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DementedDurian 03/30/24 10:54:14 AM #1:	Have you? - Results (33 votes) Yes 87.88% (29 votes) 29 No 12.12% (4 votes) 4 I mean really invented a joke of your own. I'll show what I mean with one of mine. Q: Why did the mob boss send his goons to the auction house? A: ~~To do his bidding.~~ So have you? I can't be the only one... --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:979641333] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote> Have you? - Results (33 votes) Yes 87.88% (29 votes) 29 No 12.12% (4 votes) 4 Show Voting Form I mean really invented a joke of your own. I'll show what I mean with one of mine. Q: Why did the mob boss send his goons to the auction house?A: To do his bidding.So have you? I can't be the only one... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zwijn 03/30/24 10:55:28 AM #2:	Yeah I wrote my CV. <cite>Zwijn posted [p:979641353] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I wrote my CV.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 03/30/24 10:55:49 AM #3:	Zwijn posted... Yeah I wrote my CV. CV? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:979641359] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>Zwijn posted... </cite><quote>Yeah I wrote my CV.</quote>CV? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 03/30/24 11:10:22 AM #4:	DementedDurian posted... CV? Resume --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:979641557] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>DementedDurian posted... </cite><quote>CV?</quote>Resume </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 03/30/24 11:11:29 AM #5:	FolkenRawr posted... Resume I'm asking seriously. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:979641577] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>FolkenRawr posted... </cite><quote>Resume</quote>I'm asking seriously. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Naysaspace 03/30/24 11:13:25 AM #7:	Written Have you ever written a joke --- AMD is the best company in the history of computing! <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:979641607] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>WrittenHave you ever written a joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 03/30/24 11:13:28 AM #8:	DementedDurian posted... I'm asking seriously. Not sure if serious >_> --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:979641609] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>DementedDurian posted... </cite><quote>I'm asking seriously.</quote>Not sure if serious >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 03/30/24 11:42:52 AM #9:	I've got two and they're both lame but I still like them. Q: What did the mob boss rename the college he took over? A: ~~Whatsamatta U~~ Q: What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? A: ~~Nothing. String can't talk.~~ --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:979642031] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>I've got two and they're both lame but I still like them.Q: What did the mob boss rename the college he took over?A: Whatsamatta UQ: What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?A: Nothing. String can't talk. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 03/30/24 12:20:55 PM #10:	GeminiDeus posted... I've got two and they're both lame but I still like them. Q: What did the mob boss rename the college he took over? A: ~~Whatsamatta U~~ Q: What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? A: ~~Nothing. String can't talk.~~ I've heard the first one --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:979642602] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>GeminiDeus posted... </cite><quote>I've got two and they're both lame but I still like them.Q: What did the mob boss rename the college he took over?A: Whatsamatta UQ: What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?A: Nothing. String can't talk.</quote>I've heard the first one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/30/24 12:22:22 PM #11:	Yeah, I got a lot of things over on the PWB :V Warning, very funny Big Dawg bbygurl Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:979642623] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I got a lot of things over on the PWB:VWarning, very funnyBig DawgbbygurlTake a shower, hit the weights, get a clue </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GeminiDeus 03/30/24 12:29:52 PM #13:	FolkenRawr posted... I've heard the first one [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Well heck. Sure it's kind of a easy joke to make, and maybe it's been in my subconscious for decades if it was in Rocky & Bullwinkle. --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:979642738] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>FolkenRawr posted... </cite><quote>I've heard the first one</quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Well heck. Sure it's kind of a easy joke to make, and maybe it's been in my subconscious for decades if it was in Rocky & Bullwinkle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Puglia77 03/30/24 12:31:25 PM #14:	My life --- Proud Arceus of C.E.A.L. 3DS: 3926 5179 1229 IGN: ICanSnake (AS, Moon, UM, SW) \| Jon (X) Event List: http://bit.ly/2mVcn2Z Shiny List: http://bit.ly/2wdbxU7 <cite>Puglia77 posted [p:979642759] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>My life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Justin2Krelian 03/30/24 12:36:27 PM #15:	DementedDurian posted... I'm asking seriously. In a way he gave you your answer --- -J2K Currently Streaming: The Chosen, Monarch, From, Evil, True Detective, Barry <cite>Justin2Krelian posted [p:979642817] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>DementedDurian posted... </cite><quote>I'm asking seriously.