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teep_
03/25/24 3:27:03 PM
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A Texas man has legally changed his name to Literally Anybody Else and announced he is running for US president in the 2024 election.

Formerly known as Dustin Ebey, the 35-year-old is a US army veteran and seventh-grade math teacher in the suburbs of Dallas, and now has a Texas drivers license to prove his name change.

He said he wanted to change his name because he was unsatisfied with this years presidential candidates, Joe Biden and Donald Trump.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/25/texas-name-change-election-candidate


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UnfairRepresent
03/25/24 3:28:47 PM
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In Australia, voting is mandatory and as a result you get tons of shit like this from people fucking about

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Bandit_Keith
03/25/24 3:29:10 PM
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I'd love for him to pick up a non-insignificant amount of votes.

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Voidgolem
03/25/24 3:29:27 PM
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okay but what are his policies

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SauI_Goodman
03/25/24 3:29:41 PM
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This man is me! Holy crap this guy is awesome.

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divot1338
03/25/24 3:37:45 PM
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Imagine a guy who doesnt understand the concept of 50-50 teaching your kids math.

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Heineken14
03/25/24 3:40:25 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Imagine a guy who doesnt understand the concept of 50-50 teaching your kids math.

Guess the only thing worse would be like, a US government teacher or something.

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Phantom_Nook
03/25/24 4:10:36 PM
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He should have changed his name to Trash Boat. Then I'd vote for him.

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teep_
03/25/24 10:32:39 PM
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Up

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Tyranthraxus
03/25/24 10:39:50 PM
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People can get joke name changes like Literally Anybody Else and Optimus Prime but trans people have to jump through 17 flaming hoops over a vat of acid to change their first name from Andrew to Emily

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Bandit_Keith
03/26/24 6:50:25 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
People can get joke name changes like Literally Anybody Else and Optimus Prime but trans people have to jump through 17 flaming hoops over a vat of acid to change their first name from Andrew to Emily
It's not the name change that they have to fight for. It's the changing of gender that has been the issue.

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