Current Events > Nintendo should pull a Microsoft and call the next console the Nintendo 5280.

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/16/24 11:37:02 AM
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Nintendo should pull a Microsoft and call the next console the Nintendo 5280.

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WingsOfGood
04/16/24 11:38:01 AM
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Nintendo One
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SiO4
04/16/24 11:38:33 AM
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Sounds more like an Atari thing.
Or maybe a Commador thing as well.

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/16/24 11:43:48 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Sounds more like an Atari thing.
Or maybe a Commador thing as well.
Nah, those were named after the hardware. Atari named the 2600 after its own part number, CX2600. Commodore 64 I'm guessing was named after the width of some registers, just like the Nintendo 64.

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
04/16/24 11:54:50 AM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nintendo_consoles

I don't see Nintendo using more than 1 or 2 Digits in their names.

Historically, they have avoided using numbers if possible.

Nintendo 64 & Nintendo 2DS & Nintendo 3DS are the exceptions, not the rule.

Have Atari or MS continue the 4-Digit naming scheme with their consoles.

That's more of their jam.

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/16/24 11:56:28 AM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nintendo_consoles

I don't see Nintendo using more than 1 or 2 Digits in their names.

Historically, they have avoided using numbers if possible.

Nintendo 64 & Nintendo 2DS & Nintendo 3DS are the exceptions, not the rule.

Have Atari or MS continue the 4-Digit naming scheme with their consoles.

That's more of their jam.
I didn't they they will; I said they should.

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Trelve
04/16/24 11:59:02 AM
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Why do they call it the Nintendo 5280? Because when you see it, you turn 5280 degrees and vomit onto the floor.
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Karovorak
04/16/24 12:01:01 PM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
I don't see Nintendo using more than 1 or 2 Digits in their names.

Nintendo 99.

99 consoles enter.
1 comes out at top.

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The_Popo
04/16/24 12:07:09 PM
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Super Nintendo 64U Wii

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K181
04/16/24 12:07:11 PM
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Nintendo Switcheroo

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/16/24 12:08:25 PM
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Trelve posted...
Why do they call it the Nintendo 5280? Because when you see it, you turn 5280 degrees and vomit onto the floor.
Because there are 5280 feet in a mile, duh.

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Bleuets
04/16/24 12:09:03 PM
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GameCube was my favorite new for a game console.
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Dancedreamer
04/16/24 12:12:17 PM
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Switch 0

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Solution_45
04/16/24 12:12:19 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Because there are 5280 feet in a mile, duh.

if the console isn't a mile long, i aint interested
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SiO4
04/16/24 12:40:59 PM
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Bleuets posted...
GameCube was my favorite new for a game console.


I'm going with The Dreamcast.

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/16/24 12:49:05 PM
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SiO4 posted...
I'm going with The Dreamcast.
I feel like Sega is the only company who even bothered to consult actual marketers before naming their stuff.

Nintendo either goes with the most painfully literal description of the machine's function possible, or just a random word/random letters that happen to be pronounceable.

Sony just goes with "Playstation" every time, when it honestly sounds more like an indoor playground than a video game system.

And Microsoft literally named their console after a concept that they then did a complete 180 on but didn't change the name, and kept the name for the next FOUR installments, while pulling numbers out of nowhere. They finally broke this trend by instead naming it like a luxury car for some reason.

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Solar_Crimson
04/17/24 1:01:49 PM
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Trelve posted...
Why do they call it the Nintendo 5280?
Because you have to run a mile to get away from it.

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