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God_of_6strings
03/30/24 3:44:10 AM
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Someone from GTAIV?
Fallout New Vegas?
A Goomba from Super Mario bros?
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Crimsoness
03/30/24 3:55:29 AM
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Algus from Final Fantasy Tactics

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KajeI
03/30/24 3:56:40 AM
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I have no idea why but I loved killing every single Erdtree Avatar in Elden Ring. I'd see one in a late game area and unironically pop off.

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ViewtifulJoe
03/30/24 3:57:58 AM
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Metal Face from Xenoblade 1. And don't give me that one technicality because what ultimately happens is still good enough.

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Bokothechoco2
03/30/24 4:18:21 AM
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Crimsoness posted...
Algus from Final Fantasy Tactics
Damn, yeah. That guy was the biggest shitbag.
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super_felicia
03/30/24 4:20:24 AM
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Zephia engage

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Hambo
03/30/24 5:06:57 AM
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Primrose's first boss in Octopath Traveler. Dude is a super shitty, smug scumbag and he's the only boss in Primrose's revenge quest that feels really good to kill and isn't dragged down by her moral crisis.

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BTH_Phoenix
04/01/24 9:17:59 AM
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that blobby steamroller dude from pikmin

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IronChef_Kirby
04/01/24 9:19:55 AM
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Flowey in Undertale

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masterpug53
04/01/24 9:26:34 AM
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Getting to beat the shit of Wind Waker's Helmaroc King with a comically-oversized hammer after being antagonized by that jackass for the first half of the game is one of my favorite gaming beatdowns.

Also the bit in Hollow Knight where you get to wail on Radiance after finally winning the fight proper made all the frustration worthwhile.

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crayola555
04/01/24 9:26:43 AM
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Father Owl in Sekiro, because he killed me like 50 something times before

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ZevLoveDOOM
04/01/24 9:27:32 AM
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recently it was Kazuma Kyriu on Yakuza Like A Dragon.
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Dakimakura
04/01/24 9:28:20 AM
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Pikachu

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Xenogears15
04/01/24 9:32:56 AM
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Crimsoness posted...
Algus from Final Fantasy Tactics


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_____Cait
04/01/24 9:44:08 AM
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Luca Blight from Suikoden 2

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bluezero
04/01/24 9:45:04 AM
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Crimsoness posted...
Algus from Final Fantasy Tactics
Truth

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Dalthine
04/01/24 9:50:44 AM
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Zenos <whatever> Galvus. Drags the entire story down around him.

Hopefully he fucking stays dead this time.
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Tyranthraxus
04/01/24 10:03:23 AM
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Basically all the bosses in primrose story in octopath traveler. I was worried they were going to pull some "killing you won't fix anything" bullshit.

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Xenogears15
04/01/24 10:32:33 AM
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_____Cait posted...
Luca Blight from Suikoden 2

Oh, I completely forgot about this cesspool of a person. Them, too.

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DementedDurian
04/01/24 12:05:07 PM
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That racist guy in Skyrim's Falkreath. He's only is nice to you if you're a Nord and his brother isn't too keen on his behavior either.

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ItsNotA2Mer
04/01/24 12:08:10 PM
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Sephiroth in original FF7.

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dancing_cactuar
04/01/24 12:12:10 PM
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The bugs in EDF and Helldivers.

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creativerealms
04/01/24 12:18:43 PM
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The Renan lords in Tales of Arise, except Dohalim the token good member of that group. I am still playing the game, just got to Thistlym, so far the game has done a good job making each lord more terrible than the last.

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rexcrk
04/01/24 12:35:04 PM
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Final Metroid Dread boss kicked my ass for about two hours so Im looking forward to giving it another shot after getting all the upgrades.

Fuck that guy.

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Jabodie
04/01/24 12:36:22 PM
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All enemies in TLoU2

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Umbreon
04/01/24 12:54:46 PM
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Sonia in Fire Emblem 7. Especially if you grind up Nino enough to do the job. Of course, there's satisfaction in having a certain (normally silent) someone take their revenge.

