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HylianFox 04/13/24 4:52:35 PM #1: |
https://www.theonion.com/o-j-simpson-allowed-to-remain-living-after-coffin-does-1851403804
LAS VEGASWith onlookers gasping as the former football star made a big show of being too big for the casket, O.J. Simpson was reportedly allowed to remain alive Thursday after his coffin didnt fit. If the coffin doesnt fit, you must let him live a bit. said O.J. eulogizer Tommie Lochran, who advocated for Simpson to continue living despite evidence that the coffin had shrunk after previously getting wet. Any DNA found in the casket that appears to be Mr. Simpsons, I believe, was the result of contamination. It would be existential malpractice to allow Mr. Simpson to die knowing full well that this coffin was not made for him. At press time, Simpson went on a media blitz promoting his escape from death. Man, how did I miss this gem a few days ago when people kinda sorta cared that OJ died... >_> --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TimeForAction 04/13/24 4:55:38 PM #2: |
Tommie Lochran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Verdekal 04/13/24 4:56:40 PM #3: |
If the halo don't fit, you must damn it.
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Cemith 04/13/24 4:56:49 PM #4: |
That is a good joke.
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YellowSUV 04/13/24 5:03:57 PM #5: |
It is a shame O.J. died and he never found out who the killer was. He never got the peace of knowing who killed Nicole.
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Irony 04/13/24 5:04:17 PM #6: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f387cf70.jpg
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TimeForAction 04/13/24 5:04:52 PM #7: |
Irony posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f387cf70.jpg hes close ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YellowSUV 04/13/24 5:05:07 PM #8: |
Irony posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f387cf70.jpg Is this a true Ben Garrison comic? I don't see enough labels. --- We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsuprised_Pika 04/13/24 5:09:46 PM #9: |
Verdekal posted...
If the halo don't fit, you must damn it. I'm fucking dead holy shit --- I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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specialkid8 04/13/24 5:10:23 PM #10: |
I can't imagine how long they've been sitting on that one.
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YellowSUV 04/13/24 5:12:18 PM #11: |
I heard that cancer is writing a book. It is called "If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer".
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