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LeoRavus
03/31/24 7:01:28 AM
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It's the classic vampire with all their strengths and weaknesses. Not the sparkly Twilight type.

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Vyrulisse
03/31/24 7:02:19 AM
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In a nanosecond.

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Ricemills
03/31/24 7:04:23 AM
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Only if it restored my youth.

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vycebrand2
03/31/24 7:08:44 AM
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I read Brian Lumley and all I can say if it's that? No way. Giant leeches who take a hold over your body.

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GeminiDeus
03/31/24 7:08:45 AM
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Naw man, it could end up like this.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/498507a6.jpg

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Waddlez
03/31/24 7:56:04 AM
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Probably

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The_Sock
03/31/24 8:00:02 AM
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Who would honestly wanna live forever? Immortality is a fate worse than death.


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EbonTitanium
03/31/24 8:01:06 AM
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Nope. Im not a night person.

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Ratchetrockon
03/31/24 8:03:01 AM
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Yes itd give me an excuse for being nocturnal

And maybe I can let people study me for free blood and housing omg that'd be dope

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The_Sock
03/31/24 8:04:14 AM
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Did I mention that when you do decide to kill yourself as a vampire youll spend the rest of eternity in hell?


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DuneMan
03/31/24 8:05:56 AM
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Especially when the end is only a sunrise away.

Of more concern would be whether there would be compulsions to 'obey your master' once turned. An eternity as an unwilling pawn...

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SydnieStarlight
03/31/24 8:19:16 AM
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The_Sock posted...
Immortality is a fate worse than death.
Is it, though, really? The only "proof" we have of this concept is fiction, since immortality isn't real. We don't know what happens after death. Heck, for all we know, death is just immortality but without the ability to move, speak, or act in any way. I know I'd sure take regular immortality over that.

I know we like to think the "curse of immortality" pervading fiction is the moral stance, but honestly? I'd love to live forever. There are so many things I want to do that I could never do them all in one lifetime. And I want to watch this world change and evolve. There are things I want to see happen that I know won't come about before the end of my natural lifespan.

...all that said, I dunno about being a vampire. It'd be nice to go out in daylight on occasion, and I really don't love the idea of drinking blood. I'd probably take it if I could sparkle, though~

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Kai_Laguna
03/31/24 8:20:42 AM
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Nah, I'd ather not be a zombie with delusions of grandeur.
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AldousIsDead
03/31/24 8:21:39 AM
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No, but if a Werewolf swung by offering the same I'd be sorely tempted.

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Chicken
03/31/24 8:22:42 AM
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only if there are monthly blood raves like in Blade

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pegusus123456
03/31/24 8:22:55 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
No, but if a Werewolf swung by offering the same I'd be sorely tempted.
I think the classic werewolf suffers a horrifically painful transformation into an uncontrollable murder monster once a month. You don't get the fun stuff like super strength, super senses, and the knotted dong.

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LeoRavus
03/31/24 8:24:17 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
No, but if a Werewolf swung by offering the same I'd be sorely tempted.

I might go for the Underworld werewolf. But the classic werewolf would suck since you have no idea what you're doing and you'd most likely end up hunted down.

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Kai_Laguna
03/31/24 8:29:41 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I think the classic werewolf suffers a horrifically painful transformation into an uncontrollable murder monster once a month. You don't get the fun stuff like super strength, super senses, and the knotted dong.
If you are going by classic rules a vampire is just a Hollywood style zombie that has obsessive compulsive disorder.
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AldousIsDead
03/31/24 8:34:29 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I think the classic werewolf suffers a horrifically painful transformation into an uncontrollable murder monster once a month. You don't get the fun stuff like super strength, super senses, and the knotted dong.

LeoRavus posted...
I might go for the Underworld werewolf. But the classic werewolf would suck since you have no idea what you're doing and you'd most likely end up hunted down.
Fair, fai...
pegusus123456 posted...
knotted dong.



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pegusus123456
03/31/24 8:37:09 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
I've seen the Teen Wolf fanfic, I know what the women and gays want

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AlveinFencer
03/31/24 8:43:27 AM
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Question: If I become a landlord, can I enter my tenants' houses uninvited since they're technically my houses?

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Cobra1010
03/31/24 8:48:21 AM
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Only if I get to be a daywalker like blade.