Jaffar: Here I come.

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Ifrit
04/01/24 12:56:37 PM
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Micah Bell in RDR2. Say Black Lung one more time motherfucker, say it. I dare you.

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/01/24 12:57:03 PM
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You don't actually kill him, but Eric Sparrow.

****TONY HAWK'S UNDERGROUND SPOILERS FOLLOW****

At the end of Tony Hawk's Underground, he challenges you to one last ride around your hometown, with the winner taking the tape.

What tape, you ask? Well, it all began in a small town in New Jersey, where you and Eric "sack of shit" Sparrow grew up and somehow managed to become friends. At that point, Eric was already an asshole, of course, but so far he was one who just had never been in the right position for his sleeze to be more than a mild nuisance. But he would soon get his chance.

See, Eric Sparrow doesn't want to be the best. He doesn't really even want to be good. He just wants to be better than you for no reason other than that he's a bastard-ass cockroach and you were just the only human on Earth born with the superpower of being able to put up with his shit enough to form any kind of relationship with the guy. You must have been bitten by a radioactive maggot in you sleep one night. Who the hell knows.

Whatever the reason, you cared. That was your sin.

So the easiest way Eric "if I can't have nice things, neither can you" Sparrow found to be better than you was simply to trip you up every step of the way. The little buttwipe gets you chased out of town when you get your big chance, gets you arrested, "forgets" to sign you up for the Am contest, and I must've just blocked out whatever the hell else, all because he wants you to fail at life. And like an idiot, you keep forgiving him.

Enter the tape. By simply being better at winning than Eric "Pissing Contest World Champ" Sparrow is at making you fail, you have astonishingly managed to get signed on with the same team as him, which decided to go to Hawaii to film the coolest/best video ever, and because you never learn from your mistakes, you give Eric "Please Kick Me in the Balls" Sparrow the camera while you film some crazy roof to roof stuff that you should really be put on suicide watch for.

Afraid of having to one-up you, Eric "Crapmaster" Sparrow attempts to talk you out of it, pretending he cares about your safety, when the cops show up in a helicopter because they should because you're about to get yourself killed. But you, master of all things extremely hardcore, instead decide to make the helicopter an even more over the to part of the stunt.

You pull it off, because otherwise the ending would be Eric "Bite the Hand that Feeds" Sparrow pissing on your grave, leaving Eric "King of the Buttmunches" Sparrow in possession of the tape that you risked your life doing the stupidest yet coolest shit you could come up with to make. And he loses it. Eric the hell Sparrow loses the tape. And he copies some of your less-impressive-but-still-amazing tricks to submit for the video, blowing everyone away. Because, let's face it, Eric "Petty Ass Hat" Sparrow may not have ambitions to be good, but can evidently do it if he just has no other choice.

After getting you arrested again, this time in freaking Russia, Eric "Pain in the Ass is an Understatement" Sparrow rides the fame he stole from you to the top of the charts, with all the money and prestige that comes with it, and you sorta give up on the 'biz because as long as Eric "na na na na boo boo" Sparrow is there it's just destined to not be any fun, so you head home to Jersey and decide to just skate around, prompting literally every pro who signed an agreement with Neversoft to come knocking at your door to sign up for your new team.

But even then, Eric "Less Pleasant than Hemorrhoids" Sparrow shows up just to be a pain in the ass and let you know he won, finally inciting you to anger by presenting the tape, which he had all along.

Which brings us to the present. He challenges you to the contest, you accept, this is of course the game's final challenge, so you predictably kick his ass, you walk away with the tape while Eric "Being of Inconceivable Malice" kicks and screams in defeat.

It's a... kind of satisfying ending, I guess.

But on the second playthrough, while Eric "I Dashed Ya" Sparrow is inches away from your face, taunting you and trying to get you to accept his ultimate challenge, the cutscene instead ends with you wordlessly punching him right in his shit-eating-grin and walking away with the tape. You don't even have to do the final challenge. And it's WONDERFUL.

