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03/26/24 5:02:48 PM
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lilORANG
03/26/24 5:41:13 PM
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https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/26/trump-selling-60-god-bless-the-usa-bibles-with-lee-greenwood.html


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Guide
03/26/24 5:42:32 PM
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That seems like the opposite of what Jesus would do.

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DrizztLink
03/26/24 5:43:03 PM
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Guide posted...
That seems like the opposite of what Jesus would do.
He actually had words about exactly this.

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GeminiDeus
03/26/24 5:43:06 PM
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Are they edited to have a bunch of shit in there about the USA and freedom and Trump being hand-picked by God himself?

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MabusIncarnate
03/26/24 5:44:17 PM
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On the 8th day Jesus created the Trumps or some shit.

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CobraGT
03/26/24 5:45:27 PM
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God Bless the U.S.A. Bible"

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LinkDaLunatic
03/26/24 5:46:11 PM
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Is it only available at the Sharper Image? I could pick one up along with some Trump Steaks on my way to throw them in the dumpster along with myself and then set it on fire.

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Shotgunnova
03/26/24 5:47:43 PM
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lmao

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TomClark
03/26/24 5:48:25 PM
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I feel like Jesus was pretty explicit about this sort of thing.

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Turbam
03/26/24 5:49:08 PM
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I gotta think of something stupid that people would want to buy

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SSJKirby
03/26/24 5:49:14 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
He actually had words about exactly this.
There's a famous painting of him trashing a temple because of this

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thronedfire2
03/26/24 5:50:00 PM
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Guide posted...
That seems like the opposite of what Jesus would do.

you mean it sounds like something the Antichrist would do?

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deoxxys
03/26/24 5:50:09 PM
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No pictures? How are we supposed to know if they are worth $60? Good Bibles have like leatherbacks and those really silky pages in the pretty silvery ink on the outside of the pages.

Since it's a celebrity promotion it probably is not worth

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Guide
03/26/24 5:50:26 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
you mean it sounds like something the Antichrist would do?

The Antichrist is supposed to be smart, though.

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mustachedmystic
03/26/24 5:52:16 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
He actually had words about exactly this.
You can say that of most everything Republicans do.

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LinkDaLunatic
03/26/24 5:54:13 PM
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Guide posted...
The Antichrist is supposed to be smart, though.
well, what if playing a racist, sexist senile moron is part of his plan? it certainly has had an effect on people

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Heineken14
03/26/24 5:54:41 PM
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Guide posted...
That seems like the opposite of what Jesus would do.

But Jesus was a Woke lib cuck who washed dpeoples feet!

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DrizztLink
03/26/24 5:59:05 PM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
well, what if playing a racist, sexist senile moron is part of his plan? it certainly has had an effect on people
Yeah, he only needs to be smart enough to trick his targets, and his targets can by and large be tricked by putting a blanket over their cage and letting them scream themselves to sleep.

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the_real_Naruto
03/26/24 6:05:07 PM
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Guide posted...
The Antichrist is supposed to be smart, though.

Considering how much he's achieved in destroying America's political structure, are you telling me that its not going according to the plan of this 'antichrist'?

Also, I love how people still believe there's an antichrist. 666 isn't the devil and antichrist is not about a singular person but is plural. Its all superstition like Japan not having a number 4 floor in their buildings.

Either way, I don't think he has to be extremely intelligent, just manipulative enough to create a cult and influence enough powerful people that he could get away with it.

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ScazarMeltex
03/26/24 6:10:23 PM
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And his moron followers will buy them up despite it flying in the face of everything Jesus taught.

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PissedOffMonk
03/26/24 6:11:21 PM
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These bibles must be used for possession rituals instead of exorcisms.

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LeoRavus
03/26/24 6:12:05 PM
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It also includes the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance, the site says.

Good lord.

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Sandalorn
03/26/24 6:12:13 PM
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Evangelicals lining up already to buy this sacrilege.
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Starks
03/26/24 6:13:35 PM
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Next week it'll be $60 paperbacks of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.

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SauI_Goodman
03/26/24 6:13:51 PM
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Why get them from trump when you can get them for free from that one dude. I don't know if there's a catch or not.

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Fenriswolf
03/26/24 6:20:49 PM
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Guide posted...
That seems like the opposite of what Jesus would do.

Pretty much everything Evangelicals and Christian nationalists promote nowadays would make Jesus roll in his grave. Especially the televangelists who promote the prosperity gospel nonsense and claim that everything is "God's will", so when you send your life savings to him so he could buy private jets, while the family across the street is facing eviction, it's simply God's will.