</quote>In a way he gave you your answer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth_C_Ryu 03/30/24 12:42:00 PM #16:	Likely. Wouldn't know which one or ones they are though. --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted [p:979642890] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>Likely. Wouldn't know which one or ones they are though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MartavisBryant 03/30/24 12:42:16 PM #17:	I invented not jokes ~~...NOT~~ --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong <cite>MartavisBryant posted [p:979642895] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>I invented not jokes...NOT </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toreysback 03/30/24 12:45:03 PM #18:	i started a joke which started the whole world crying i just couldn't see that the joke was on me --- you went away and my heart went with you i say your name with my every breath <cite>toreysback posted [p:979642930] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>i started a jokewhich started the whole world cryingi just couldn't seethat the joke was on me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth_C_Ryu 04/01/24 11:35:30 AM #19:	Seems like a good day to bump this one. --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted [p:979674962] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>Seems like a good day to bump this one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Karovorak 04/01/24 11:38:49 AM #20:	Only typical insider jokes that were made on the fly (mostly drunk), but are still funny to remember decades later, for the people who were there. --- Planning is the process of replacing chance with error. <cite>Karovorak posted [p:979675010] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>Only typical insider jokes that were made on the fly (mostly drunk), but are still funny to remember decades later, for the people who were there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 04/01/24 11:44:33 AM #21:	I am one. --- "I will die of cancer before I let another dude finger my a******." - ZeroX91 <cite>Killmonger posted [p:979675093] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>I am one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JKwaffle 04/01/24 11:45:06 AM #22:	Yeah, back in college I did stand up a couple times and wrote my own material. --- - The user formerly known as WafflehouseJK <cite>JKwaffle posted [p:979675101] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, back in college I did stand up a couple times and wrote my own material. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stevo6452 04/01/24 4:38:12 PM #23:	I posted this on the nonstop gaming board 11 years ago. I came up with all the jokes myself. Let me know if you think they stand. "Around a year ago IGN UK launched a competition to win a 3DS, by coming up with some Mario jokes. I managed to come up with 15 jokes over the space of two days, and was so confident I was going to win, that I started browsing and adding 3DS games to my basket on Amazon. Of course, turns out I didn't win, some other goon did, with, may I add, vastly inferior material. Anyway, a year has passed, and I have decided to share my comic material with the world. Please let me know whether you think I'm a budding comic genius, or... well... not, and bear in mind I came up with all these jokes myself... Whats the quickest way for Mario to send himself down rainbow road? Eating lots of mushrooms What's Marios favourite budget holiday destination? Cheep cheep island As Mario races behind the princess, what does he think? Wow, what a Peach! Why was Mario afraid to hit on the hot bikini girl? Because he was on shy guy beach Why could yoshi not hit the opponent in front of him? Because he was a Wiggler Why did Luigi have a better Kart then Mario? Because Mario didn't want to SHELL out for a new one (sorry) Why did Bowser Move all his stuff to Dinosaur Land? Because there wasn't mushroom in his old kingdom Why did Mario hit on peach? Because he wasnt a shy guy How did Mario escape from handcuffs? He used a chain chomp Why did Mario not like his frog suit? He prefered toads... Why does Donkey Kong not like Icing or sprinkles on his donuts? He prefers Donut Plains Whats Marios favorite chat up line? Toot my whistle and Ill take you off to a far away land What did Mario do when his TV wasn't working? He gave it a thwomp What did Mario say when he pulled a birdo? Eggscellent! (birdos fire eggs) After Bowser was defeated by Mario, how did he help Princess Daisy climb a beanstalk? Because he was pushing up Daisys" --- You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks. <cite>stevo6452 posted [p:979679488] in Have you e... [t:80734537]...</cite> <quote>I posted this on the nonstop gaming board 11 years ago. I came up with all the jokes myself. Let me know if you think they stand."Around a year ago IGN UK launched a competition to win a 3DS, by coming up with some Mario jokes. I managed to come up with 15 jokes over the space of two days, and was so confident I was going to win, that I started browsing and adding 3DS games to my basket on Amazon. Of course, turns out I didn't win, some other goon did, with, may I add, vastly inferior material. Anyway, a year has passed, and I have decided to share my comic material with the world. Please let me know whether you think I'm a budding comic genius, or... well... not, and bear in mind I came up with all these jokes myself...Whats the quickest way for Mario to send himself down rainbow road?Eating lots of mushroomsWhat's Marios favourite budget holiday destination?Cheep cheep islandAs Mario races behind the princess, what does he think?Wow, what a Peach!Why was Mario afraid to hit on the hot bikini girl?Because he was on shy guy beachWhy could yoshi not hit the opponent in front of him?Because he was a WigglerWhy did Luigi have a better Kart then Mario?Because Mario didn't want to SHELL out for a new one (sorry)Why did Bowser Move all his stuff to Dinosaur Land?Because there wasn't mushroom in his old kingdomWhy did Mario hit on peach?Because he wasnt a shy guyHow did Mario escape from handcuffs?He used a chain chompWhy did Mario not like his frog suit?He prefered toads...Why does Donkey Kong not like Icing or sprinkles on his donuts?He prefers Donut PlainsWhats Marios favorite chat up line?Toot my whistle and Ill take you off to a far away landWhat did Mario do when his TV wasn't working?He gave it a thwompWhat did Mario say when he pulled a birdo?Eggscellent! (birdos fire eggs)After Bowser was defeated by Mario, how did he help Princess Daisy climb a beanstalk?Because he was pushing up Daisys" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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