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TotallyNotAGirl
04/01/24 12:58:24 PM
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Vile with the Haduken in Megaman X.

I was all like "Get tf outta here"

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archizzy
04/01/24 1:02:25 PM
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Definitely a certain character in Red Dead Redemption II. If you have played to completion you know the one.

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Cheater87
04/01/24 1:07:16 PM
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Wolfenstein.

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InTheEyesOfFire
04/01/24 1:20:38 PM
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Hitler in Wolf3D

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Tyranthraxus
04/01/24 1:41:30 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


The best part is you get to kill him twice

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TMOG
04/01/24 1:42:27 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Algus from Final Fantasy Tactics
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modena
04/01/24 1:42:45 PM
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Ifrit posted...
Micah Bell in RDR2. Say Black Lung one more time motherfucker, say it. I dare you.
Definitely this.

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04/01/24 2:02:59 PM
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SamsungGearS2
04/01/24 2:22:33 PM
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Any time I had those suit of armor guys in watch dogs I was biding my time

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masterpug53
04/01/24 4:14:09 PM
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I think the thing that finally gave Tactics Ogre Reborn the edge over FF Tactics for me personally was not only getting to see that weaselly self-righteous little shit Vyce actually pay for his crimes and get executed in the Chaotic path, but having the satisfaction of re-killing his tortured reanimated zombie while saving Cressida.

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MrFingers07
04/01/24 4:18:30 PM
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You don't kill them but that teacher in Persona 5, was satisfying snatching their soul

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Xenogears15
04/01/24 4:21:03 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
I think the thing that finally gave Tactics Ogre Reborn the edge over FF Tactics for me personally was not only getting to see that weaselly self-righteous little shit Vyce actually pay for his crimes and get executed in the Chaotic path, but having the satisfaction of re-killing his tortured reanimated zombie while saving Cressida.

The fact that the only ending that's a good one is the Law ending where a certain someone survives really irks me to this day. Fucking Lodis, always fucking shit up, man.

Chaos was such a satisfying path to take, but Law was much more...nuanced, shall we say.

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Tyranthraxus
04/01/24 4:22:38 PM
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Xenogears15 posted...
The fact that the only ending that's a good one is the Law ending where a certain someone survives really irks me to this day. Fucking Lodis, always fucking shit up, man.

Chaos was such a satisfying path to take, but Law was much more...nuanced, shall we say.

The beginning of the law path sucks and I hate that it's also the only way to recruit that one character.

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Bass
04/01/24 4:24:10 PM
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rexcrk posted...
Final Metroid Dread boss kicked my ass for about two hours so Im looking forward to giving it another shot after getting all the upgrades.

Fuck that guy.
Yup, that one felt good to beat. He's a major pain in the ass.

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DrizztLink
04/01/24 4:32:32 PM
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Sleeping Dogs has a bunch.

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Xenogears15
04/01/24 4:33:32 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
The beginning of the law path sucks and I hate that it's also the only way to recruit that one character.

Ravness is just so bae, tho (also she's really strong, especiallyas a White Knight)

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pjnelson
04/01/24 4:34:13 PM
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Micah Bell in Red Dead Redemption 2

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Cemith
04/01/24 4:40:03 PM
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Definitely Gortash in Baldur's Gate 3.

Smarmy little shit had it coming.

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Horith
04/01/24 5:04:30 PM
#48:


Izuka and Lekain from Fire Emblem Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn

Absolute scumbags, the both of them. Different reasons entirely of course, but I greatly enjoy using different characters to kill both of them because so many people have reasons to be the ones to do them in.
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Garlands_Soul
04/01/24 5:11:53 PM
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Crazy prince guy from The Last Story. Cannot remember his name

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KFHEWUI
04/01/24 5:13:17 PM
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Deathshead from Wolfenstein: The New Order

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