Current Events > App That Times Bathroom Breaks Stirs Controversy at Fresno High

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
DDP886
03/23/24 9:23:37 PM
#51:


I wouldnt be surprised if jobs stsrting doing this at somepoint

---
my signature
... Copied to Clipboard!
Thud
03/23/24 9:39:27 PM
#52:


ssb_yunglink2 posted...
what the fuck lmao

If a dude has to shit and goes over the time he just has to forfeit the ability to use the bathroom during class

that's wack as hell

Or just go ahead and have the class all simultaneously make brown pants to send a message and non violently protest

---
If anyone disparaged you the way you disparage yourself, I would wish to strike them with an axe
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
03/23/24 9:41:37 PM
#53:


StealThisSheen posted...
By implying there's a consistent time limit for how long somebody should take to go to the bathroom, via

What's the point of even making that argument, otherwise? There's literally no other way to read this other than "It shouldn't take you longer than that to shit," which feels like an endorsement of timing/limiting bathroom breaks.

...saying you need more fiber if it takes you 5+ minutes to shit is a basic biological fact

---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cynyn
03/23/24 9:46:18 PM
#54:


thronedfire2 posted...
...saying you need more fiber if it takes you 5+ minutes to shit is a basic biological fact
What a shit take

---
"Obedience is submission veiled with gravity." - Funboy "The Crow"
... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7
03/23/24 9:48:33 PM
#55:


Establish dominance. Piss in the classroom

---
My maid will hear about this.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog
03/23/24 10:05:01 PM
#56:


Gwynevere posted...
Taking away bathroom "privileges" should at best get a teacher fired immediately. It borders on child abuse imo


---
Let's make biscuits!
... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen
03/23/24 10:08:05 PM
#57:


thronedfire2 posted...
...saying you need more fiber if it takes you 5+ minutes to shit is a basic biological fact

And it entirely ignores the fact that a child doesn't really get to decide their diet, and thus it's an utterly pointless argument to make. It also ignores a multitude of reasons why it's quite literally not as simple as that. What are you actually trying to argue, even?

---
Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996
Step FOUR! Get Paid!
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
03/23/24 10:09:46 PM
#58:


StealThisSheen posted...
And it entirely ignores the fact that a child doesn't really get to decide their diet, and thus it's an utterly pointless argument to make. It also ignores a multitude of reasons why it's quite literally not as simple as that. What are you actually trying to argue, even?

I was never trying to argue anything. why are you trying to argue?

---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen
03/23/24 10:10:12 PM
#59:


thronedfire2 posted...
I was never trying to argue anything. why are you trying to argue?

You weren't trying to argue anything, so you made an utterly... Pointless post?

Okay, then. Good to know.

I'd say it's more likely you just made a dumb post and it's better to just admit it and move on, but hey, you do you.

---
Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996
Step FOUR! Get Paid!
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
03/23/24 10:10:47 PM
#60:


StealThisSheen posted...
You weren't trying to argue anything, so you made an utterly... Pointless post?

Okay, then. Good to know.

yes, welcome to CE and/or the internet

---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen
03/23/24 10:11:29 PM
#61:


thronedfire2 posted...
yes, welcome to CE and/or the internet

"I made a pointless, dumb post, how dare you reply to it" is a weird argument, but okay.

---
Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996
Step FOUR! Get Paid!
... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666
03/23/24 10:12:17 PM
#62:


Fuck that, I'm either walking out or shitting on the floor to prove a point.

---
"Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber
... Copied to Clipboard!
bfslick50
03/23/24 10:21:23 PM
#63:


7 minutes is a long bathroom break

---
"Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." ~Futurama
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
03/23/24 10:22:16 PM
#64:


StealThisSheen posted...
"I made a pointless, dumb post, how dare you reply to it" is a weird argument, but okay.

so why did you make such a big deal about it? do you just argue every chance you get?

---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen
03/23/24 10:24:09 PM
#65:


thronedfire2 posted...
so why did you make such a big deal about it? do you just argue every chance you get?

No, I was just trying to figure out what point you thought you were making.

Turns out you were just, by your own admission, trolling.

Carry on. I'll make sure to tag you so I don't make the mistake of thinking you're trying to actually contribute, in the future.

---
Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996
Step FOUR! Get Paid!
... Copied to Clipboard!
creativeme
03/23/24 10:58:37 PM
#66:


when i was in school people generally didn't go to the bathroom during class. sometimes yea but definitely not like every class someone was asking to leave. they still have 6 minutes in between classes to use the bathroom so even if they revoke the bathroom privileges it's only during class time. the biggest issue with it is pooping. what if your stomach is jacked up from the school lunch and it takes you longer than 7 minutes?

still pretty dumb and i'm against it but it's still better than amazons bathroom tracking.