But I would prefer to be a normal person if it means that vampires don't exist cause I don't want them running the world in the background.

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ANort
03/31/24 8:50:51 AM
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Cobra1010 posted...
Only if I get to be a daywalker like blade.

But I would prefer to be a normal person if it means that vampires don't exist cause I don't want them running the world in the background.
I don't see how it could be any worse than the lizard people running our world have let it turn out.

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tripleh213
03/31/24 8:54:25 AM
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Yea why not

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AlveinFencer
03/31/24 9:03:37 AM
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ANort posted...
I don't see how it could be any worse than the lizard people running our world have let it turn out.
I've never understood the whole lizard people thing. They'd never get anything done in the winter, if that was true.

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PowerMan5000000
03/31/24 9:18:22 AM
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As someone who is deep into Call of the Night, I definitely would

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Irony
03/31/24 9:24:01 AM
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The_Sock posted...
Who would honestly wanna live forever? Immortality is a fate worse than death.
Just run outside in to the sun bro

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binomiocarmesi
03/31/24 10:07:58 AM
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Ricemills posted...
Only if it restored my youth.

Living young forever? Even if I am in my 40's?

I'm in!

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Karovorak
03/31/24 10:10:59 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
It's the classic vampire with all their strengths and weaknesses. Not the sparkly Twilight type.

I don't know.

That would be like immortality, eternal youth and other supernatural powers vs. no garlic bread anymore.

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Gwynevere
03/31/24 10:16:36 AM
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No garlic sounds heinous

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Srk700
03/31/24 10:33:55 AM
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Depends on the rules of feeding.

If I could get by on animal/fish blood? Then yeah, I'd be down for it.

If it has to be human blood though, I'd have to decline. I wouldn't want to have to risk ruining other people's lives just for me to be able to live/retain my sanity.
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Fluttershy
03/31/24 10:35:58 AM
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i'd like to live forever.

imagine everything and everyone you miss out on by being mortal. i really don't buy into the idea that it would be worse than dying.

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pnut027
03/31/24 10:37:05 AM
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nah

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Iodine
03/31/24 12:33:15 PM
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Not being able to go out in sunlight is super inconvenient.

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Kajagogo
03/31/24 12:33:37 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
In a nanosecond.


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03/31/24 3:02:49 PM
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Kai_Laguna
03/31/24 4:52:34 PM
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Iodine posted...
Not being able to go out in sunlight is super inconvenient.
If we're talking about actual classic vampires, not the Anne Rice/vtm type most posters are thinking about, sunlight, at best merely weakens them. Not destroys.
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Unsuprised_Pika
03/31/24 4:53:40 PM
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GeminiDeus posted...
Naw man, it could end up like this.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/498507a6.jpg

I mean at that point you can just walk into the sun and be done.

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ironman2009
03/31/24 4:54:11 PM
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fuck no, sounds awful.

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Roachmeat
03/31/24 5:03:16 PM
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'No'

I like garlic (on pizza), crucifixes, and sunlight. Probably not a fan of being nocturnal either even though Starfield has been putting me through the paces lately.

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UnholyMudcrab
03/31/24 5:04:55 PM
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Absolutely not

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kage_53
03/31/24 5:14:53 PM
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Can I be Dio or Straizo not Dracula?
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UnholyMudcrab
03/31/24 5:16:53 PM
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People are forgetting about the running water thing too. Say goodbye to ever being able to drive across a bridge again.

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Roachmeat
03/31/24 5:33:53 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
People are forgetting about the running water thing too.

I thought that was ghosts.

Vampires were the ones that have to be invited in first. I wish that was the lore for werewolves. Nope, you're not shedding on my carpet. Stay outside.

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Venixon
03/31/24 5:38:55 PM
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Nope I'm good.

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Havik
03/31/24 5:39:57 PM
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No. I like the sun.

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DrizztLink
03/31/24 5:39:59 PM
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Roachmeat posted...
I thought that was ghosts.

Vampires were the ones that have to be invited in first. I wish that was the lore for werewolves. Nope, you're not shedding on my carpet. Stay outside.
Traditional vamps can only cross running water in their coffin.

In EA Baldur's Gate 3 Astarion actually took (acid?) damage if he tried.

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