Current Events > The funniest one-liner joke from Futurama?

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SilvosForever 04/03/24 3:49:50 PM #1:	"Why does Ross, the largest Friend, simply not eat the other five?" --- All your favorite RPGs: http://www.youtube.com/user/silvosforever http://i996.photobucket.com/albums/af84/silvosforever/funnygif.gif <cite>SilvosForever posted [p:979713306] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"Why does Ross, the largest Friend, simply not eat the other five?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/03/24 3:50:47 PM #3:	"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!" --- I have a signature now so shut up <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979713323] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 04/03/24 3:52:15 PM #4:	oh so its a little safer than skateboarding https://youtube.com/watch?v=yIS1EcC-7PE&pp=ygUiT2ggc28gaXRzIHNhZmVyIHRoYW4gc2thdGVib2FyZGluZw%3D%3D --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World born in this world crying, but die laughing. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:979713349] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>oh so its a little safer than skateboardinghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=yIS1EcC-7PE&pp=ygUiT2ggc28gaXRzIHNhZmVyIHRoYW4gc2thdGVib2FyZGluZw%3D%3D </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McMarbles 04/03/24 3:53:05 PM #5:	People said I was dumb, but I proved them! nods wisely --- Currently playing: Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. <cite>McMarbles posted [p:979713374] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>People said I was dumb, but I proved them! nods wisely </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 04/03/24 3:53:06 PM #6:	People told me I was dumb, but I proved them! --- She/Her <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:979713376] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>People told me I was dumb, but I proved them! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ranting__Nord 04/03/24 4:07:12 PM #7:	You're twice the "the" he ever was. --- I'll think of a sig later. <cite>Ranting__Nord posted [p:979713601] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>You're twice the "the" he ever was. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mach25687 04/03/24 4:08:10 PM #8:	Do a flip. --- Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php <cite>mach25687 posted [p:979713617] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Do a flip. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revisited 04/03/24 4:08:34 PM #9:	SilvosForever posted... "Why does Ross, the largest Friend, simply not eat the other five?" This line forever lives rent free in my head, I use it for everything <cite>Revisited posted [p:979713627] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>SilvosForever posted... </cite><quote>"Why does Ross, the largest Friend, simply not eat the other five?"</quote>This line forever lives rent free in my head, I use it for everything</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 04/03/24 4:12:43 PM #10:	Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:979713695] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 04/03/24 4:25:59 PM #12:	"My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish." --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:979713937] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 04/03/24 4:26:31 PM #13:	It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up. --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:979713949] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seaman_Prime 04/03/24 4:28:15 PM #14:	You know I was God once. Yes, you were doing good until everyone died. <cite>Seaman_Prime posted [p:979713978] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>You know I was God once.Yes, you were doing good until everyone died.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 04/03/24 4:31:24 PM #15:	"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel; that makes me feel angry!" --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:979714031] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel; that makes me feel angry!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bigpapaplut 04/03/24 4:32:08 PM #16:	The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Mwahahahaha!! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin! --- You're nearly a laugh but you're really a cry <cite>Bigpapaplut posted [p:979714041] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Mwahahahaha!! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Westernwolf4 04/03/24 4:33:11 PM #17:	You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry! --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. <cite>Westernwolf4 posted [p:979714053] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Westernwolf4 04/03/24 4:33:59 PM #18:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... "You can't just have your characters announce how they feel; that makes me feel angry!" We posted it at the same time! --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. <cite>Westernwolf4 posted [p:979714073] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>RchHomieQuanChi posted... </cite><quote>"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel; that makes me feel angry!"</quote>We posted it at the same time! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaldrenthebold 04/03/24 4:42:54 PM #19:	"My manweech!" gets me every time. "I could fit if I didn't have these stupid arms! rarnrarnrarn" --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:979714203] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"My manweech!" gets me every time."I could fit if I didn't have these stupid arms! rarnrarnrarn" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 04/03/24 4:43:35 PM #20:	"Filmed on Location" --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:979714209] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"Filmed on Location" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnicornRaline 04/03/24 4:44:34 PM #21:	AldousIsDead posted... Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? This is one I like the most. --- I'm a new Vtuber! Follow me over at https://www.twitch.tv/UnicornRaline Follow my twitter too! https://twitter.com/UnicornRaline <cite>UnicornRaline posted [p:979714225] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>AldousIsDead posted... </cite><quote>Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?</quote>This is one I like the most. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaldrenthebold 04/03/24 4:48:13 PM #22:	10010110101? What's it mean? Nothing, it's just gibberish. GASP 10101101001?!?! --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:979714288] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>10010110101?What's it mean?Nothing, it's just gibberish.GASP 10101101001?!?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 04/03/24 4:49:18 PM #23:	"Tell my wife I said 'Hello'." --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:979714307] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"Tell my wife I said 'Hello'." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 04/03/24 4:51:25 PM #24:	"Nobody drove in New York. There was too much traffic." --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:979714341] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"Nobody drove in New York. There was too much traffic." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaldrenthebold 04/03/24 4:51:30 PM #25:	King_Rial posted... "Tell my wife I said 'Hello'." Oh yes this one too. "All I know is my gut says maybe". --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:979714342] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>King_Rial posted... </cite><quote>"Tell my wife I said 'Hello'."</quote>Oh yes this one too."All I know is my gut says maybe". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/03/24 4:58:17 PM #26:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... "You can't just have your characters announce how they feel; that makes me feel angry!" Oh right, I forgot about this one. This is the best for sure. The text doesn't do it justice. The delivery, the body language, and the little human fists all worked together to make it something really magical. --- I have a signature now so shut up <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979714454] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>RchHomieQuanChi posted... </cite><quote>"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel; that makes me feel angry!"