Current Events > $50 million dollars. but the entire world loses Coffee

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Shadowblade
04/07/24 1:13:49 AM
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And all alcohol and all soda forever.
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archizzy
04/07/24 1:16:10 AM
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I have no issue with this. Id do it for free just to see all the complaining from the people who make part of their personality all about how it revolves around coffee.

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Irony
04/07/24 1:16:34 AM
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No

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KiwiTerraRizing
04/07/24 1:17:09 AM
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No way

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NightRender
04/07/24 1:17:30 AM
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The world doesn't really need isopropyl alcohol, does it?

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cjsdowg
04/07/24 1:39:39 AM
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DEAL!!! ya

I would fuck the world coffee supply up for 50 dollars.

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Irony
04/07/24 1:39:57 AM
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NightRender posted...
The world doesn't really need isopropyl alcohol, does it?
I need it in case I want to go blind

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ArkhamOrigins
04/07/24 1:40:16 AM
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Fuck no

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nekrodev
04/07/24 1:41:07 AM
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I don't drink coffee, cuz it's gross, and I have to suffer because my preferred substance isn't okay all the time, so fuck'em.

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SaikyoStyle
04/07/24 10:15:07 AM
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No liquor?

Dasvidanya comrade

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Ratchetrockon
04/07/24 10:31:34 AM
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deal i can just drink other things w/ caffeine

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Shadowblade
04/07/24 11:28:11 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
deal i can just drink other things w/ caffeine


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dummy420
04/07/24 11:30:42 AM
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archizzy posted...
I have no issue with this. Id do it for free just to see all the complaining from the people who make part of their personality all about how it revolves around coffee.
It would be funny to see all the "don't talk to me before I've had my coffee" people deal with life.

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joaquintall
04/07/24 11:33:15 AM
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Deal

Even when it includes alcohol and soda.

Tea is still in play, so is juice and water. Will miss beer and wine, but think of the lives saved if there was no alcoholism or drunk driving.

Coffee itself is meh at best for me.
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colliding
04/07/24 11:34:32 AM
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does the world remember coffee? does it know that my decision is what caused it to disappear forever?

if so it's a death sentence

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LonelyStoner
04/07/24 11:36:56 AM
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Shadowblade posted...
And all alcohol and all soda forever.
Wasnt in the topic title, so doesnt count.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
04/07/24 11:37:36 AM
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All glory to tea!

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ironman2009
04/07/24 11:38:37 AM
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might be the easiest deal yet

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Choco
04/07/24 11:39:51 AM
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everyone is single and can't find a partner it'd get even worse without alcohol

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CassandraCroft
04/07/24 11:43:53 AM
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No deal. I need my morning Coffee and I need my juice and besides I would die of thirst before making any use of the money.

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TheFalseDeity
04/07/24 11:44:06 AM
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Soda would be a loss for me but i could go all in on energy drinks or smoothies i suppose. I dont drink coffee or alcohol so thats fine by me.

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SpawnShadow
04/07/24 11:45:00 AM
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Can I sacrifice the $50 million to not only remove the coffee, alcohol, and soda, but retroactively replace those substances' roles in society and history with marijuana? I think humanity might have ended up on a better path if more people were generally a bunch of chill potheads instead of violent or depressed drunks and jittery and anxious caffeine addicts.
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LeoRavus
04/07/24 11:49:15 AM
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I gave up alcohol. Rarely drink soda. Can take or leave coffee.

As long as no one knows about the deal I'll take it. Don't want some corporate goons offing or suing me for ruining their business.

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GrandConjuraton
04/07/24 11:54:17 AM
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Easy deal.

Other caffeine options exist.

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C_Pain
04/07/24 11:55:56 AM
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Of course. I don't drink coffee and I'd like to help everyone rid themselves of addiction.

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rexcrk
04/07/24 11:56:43 AM
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The deal-est of deals.

Coffee-addict culture is so annoying.

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stevo6452
04/07/24 11:56:47 AM
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I'd miss the odd latte, but I'd take the money.

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Tyranthraxus
04/07/24 11:58:12 AM
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I don't really know what it means to lose "soda" because all you do is blast carbon dioxide into water so are we also losing water and carbon dioxide?

Either way I take the deal. Either I get $50 million dollars or everyone dies and nothing matters anymore anyway.

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Bleuets
04/07/24 12:09:40 PM
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No deal, I need my cup of coffee before I start the day.
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Kurt_Russel
04/07/24 12:11:06 PM
#31:


Deal
I dont drink alcohol that often, and I could live without soda.
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wackyteen
04/07/24 12:12:21 PM
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Shadowblade posted...
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Ifrit
04/07/24 12:15:36 PM
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As a non-coffee drinker, I'm fine with this.

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Glob
04/07/24 12:26:34 PM
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I enjoy coffee, but I wouldnt really miss it at all.

Booze, I would miss. I could deal with life without it, but Id very much feel its absence.

I generally drink soda with booze or when Im hungover, so if booze was gone, I dont think Id miss soda all that much.

For 50 million dollars (Im assuming USD), Id do it.
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SpawnShadow
04/07/24 12:28:59 PM
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Kurt_Russel posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4ca66f1a.jpg
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Blbmbr666
04/07/24 12:33:00 PM
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Deal, because I can also abuse the stocks of any coffee/alcohol company in addition to this and like triple the money.

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FL81
04/07/24 12:35:39 PM
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Kurt_Russel posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4ca66f1a.jpg
damn, this hits hard

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Xatrion
04/07/24 12:36:16 PM
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Voted no, but then I realized I also love tea as well.

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Bass
04/07/24 12:36:40 PM
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Deal. The world would just have to deal. Unfortunately for them I couldn't care less about coffee.

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Azn_Psycho
04/07/24 12:38:02 PM
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Easily the money despite me enjoying what is lost.

I just want to see the world burn for a few days.

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MEGAsoldier
04/07/24 12:48:38 PM
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I do it for free honestly those people who make coffee their whole personality are annoying fuck em
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PraetorXyn
04/07/24 1:08:33 PM
#42:


Easy money. Coffee is for the weak and this would solve the worlds drug addiction. I dont drink that shit.

Edit: just saw the alcohol and soda part. Still easy money. I only drink soda if thats all there is besides water when I eat, as I hate drinking water with meals. But I would for $50m.

I rarely drink alcohol (only socially), so thats no big loss either.

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Slaya4
04/07/24 1:14:09 PM
#43:


50 million but turn the world back to the dark age? No thanks

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NightRender
04/07/24 1:35:27 PM
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Thought about this again. Does this kill all fish? Because no soda essentially means water cannot hold air.

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