---
This is a sig
... Copied to Clipboard!
#67
Post #67 was unavailable or deleted.
ReiRei89
03/23/24 11:21:32 PM
#68:


The fuckers behind this app are probably guilty of forty minute shits.

---
FGO US:973,940,202 JP:410,404,215
Resident Europa fangirl
... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen
03/24/24 6:24:39 AM
#69:


bfslick50 posted...
7 minutes is a long bathroom break
If it starts the moment you cross the threshold of the bathroom door, sure it can be a bit 'long'

If I have to sprint downstairs and waste 2 minutes getting there, that leaves me 3 minutes because then I have to spend 2 minutes sprinting back. It is no longer a long bathroom break. It is a 3 minute stressed out anxiety session if I give a fuck about the timing.

Oh but wait, this place sounds like one of those dystopian hell holes that would have people walking the halls and yell at you for running in the hallway.

If I went to this school I'd have transcended past being able to give a fuck about anything related to the school. Can't respect me as a human being and give me time to handle my own bodily functions? Fuck you.

---
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34
03/24/24 10:20:28 AM
#70:


Jaguar34 posted...
Honestly not a bad system. Exceptions can be made



It's a shit system.

---
Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912
... Copied to Clipboard!
itcheyness
03/24/24 10:29:05 AM
#71:


Some kid and their family is going to get a nice payday when they sue the school over a UTI or the public humiliation of pissing themselves in class...

---
Seattle Sounders 0-1-2 2 points
261 Refugee
... Copied to Clipboard!
bfslick50
03/24/24 11:04:32 AM
#72:


Adults in the hallway noticing when students are wandering is definitely a better system but this is the cheaper tech solution a lot of schools are going with.

---
"Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." ~Futurama
... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman
03/24/24 11:41:55 AM
#73:


tl;dr

Did it mention anything about students abusing bathroom breaks before this measure was put into place?
... Copied to Clipboard!
KI_Simpson
03/24/24 2:41:46 PM
#74:


RetuenOfDevsman posted...
tl;dr

Did it mention anything about students abusing bathroom breaks before this measure was put into place?
I didn't read all of it either, but that doesn't matter, it's not okay to turn using the bathroom into a "privilege" as collective punishment.

---
They/them
... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys
03/24/24 2:43:29 PM
#75:


ssb_yunglink2 posted...
what the fuck lmao

If a dude has to shit and goes over the time he just has to forfeit the ability to use the bathroom during class

that's wack as hell
I'm just going to s*** on my desk lmao

---
twylite sprinkle
http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2
... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman
03/24/24 4:19:23 PM
#76:


KI_Simpson posted...
I didn't read all of it either, but that doesn't matter, it's not okay to turn using the bathroom into a "privilege" as collective punishment.
I agree, it doesn't change whether this is acceptable.

I'm just wondering how they justified it in their heads, and that was the first possibility that came to mind.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude
03/24/24 4:30:51 PM
#77:


If they try to ban someone from taking a bathroom break, that should actually land them in prison Im talking the person implementing the policy and the person enforcing it
... Copied to Clipboard!
radical_rhino
03/24/24 4:35:29 PM
#78:


So pooping during school hours isnt allowed?

---
.____
[____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick.
... Copied to Clipboard!
bfslick50
03/24/24 6:00:43 PM
#79:


RetuenOfDevsman posted...
I'm just wondering how they justified it in their heads, and that was the first possibility that came to mind.

You know the non-binary student that was recently assaulted in a school bathroom, bullying shit like that is more common when students can say theyre going to the bathroom but just wander the halls. The best solution is adults monitoring the halls but that requires more people which requires more money. An app that tracks how long a student is out of the classroom is their cheap alternative.

---
"Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." ~Futurama
... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34
03/26/24 9:53:52 AM
#80:


bfslick50 posted...


You know the non-binary student that was recently assaulted in a school bathroom, bullying shit like that is more common when students can say theyre going to the bathroom but just wander the halls. The best solution is adults monitoring the halls but that requires more people which requires more money. An app that tracks how long a student is out of the classroom is their cheap alternative.

Then theres the data. When a student is struggling and you have data that they are constantly missing classroom instruction, provides clarity of what could help. This school probably had sign in/out paper sheets before they adopted this as a digital alternative.


Does the data mention anything about UTIs?

---
Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912
... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen
03/26/24 5:04:22 PM
#81:


Revelation34 posted...
Does the data mention anything about UTIs?
If you have UTI, you should go to the school nurse.

If schools/parents bothered teaching kids anything about their bodies, they'd know to do this

---
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
03/26/24 6:22:41 PM
#82:


StealThisSheen posted...
No, I was just trying to figure out what point you thought you were making.

Turns out you were just, by your own admission, trolling.

Carry on. I'll make sure to tag you so I don't make the mistake of thinking you're trying to actually contribute, in the future.

no I was pointing out that school children need more fiber in their diet.