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thronedfire2
03/26/24 6:28:11 PM
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the_real_Naruto posted...
Considering how much he's achieved in destroying America's political structure, are you telling me that its not going according to the plan of this 'antichrist'?

Also, I love how people still believe there's an antichrist. 666 isn't the devil and antichrist is not about a singular person but is plural. Its all superstition like Japan not having a number 4 floor in their buildings.

Either way, I don't think he has to be extremely intelligent, just manipulative enough to create a cult and influence enough powerful people that he could get away with it.

Im not even religious

hes just the literal opposite of Jesus


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SiO4
03/26/24 6:31:58 PM
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Will it be Baptised in Tear gas?

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divot1338
03/26/24 6:47:52 PM
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Truly he is the king of kings.

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Unsuprised_Pika
03/26/24 6:51:35 PM
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"Its my favorite book. Its a lot of peoples favorite book, he added."

I thought his favorite was Art of the Grift...I mean deal. Or Mein Kampf

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Dakimakura
03/26/24 6:54:20 PM
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Buy two of these and attach them to your feet then you got yourself a cheap pair of Trump shoes.

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UnholyMudcrab
03/26/24 6:56:05 PM
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Jesus is gonna come back to personally bitch slap anyone who buys one

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Solar_Crimson
03/26/24 6:56:44 PM
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Guide posted...
That seems like the opposite of what Jesus would do.
Since when did American conservatives care about what Jesus would actually do?

Sandalorn posted...
Evangelicals lining up already to buy this sacrilege.
And they still won't read it.

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Jagr_68
03/26/24 6:57:52 PM
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Guide posted...
That seems like the opposite of what Jesus would do.

Fuck Jesus, there is only Donald.

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wanderingshade
03/26/24 6:58:40 PM
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There's probably someone out there with a Trump Bible, Trump Shoes, and a Trumpy Bear and I want to hear him talk for 10 minutes about whatever is on his mind. It's probably fascinating being him.

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Kim_Seong-a
03/26/24 7:00:57 PM
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I could believe there are editions of the Bible worth a 60 dollar price tag. But this is Trump, so he probably just collected a bunch of Gideons from his hotels and put on a Trump slip cover >_>

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wanderingshade
03/26/24 7:02:24 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
I could believe there are editions of the Bible worth a 60 dollar price tag. But this is Trump, so he probably just collected a bunch of Gideons from his hotels and put on a Trump slip cover >_>

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room only to find Trumpies Bible.

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Xatrion
03/26/24 7:02:56 PM
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Man, that is an expensive coaster. Or door stop. Or paperweight.

Turmp slurpers can't even read. Not that they would.

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LonelyStoner
03/26/24 7:04:35 PM
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Who the fuck is Lee Brentwood?

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Dakimakura
03/26/24 7:04:58 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Man, that is an expensive coaster. Or door stop. Or paperweight.

Turmp slurpers can't even read. Not that they would.

They need it to hold while persecuting gay people

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MagnusDJL
03/26/24 7:05:34 PM
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Is this just the bible but with a gold cover and a newly added story about how Trump and Jesus became the bestest of friends?
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CRON
03/26/24 7:05:44 PM
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This literally the subplot to a Trailer Park Boys episode

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Tora_Sami
03/26/24 7:09:59 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
I could believe there are editions of the Bible worth a 60 dollar price tag. But this is Trump, so he probably just collected a bunch of Gideons from his hotels and put on a Trump slip cover >_>

Jeebus criminy that probably is why he is doing this. He has to take his hotels down, so he is repurposing some of the stuff in them. I would bet money this is actually why he started doing this. Or at least something close to it.

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Umbreon
03/26/24 7:10:02 PM
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I'm wondering how edited this is going to be?

It claims to be based off the King James version, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was some fuckey afoot.

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LonelyStoner
03/26/24 7:11:46 PM
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Umbreon posted...
I'm wondering how edited this is going to be?

It claims to be based off the King James version, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was some fuckey afoot.
I wouldnt be surprised if he omits Jesus entirely in these worthless doorstops.

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EPR-radar
03/26/24 7:29:39 PM
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LonelyStoner posted...
I wouldnt be surprised if he omits Jesus entirely in these worthless doorstops.
Some possible book titles for this farce:

"The Book of the Great Deal"

"The Book of God-Emperor Trump"

"The Book of God-Emperor Trump's yard-long ****"

"The Book of How Money is God"

"The Book of How Jesus is a Woke Lib**** Cuck"

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Sheiky-Baby
03/26/24 7:32:09 PM
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Comes with a 50 cents off for a 2-Liter Diet Coke coupon

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bkilla
03/26/24 7:35:40 PM
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I love it. Take them for all of their money.

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