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X8Azazel8X 04/30/24 1:13:56 PM #1: |
https://youtu.be/o5Ie-GJM-qk
https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/jimmy-kimmel-mocks-rumors-that-donald-trump-farts-in-court/ar-AA1nv4n1 Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Rumors That Donald Trump 'Farts' in Court Story by Sophie Lloyd 1w Jimmy Kimmel has savaged Donald Trump over rumors that the former president farts in court. Trump's New York criminal trial began last week, with opening statements delivered on Monday. The 77-year-old was indicted in March 2023 for allegedly falsifying business records, supposedly to hide hush-money payments to adult film star Stormy Daniels ahead of the 2016 general election. https://www.thedailybeast.com/wanda-sykes-rips-trumps-courtroom-flatulence Podcaster Ben Meiselas insisted this week that Trump, present this week in-person for the beginning of the trial, had suffered a spate of audible flatulence in the courtroom. I am enjoying the Trump trial, I really am, Sykes told Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Tuesday evening. I know they say hes passing gas and everything, so I like that Im watching it from home, you know? I dont think I wanna be in that room. But the thing is, hes old, and thats what happens when youre old, Sykes continued. You fall asleep, and you toot a little bit. I mean, I do it. You know if Joe Biden did something like that, hed have a blimp with Joe Biden Farted on it flying over the courtroom, Kimmel chimed in. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/meet-the-guy-who-is-now-viral-online-for-imitating-donald-trump-and-talking-about-fart-gate/ar-AA1nzlRQ Meet the Guy Who is Now Viral Online for Imitating Donald Trump and Talking About Fart-Gate Rumors swirl across the digital world that ex-president Donald Trump farts within the confines of the courtroom. Trump finds himself amidst a hush money criminal trial, which commenced last week, along with opening statements on Monday. Throughout this legal spectacle, Trump has become the target of mockery on multiple occasions. Honestly the dude is just so embarassing it make you angry. He is surrounded by people who cater to him and do other embarrassing over care like steaming his bullshit suits while he is wearing them. But he cant find the discipline or over care to keep himself from falling asleep and farting himself in court... there is coffee or awake pills to take...or many gas prevention pills. Gas x or what ever. Anyone else not totally insane and has any sense of reason would know its time to hang it up and crawl back under your rock and stay there. --- No matter how gaudy you make your appearance...it is only a facade.. *Obama/Biden/Harris Elected* Hopes Rise..Fears Shatter ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 04/30/24 1:14:46 PM #2: |
It's the most intelligent input he's given in decades.
Also he's falling asleep because it's hard to rail an Addy in a courthouse. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 04/30/24 1:22:43 PM #3: |
Average Jimmy Kimmel content
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masterpug53 04/30/24 1:24:07 PM #4: |
I didn't think anything would top 'Cheeto Benito,' but 'Gasolini' might very well be my new favorite.
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LeoRavus 04/30/24 1:27:08 PM #5: |
McDonald's will do that.
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UnsteadyOwl 04/30/24 1:41:35 PM #6: |
He's setting up grounds for appeal in case he loses. He'll argue his lawyers couldn't have possibly defended him adequately in the courtroom while he was ripping McDonald's farts next to them the whole time.
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Strider102 04/30/24 1:44:51 PM #7: |
Trump farting? This is the guy people want as President?
Eww I could never support someone who farts, it's disgusting. The country is divided, and at the center of it is this gaseous loudmouth. Vote Blue, don't vote for someone who has weapons grade mustard gas colonic expulsions. Disgusting. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Westernwolf4 04/30/24 1:46:39 PM #8: |
Strider102 posted...
Trump farting? This is the guy people want as President? It is still better than the rancid shit that comes out his front end. --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LtZim 04/30/24 2:42:34 PM #9: |
This says a lot about are society ... Copied to Clipboard!
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creativerealms 04/30/24 2:43:52 PM #10: |
Trump is anti-woke.
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RchHomieQuanChi 04/30/24 2:50:18 PM #11: |
masterpug53 posted...
I didn't think anything would top 'Cheeto Benito,' but 'Gasolini' might very well be my new favorite. This. I'm stealing it lmao --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shadow_Don 04/30/24 3:10:43 PM #12: |
Nah pretty sure he is actually just shitting his pants
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Rai_Jin 04/30/24 3:14:04 PM #13: |
maybe he should just sell his brand of diapers. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CobraGT 04/30/24 3:15:05 PM #14: |
I had a good laugh but if he wins it will not be funny any more.
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X8Azazel8X 04/30/24 3:16:45 PM #15: |
Strider102 posted...
Trump farting? This is the guy people want as President? Lol not really, not for president or dictator or what ever gas task he wants a role in. Kim jung has reddiculous amazing miracle feats about him in his country going viral. PUTIN despite the name.....has viral things of him being shirtless on horseback. This guy farting himself so loud and hard wakes himself up in court. Even those that want a dictator have to look at this and say....maybe not him and his bowels of thunder. --- No matter how gaudy you make your appearance...it is only a facade.. *Obama/Biden/Harris Elected* Hopes Rise..Fears Shatter ... Copied to Clipboard!
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