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Cocytus
03/25/24 2:22:15 PM
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Did you need to go get some cleansers?

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/25/24 2:26:56 PM
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Don't do drugs, people.
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itachi15243
03/25/24 2:28:46 PM
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I have a medical condition that makes me drink a ton of water, so my urine is so naturally diluted to the point where I've done stuff and come up clean for it the little next day.

Not exactly something I'd want to rely on, but unless that one or two times was either a miracle or some crazy situation where they didn't test for what I might had done. >.>

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Dakimakura
03/25/24 2:29:36 PM
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I have never taken a drug test or a drug.

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trappedunderice
03/25/24 2:30:21 PM
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Judge me by the quality of my work not by the quality of my piss
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PoopPotato
03/25/24 2:30:24 PM
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I no longe... I mean I have never partook in illegal substances

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Starks
03/25/24 2:31:09 PM
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*confused in NY*

What's a drug test?

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Gamespoht
03/25/24 2:32:58 PM
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Nah, the first one was a hair test and mary j stays in that shit for months which I had no idea

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DementedDurian
03/25/24 2:41:54 PM
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No.

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Zwijn
03/25/24 2:42:40 PM
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Never had to take a drug test. Did my fair share of them.
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ssb_yunglink2
03/25/24 2:50:12 PM
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Gamespoht posted...
Nah, the first one was a hair test and mary j stays in that shit for months which I had no idea
Yeah hair tests are terrifying. Depending on the state youre in they can look back up to 90 days, and theres really no way to cheat it.


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haarlem1982
03/25/24 2:53:44 PM
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Yeah, I passed with flying colors, the people in the lab saw what was in it and decided to drink it. One of them died of an overdose

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ssb_yunglink2
03/25/24 2:55:01 PM
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haarlem1982 posted...
Yeah, I passed with flying colors, the people in the lab saw what was in it and decided to drink it. One of them died of an overdose
many such cases.

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PoopPotato
03/25/24 2:55:18 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Was this for sports?

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Trumble
03/25/24 2:57:05 PM
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I've never failed one, primarily because I've never been tested.

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ItsNotA2Mer
03/25/24 3:10:25 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
Judge me by the quality of my work not by the quality of my piss

Judge me by the quality of my work not by the quality of the drugs I take.

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l0bcity
03/25/24 3:55:24 PM
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Ya Ive had many over the last 20 years, just piss tests though. Those are super easy to pass

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CableZL
03/25/24 3:56:51 PM
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Drug tests are the just about the only ones in life that you pass by not doing anything

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Naysaspace
03/25/24 3:58:01 PM
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>implying implications

who the hell gets drug tested

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texanfan27
03/25/24 3:58:09 PM
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Never stress it. I put my medication on the list and then go pee in the cup.

only thing that sucked was last time it was a surprise test and I could not pee despite 4 flasks of water.

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TendoDRM
03/25/24 3:59:26 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
>implying implications

who the hell gets drug tested

Lots of people. I had to get one when I got a job at a national lab.

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/25/24 5:07:37 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
>implying implications

who the hell gets drug tested
I can't remember the last job I didn't have to get a drug test for.
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garan
03/25/24 5:08:27 PM
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I've never taken a drug test.
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TimeForAction
03/25/24 5:09:18 PM
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I was probably good but I took a cleanser for good measure
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Ratchetrockon
03/25/24 5:52:24 PM
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Yes

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