</quote>Oh right, I forgot about this one. This is the best for sure.The text doesn't do it justice. The delivery, the body language, and the little human fists all worked together to make it something really magical. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 04/03/24 5:03:58 PM #27:	If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:979714542] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 04/03/24 5:05:28 PM #28:	"Gumbercules? I love that guy!" --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:979714566] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"Gumbercules? I love that guy!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 04/03/24 5:09:17 PM #29:	Ah, she's built like a steakhouse but handles like a Bistro! --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch <cite>SwayM posted [p:979714632] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Ah, she's built like a steakhouse but handles like a Bistro! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 04/03/24 5:30:11 PM #30:	Get it? It's chlorine! --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:979714992] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote> Get it? It's chlorine! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 04/03/24 5:32:45 PM #31:	Wingus, Dingus, listen up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak02b9NIPUs --- Bees <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:979715033] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Wingus, Dingus, listen up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak02b9NIPUs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 04/03/24 5:34:21 PM #32:	King_Rial posted... "Tell my wife I said 'Hello'." Came in to say this one. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:979715060] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>King_Rial posted... </cite><quote>"Tell my wife I said 'Hello'."</quote>Came in to say this one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 04/03/24 5:39:01 PM #33:	Kaldrenthebold posted... Oh yes this one too. "All I know is my gut says maybe". "I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me." --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:979715125] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Kaldrenthebold posted... </cite><quote>Oh yes this one too."All I know is my gut says maybe".</quote>"I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Punished_Blinx 04/03/24 5:49:21 PM #34:	Your music is bad and you should feel bad! --- A Fallen Mascot <cite>Punished_Blinx posted [p:979715286] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Your music is bad and you should feel bad! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 04/03/24 5:51:41 PM #35:	"I am shocked, Shocked, well not that shocked." --- "Intelligence has no place in Politics" Londo, (Babylon Five) Best new show of 2023, One Piece live action. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:979715340] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"I am shocked, Shocked, well not that shocked." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RyoRaofin 04/03/24 5:54:17 PM #36:	Lower. Lower Too Low!!Loower --- #IStandWithPunk <cite>RyoRaofin posted [p:979715384] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Lower. Lower Too Low!!Loower </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Beany 04/03/24 5:59:17 PM #37:	Valentines Days coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again! --- "It's a simple question, Doctor: would you eat the Moon if it were made of ribs?" <cite>Beany posted [p:979715462] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Valentines Days coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_____Cait 04/03/24 6:10:25 PM #38:	This feels more like a B universe --- ORAS secret base: http://imgur.com/V9nAVrd 3DS friend code: 0173-1465-1236 <cite>_____Cait posted [p:979715648] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>This feels more like a B universe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 04/03/24 6:11:37 PM #39:	"I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead." --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:979715666] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaldrenthebold 04/03/24 6:15:54 PM #40:	I want to point out basically the entirety of the Amazonia episode is a quote. I love that episode the most of all. That and the fountain of youth one. "With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!" --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:979715735] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>I want to point out basically the entirety of the Amazonia episode is a quote. I love that episode the most of all. That and the fountain of youth one."With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobspacethespacecow 04/03/24 6:16:37 PM #41:	No good, full of steam! --- *BtCV* Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. <cite>bobspacethespacecow posted [p:979715747] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>No good, full of steam! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaldrenthebold 04/03/24 6:17:24 PM #42:	Scruffy will die the way he lived flips nudie mag page --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:979715758] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Scruffy will die the way he livedflips nudie mag page </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/03/24 6:20:18 PM #43:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... "You can't just have your characters announce how they feel; that makes me feel angry!" This is the winner But we can't forget "I'm gonna build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! You know what- forget the park!" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:979715801] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>RchHomieQuanChi posted... </cite><quote>"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel; that makes me feel angry!"</quote>This is the winnerBut we can't forget"I'm gonna build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! You know what- forget the park!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 04/03/24 6:51:15 PM #44:	Kaldrenthebold posted... I want to point out basically the entirety of the Amazonia episode is a quote. "Oh, God, you're killing me! Oh God, you're killing me !" --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:979716311] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Kaldrenthebold posted... </cite><quote>I want to point out basically the entirety of the Amazonia episode is a quote.</quote>"Oh, God, you're killing me! Oh God, you're killing me !" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 04/03/24 6:51:50 PM #45:	The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:979716318] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaldrenthebold 04/03/24 7:59:25 PM #46:	King_Rial posted... "Oh, God, you're killing me! Oh God, you're killing me !" I say this all the time --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:979717374] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>King_Rial posted... </cite><quote>"Oh, God, you're killing me! Oh God, you're killing me !"</quote>I say this all the time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThatGeminiGuy 04/03/24 8:07:15 PM #47:	"You win again, gravity!" --- "Life is not earned by begging. Life is earned through doing puzzles" - Mr. Puzzles <cite>ThatGeminiGuy posted [p:979717523] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"You win again, gravity!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaikyoStyle 04/03/24 8:15:21 PM #48:	Im having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures. --- Taxes, death, and trouble. Brunt/Gaila 2024. Make Ferenginar Great Again! <cite>SaikyoStyle posted [p:979717687] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Im having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 04/03/24 8:20:01 PM #49:	"Bender, honey, we love you." "Shut up, baby, I know it!" pimp struts out the door https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ZdJtJo4Ok --- PSN ID: Aristoph https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj5ydFYxnEODxpQeBswmiAA <cite>Aristoph posted [p:979717754] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"Bender, honey, we love you.""Shut up, baby, I know it!"pimp struts out the doorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ZdJtJo4Ok </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 04/03/24 8:20:35 PM #50:	"War were declared." --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:979717768] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"War were declared." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > The funniest one-liner joke from Futurama?