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Rosstin316
03/28/24 11:41:29 AM
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Deal?

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Kai_Laguna
03/28/24 11:42:42 AM
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What if she's been dead for decades?
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Rosstin316
03/28/24 11:43:00 AM
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Kai_Laguna posted...
What if she's been dead for decades?

Gonna need a lot of lube.

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Turducken
03/28/24 11:43:02 AM
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Free proof that I did in fact bang my number 1 hot celebrity crush? When no one would believe me otherwise? What's the downside?

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Rosstin316
03/28/24 11:45:15 AM
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Well depending on your skill level, all your friends, family and co-workers might see you all like Fuck just give me a minute, I swear this never happens! or Wait wait wait STOP STOP STOPfuck. Sorry. Can we try again once I recover?

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super_felicia
03/28/24 11:46:49 AM
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I dont have any celebrity sexual crush

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Dungeater
03/28/24 11:47:52 AM
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super_felicia posted...
I dont have any celebrity sexual crush
this, i dont really tend to crush much period

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Myzery
03/28/24 1:36:38 PM
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you could live stream it directly into the brains of everyone on earth for all i care.

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Westernwolf4
03/28/24 1:40:45 PM
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Turducken posted...
Free proof that I did in fact bang my number 1 hot celebrity crush? When no one would believe me otherwise? What's the downside?


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KainWind
03/28/24 1:41:54 PM
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This would be worse for her than me.

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reincarnator07
03/28/24 2:03:08 PM
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I get to bang my celebrity crush AND have irrefutable proof that I banged her?

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W_S_C_M
03/28/24 2:06:48 PM
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Not gonna post since I never win

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ClayGuida
03/28/24 2:12:36 PM
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Is this gonna be for everyone or just me. Cause if there's porn of every famous celebrity out there, I think we'd all be desensitized to it.

Like imagine how tired Jessica Alba would be with smashing tens of millions of dudes in the matter of weeks or months.

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RAAAWWWRRR
03/28/24 2:16:18 PM
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Yes.. it's gonna be the hottest sex tape in the whole dam world...

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JlM
03/28/24 2:17:03 PM
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If Emma Stone pretends that I made her cum she gets her third Oscar.

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