I hope you actually tag me this time so I dont see you replying to me anymore. This is probably the 5th time in the last few months youve tried to goad me into an argument just so you could mark me for trolling

---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink
03/26/24 6:49:27 PM
#83:


thronedfire2 posted...
...saying you need more fiber if it takes you 5+ minutes to shit is a basic biological fact
You do realize that there are people with digestive issues, yeah?

I've had more colonoscopies than I can count and If it takes me 5 minutes to shit I'm going pretty goddamn fast.

You made a bad statement.

---
He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png
https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
LonelyStoner
03/26/24 6:50:40 PM
#84:


I lasted two months at a Walmart Distribution Center because it was grueling work and any bathroom break negatively affected your time/point system.

---
He's all alone through the day and night.
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
03/26/24 6:51:58 PM
#85:


DrizztLink posted...
You do realize that there are people with digestive issues, yeah?

I've had more colonoscopies than I can count and If it takes me 5 minutes to shit I'm going pretty goddamn fast.

You made a bad statement.

you're also not a teenager

---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink
03/26/24 6:52:25 PM
#86:


thronedfire2 posted...
you're also not a teenager
...My dude, I was on colonoscopy number 5 by the time I was in high school.

I had my first one when I was literally seven.

---
He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png
https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM
03/26/24 6:52:59 PM
#87:


dawg what kind of dystopian bullshit is this... smh
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
03/26/24 6:53:35 PM
#88:


DrizztLink posted...
...My dude, I was on colonoscopy number 5 by the time I was in high school.

I had my first one when I was literally seven.

ok well.

I have no response to that besides apologies.

but I also assume your school knew about that because even back then excessive bathroom breaks were frowned upon

---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink
03/26/24 6:55:15 PM
#89:


thronedfire2 posted...
but I also assume your school knew about that because even back then excessive bathroom breaks were frowned upon
I never told them a thing and it never came up, I just went to the bathroom because I didn't have to deal with this school's small-minded busybody bureaucratic horseshit.

---
He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png
https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
03/26/24 6:56:53 PM
#90:


DrizztLink posted...
I never told them a thing and it never came up, I just went to the bathroom because I didn't have to deal with this school's small-minded busybody bureaucratic horseshit.

oh, I see

in my high school(2001-2005) we had a book that had to be signed by the teacher any time we left or returned to a classroom, including using the bathroom. so they were definitely timing us :\

---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
bfslick50
03/26/24 7:36:39 PM
#91:


DrizztLink posted...
You do realize that there are people with digestive issues, yeah?

I've had more colonoscopies than I can count and If it takes me 5 minutes to shit I'm going pretty goddamn fast.


Crutches, wheelchair, this, there's definitely medical reasons for exceptions.

---
"Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." ~Futurama
... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen
03/27/24 12:07:30 AM
#92:


thronedfire2 posted...
no I was pointing out that school children need more fiber in their diet.

I hope you actually tag me this time so I dont see you replying to me anymore. This is probably the 5th time in the last few months youve tried to goad me into an argument just so you could mark me for trolling

How can I mark you for trolling if you just never say stupid troll shit to begin with? Novel concept, right?

---
Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996
Step FOUR! Get Paid!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkfire12
03/27/24 12:17:51 AM
#93:


ew what the fuck

that's horrible. can schools stop making active fforts to make their students' lives worse

---
waiter! waiter! more yuri please!!
she/her. trans rights
... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34
03/27/24 2:38:06 AM
#94:


wackyteen posted...

If you have UTI, you should go to the school nurse.

If schools/parents bothered teaching kids anything about their bodies, they'd know to do this


So victim blaming instead of holding the ones actually responsible accountable.

---
Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912
... Copied to Clipboard!
CyborgSage00x0
03/27/24 2:51:57 AM
#95:


Christ Im glad I finished grade school before smart phones were a thing.

---
PotD's resident Film Expert.
... Copied to Clipboard!
xGhostchantx
03/27/24 2:54:04 AM
#96:


Cool and normal. I'd lose my bathroom privileges day 1. The average shit is like 10 minutes for me.

---
Tiw - Min scild, min sweord
Woden - Se ALLFAEDER he is, naes hwitra manna anra
... Copied to Clipboard!
KI_Simpson
03/27/24 2:55:07 AM
#97:


thronedfire2 posted...
oh, I see

in my high school(2001-2005) we had a book that had to be signed by the teacher any time we left or returned to a classroom, including using the bathroom. so they were definitely timing us :\
I was in the same school years as you, there definitely were problems with classes not letting students use the bathroom unless the teacher decided to let them. That was wrong at the time and is still wrong now, it's my understanding that things were getting better to some extent, but whether they did or not they have to stop treating using the bathroom as a privilege.

---
They/them
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2