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03/20/24 5:01:59 PM
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superman_2000
03/20/24 6:09:23 PM
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Which would you choose?

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Megaman50100
03/20/24 6:10:00 PM
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The money and its not even close, lol

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Robot2600
03/20/24 6:10:51 PM
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i mean...

teleportation.

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LinkDaLunatic
03/20/24 6:11:02 PM
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the teleportation would make you the ultimate drug runner which would get you way more than 10k a week

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LeoRavus
03/20/24 6:12:03 PM
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You could make way more than $520k with that ability. Plus see the world for free.

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TheGoldenEel
03/20/24 6:12:59 PM
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You cant buy that ability with any kind of money, so the ability

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BlueberryWaffle
03/20/24 6:13:10 PM
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With teleportation, you could simply teleport to somewhere with a lot of money. The power is better.
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superman_2000
03/20/24 6:13:13 PM
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Megaman50100 posted...
The money and its not even close, lol

I feel like no matter how extraordinary the other option is, people always opt for the money. lol

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Bass
03/20/24 6:13:21 PM
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Megaman50100 posted...
The money and its not even close, lol


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ANort
03/20/24 6:14:18 PM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
the teleportation would make you the ultimate drug runner which would get you way more than 10k a week
Why would your mind automatically go to drug running instead of something like transporting organs needed for operations.

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ClayGuida
03/20/24 6:15:05 PM
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3.2 million or free vacations anywhere for 3 years.

I'm normally the 'take the money' guy, but I feel like the free vacations is probably better. You can literally travel the entire world in 3 years. How do you pass that up?

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TheGoldenEel
03/20/24 6:16:22 PM
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ANort posted...
Why would your mind automatically go to drug running instead of something like transporting organs needed for operations.
Yeah you could make a ton of money, legitimately, if you had that ability. You wouldnt have to do anything nefarious

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C_Pain
03/20/24 6:16:23 PM
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I feel like it would be upsetting once you lose the ability since it's become so ingrained in your life at that point.

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Mistere_Man
03/20/24 6:18:15 PM
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ClayGuida posted...
3.2 million or free vacations anywhere for 3 years.

I'm normally the 'take the money' guy, but I feel like the free vacations is probably better. You can literally travel the entire world in 3 years. How do you pass that up?

3.2 million?

10,000x52=$520,000

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eggcorn
03/20/24 6:18:44 PM
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ANort posted...
Why would your mind automatically go to drug running instead of something like transporting organs needed for operations.
Or a bank vault man

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LinkDaLunatic
03/20/24 6:19:16 PM
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ANort posted...
Why would your mind automatically go to drug running instead of something like transporting organs needed for operations.
idk, whenever i think about fast money that's just where my mind goes

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ClayGuida
03/20/24 6:20:32 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
3.2 million?

10,000x52=$520,000
Thought it was 10k a day <_<

And that'd still be 3.6 million, so no clue where I got 3.2 from. I think I was too busy thinking about all the cool shit you could visit 2-3 times a day so that likely led to a typo.

That makes it even better to just teleport for 3 years. If you've got any sort of savings, you could literally visit every place for 12 hours and sleep in your own bed at night.

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Trumble
03/20/24 6:21:37 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
You could make way more than $520k with that ability. Plus see the world for free.


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modena
03/20/24 6:22:15 PM
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Can I teleport with what I'm carrying? Is so the Ability.

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KrayzieBonezz
03/20/24 6:22:47 PM
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ANort posted...
Why would your mind automatically go to drug running instead of something like transporting organs needed for operations.
I, for one, support his nefarious decision as well as any other far more positive set of options

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Ratchetrockon
03/20/24 7:20:33 PM
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Teleportation. I want to visit the moon and europa (Jupiter's moon) and a few other celestial bodies

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SunWuKung420
03/20/24 7:21:48 PM
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I'd rather teleport. I already walk to work and other places close by. I could use more money but I'd probably use it to pay to travel more.

So teleporting to see places free of charge would be cool.

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runewalshPSiv
03/20/24 7:26:36 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Teleportation. I want to visit the moon and europa (Jupiter's moon) and a few other celestial bodies

You'd die very quickly

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BloodMoon7
03/20/24 7:31:28 PM
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Teleport to my bed from my fridge amiright eyy lmao

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ShineboxPhil
03/20/24 7:33:44 PM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
the teleportation would make you the ultimate drug runner which would get you way more than 10k a week

Untaxable income though.
Good luck trying to buy assets.

