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04/03/24 8:02:48 PM
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DementedDurian
04/03/24 10:27:35 PM
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I would do it because I still have a bit of a cannibalism fetish from playing Skyrim as a teenager.

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Irony
04/03/24 10:28:26 PM
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The cruelty is the best part though

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LonelyStoner
04/03/24 10:29:18 PM
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If I wanted the shakes I would go on a week-long bender.

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Umbreon
04/03/24 10:29:51 PM
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I'd imagine humans wouldn't taste good out of an evolutionary discouragement of cannibalism.

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jumi
04/03/24 10:30:11 PM
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Only if I knew it came from non-disgusting people.

Like (lab grown) Taylor Swift? Sure, I'll try that. Donald Trump? Fuck no.

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Kai_Laguna
04/03/24 10:30:13 PM
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No, the hunt is half the fun.
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Kai_Laguna
04/03/24 10:30:51 PM
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Umbreon posted...
I'd imagine humans wouldn't taste good out of an evolutionary discouragement of cannibalism.
You'd be wrong, we taste like pork.
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Torgo
04/03/24 10:31:55 PM
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Nope, there are other risks associated with consuming your own kind... ever hear of Mad Cow Disease?

Also... even without those risks: nope.

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LonelyStoner
04/03/24 10:32:09 PM
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Kai_Laguna posted...
You'd be wrong, we taste like pork.
I Dont think thats the point he was making

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jumi
04/03/24 10:33:06 PM
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Torgo posted...
Nope, there are other risks associated with consuming your own kind... ever hear of Mad Cow Disease?

Also... even without those risks: nope.

That's from prions which are mainly brain stuff. Don't eat brains.

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Torgo
04/03/24 10:37:58 PM
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jumi posted...
That's from prions which are mainly brain stuff. Don't eat brains.

Or...people in general. Don't eat people meat.

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Sufferedphoenix
04/03/24 10:46:14 PM
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This is one of those cases where I feel I'd need to be at that bridge before I know if I'd be willing to cross.

At the very least I think I'd need to see the process and know what they are serving me is indeed lab grown.

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Garioshi
04/04/24 12:34:45 AM
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Torgo posted...
Or...people in general. Don't eat people meat.
I don't think it's specifically people brains that do that

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Bass
04/04/24 12:36:27 AM
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Oh, I messed up reading this topic title. Didn't realize I was agreeing to eat "human" meat, lol. No, I have no interest in eating that.

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pegusus123456
04/04/24 12:37:26 AM
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Torgo posted...
Nope, there are other risks associated with consuming your own kind... ever hear of Mad Cow Disease?
I'm pretty sure cannibalism doesn't give you something like that on its own, it's that cannibalism helps spread diseases that normally wouldn't spread.

jumi posted...
Only if I knew it came from non-disgusting people.

Like (lab grown) Taylor Swift? Sure, I'll try that. Donald Trump? Fuck no.
You don't want a Taylor Swift, she's too thin. Donald Trump you're right about, he's too fat. You want a cut that's well-muscled with some fat on it.

You want a Shaquille O'Neal. You want the juicy Shaq meat.

Magic Johnson is an alternative, but you've got to have him well done or not at all.

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viewmaster_pi
04/04/24 12:38:35 AM
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long pig is long

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Rotterdammerung
04/04/24 12:42:20 AM
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I would absolutely try free-range human meat if it was completely ethically sourced.

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jumi
04/04/24 4:57:23 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I'm pretty sure cannibalism doesn't give you something like that on its own, it's that cannibalism helps spread diseases that normally wouldn't spread.

You don't want a Taylor Swift, she's too thin. Donald Trump you're right about, he's too fat. You want a cut that's well-muscled with some fat on it.

You want a Shaquille O'Neal. You want the juicy Shaq meat.

Magic Johnson is an alternative, but you've got to have him well done or not at all.

Shaq is too old. Slice me off a juicy slab of Tim Tebow!

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Baron_Ox
04/04/24 4:59:02 AM
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cruelty is the point

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Solid_Sonic
04/04/24 4:59:53 AM
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I only eat humans who weren't insulted for their weight.

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LouisCyphre6
04/04/24 5:00:56 AM
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... No.

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Zikten
04/04/24 5:18:59 AM
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hell no. The worst thing would be if I liked it. I don't want to find out.
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CassandraCroft
04/04/24 5:27:47 AM
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No I am not a freaking cannibal.

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Turbam
04/04/24 6:46:06 AM
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jumi posted...
Only if I knew it came from non-disgusting people.

Like (lab grown) Taylor Swift? Sure, I'll try that. Donald Trump? Fuck no.
Fat is flavor

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GranAures
04/04/24 7:05:30 AM
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Turbam posted...
Fat is flavor
There's fat for flavor and then there is nothing but fat.

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Sufferedphoenix
04/04/24 8:52:03 AM
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GranAures posted...
There's fat for flavor and then there is nothing but fat.

Yeah I like pork fat but there's gotta be some meat in the same bite

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party_animal07
04/04/24 8:58:17 AM
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No. It might end up tasting amazing and then Id need the real thing.

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Irony
04/04/24 8:59:04 AM
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party_animal07 posted...
No. It might end up tasting amazing and then Id need the real thing.
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BlueKat
04/04/24 9:00:16 AM
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A lot of closed minded peeps in this topic. Of course I'd try it

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LeCh0nk
04/04/24 9:04:08 AM
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Preeety sure humans get sick from eating humans.

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Irony
04/04/24 9:04:29 AM
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LeCh0nk posted...
Preeety sure humans get sick from eating humans.
Only if you eat the brain and spinal cord

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Sufferedphoenix
04/04/24 9:23:21 AM
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This does raise a question of legality. Cannibalism is illegal. Would it still be with it being synthetic?

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Myzery
04/04/24 9:41:27 AM
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Irony posted...
The cruelty is the best part though


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elizajanegirl
04/04/24 9:46:58 AM
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LonelyStoner posted...
If I wanted the shakes I would go on a week-long bender.


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Srk700
04/04/24 10:08:01 AM
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GranAures posted...
There's fat for flavor and then there is nothing but fat.

Not to mention that even cooking rotten meat doesn't save it from being rotten, and Trump meat would most definitely be rotten.
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Kai_Laguna
04/04/24 10:11:43 AM
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GranAures posted...
There's fat for flavor and then there is nothing but fat.
Lardo is pretty tasty.
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