknight17 05/05/24 9:53:24 AM #38: |
Donkey Kong tropical freeze. I'm screwed.
--- RIP BigAirDay aka Bill. Not changing this signature until the Carolina Panthers win the Super Bowl. Signature started 10/30/11 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheSavageDragon 05/05/24 9:53:36 AM #39: |
Last game I played was 7 Days To Die which has no ending. So I guess I'm immortal now ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KajeI 05/05/24 9:55:10 AM #40: |
She has to win a match of Ranbats on Pokemon Showdown. I'm so fucked.
--- Look, I can name a few instances in MY life where I tried to reach mutual understanding and i can TELL you, always faster and easier to just kill em. Just is! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 05/05/24 10:02:02 AM #43: |
If you let me talk to her for 5 seconds then I'm sure she could beat the easiest difficulty in BBTAG. Combination of the game being really beginner friendly and the AI being dumb as bricks means that literally anyone who can just mash a single button can beat the story mode. Probably wouldn't even need to look at the screen; there's absolutely no challenge in beating fighting game AI.
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Bishop_Hastur 05/05/24 10:04:10 AM #44: |
How do you even beat Neopets?
--- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xatrion 05/05/24 10:14:27 AM #45: |
XCOM 2. I'm toast.
--- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cemith 05/05/24 10:17:37 AM #46: |
Street Fighter 6. So World Tour I imagine?
That's fine. Easiest difficulty and teach her how to throw loop. EZpZ --- https://i.ibb.co/2vRbyC0/Rosa-6.png "Friends don't let friends watch The Big Bang Theory" - mogar002 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LightningThief 05/05/24 10:20:52 AM #47: |
Is there a tine limit? I'm likely fucked regardless though. Cyberpunk 2077. My mother had difficulty playing Mario Kart 64 as a kid. She's highly unlikely to beat Cyberpunk on any difficulty level. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 05/05/24 10:29:29 AM #48: |
Enclave posted...
Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred HeroesLOVE that game was so damn good --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ToteAll 05/05/24 10:38:14 AM #49: |
My mom is pretty tech savvy for a 60 year old and she likes games, she just doesn't play then much. But the last game I played was WoW.. what is beating WoW in your ruleset? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kirbymuncher 05/05/24 10:38:26 AM #50: |
factorio
I honestly believe she could figure it out, given enough time, since I assume my life being on the line would be pretty good motivation --- THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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