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PMarth2002
03/20/24 7:38:32 PM
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I'd go with the money. I don't have much of a desire to go out.

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Ratchetrockon
03/20/24 7:38:42 PM
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runewalshPSiv posted...
You'd die very quickly

Idk there is only one way to find out

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BlueBoy675
03/20/24 7:39:47 PM
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Teleport into a sealed bank vault, grab the money, teleport out

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runewalshPSiv
03/20/24 7:41:32 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Idk there is only one way to find out

Honestly I'd want to teleport to various points in space too. Use 1 teleport to steal a space suit and hope I don't end up teleporting into a black hole or something equally as bad.

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Ratchetrockon
03/20/24 7:42:38 PM
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runewalshPSiv posted...
Honestly I'd want to teleport to various points in space too. Use 1 teleport to steal a space suit and hope I don't end up teleporting into a black hole or something equally as bad.

Ok I was kinda kidding but yeah I'd definitely steal a spacesuit lol

I do want to visit the moon. The suit probably can't survive some other planets/moons tho

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Tyranthraxus
03/20/24 7:43:18 PM
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Why y'all fucking robbing places. You could easily make massive cash legit. Probably way more than the shit you can carry out of a bank vault too.

Not like any of you even have the connections you need to fence bullion.

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PraetorXyn
03/20/24 7:49:43 PM
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Teleport, since I cant drive.

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DrizztLink
03/20/24 7:50:42 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Not like any of you even have the connections you need to fence bullion.
how fuckin' hard can it be to sell soup

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Tyranthraxus
03/20/24 7:57:02 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
how fuckin' hard can it be to sell soup
First you have to make soup

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VideoboysaysCube
03/20/24 8:08:02 PM
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ClayGuida posted...
3.2 million or free vacations anywhere for 3 years.

I'm normally the 'take the money' guy, but I feel like the free vacations is probably better. You can literally travel the entire world in 3 years. How do you pass that up?

That's what I'm saying. And you don't even need a hotel because you can just teleport back home. That power is too good to pass up.

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CADE_FOSTER
03/20/24 8:09:19 PM
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Megaman50100 posted...
The money and its not even close, lol

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SoIidLegacy
03/20/24 8:09:20 PM
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Assuming I automatically don't teleport into something by accident, I choose the ability. If that's not included, money.

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superman_2000
03/20/24 8:12:08 PM
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I don't know about you guys, but it would be extremely difficult to pass up an extraordinary gift like teleportation -- especially when I get to have it for YEARS. Almost zero reason to drive, catch a plane, or use public transportation, which would save me mountains of money. The ability to visit anyone from family to friends to flings in the blink of an eye, no matter the distance. That's just a level of convenience capital can't buy, and I'm sure such an ability would allow for some easy ways to amass a fortune anyway. Plus, when it's all said and done...I get to die knowing I once had this super awesome ability that defies nature. Quite a grand memory.

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superman_2000
03/20/24 8:16:03 PM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
Assuming I automatically don't teleport into something by accident, I choose the ability. If that's not included, money.

It only works if you have a specific spot in mind, but it'll always put you somewhere safe. Never anything like in front of a moving car or inside a wall lol

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Scintillant
03/20/24 8:19:37 PM
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I choose the money because losing the ability would make me really upset

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Nirvanas_Nox
03/20/24 8:21:46 PM
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Teleportation easy.

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SSJKirby
03/20/24 8:22:23 PM
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if the ability didn't have a timelimit absolutely, but I'll take the money

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CADE_FOSTER
03/20/24 8:26:42 PM
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Teleportation would put you in the gov and militaries eye line you would be renditioned to a black site and tested like a lab rat and you yourself said its limited so you couldnt keep jumping
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BlueBoy675
03/20/24 9:13:13 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Why y'all fucking robbing places. You could easily make massive cash legit. Probably way more than the shit you can carry out of a bank vault too.

Not like any of you even have the connections you need to fence bullion.
You could make multiple trips into the vault

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superman_2000
03/21/24 1:30:21 PM
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Well, at least the results are a lot closer this time lol

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JimmyFraska
03/21/24 1:32:16 PM
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$500K Wont get you in the room with anyone you want. Teleporting, you can always be at the right place at the right time. So many opportunities.
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The_Korey
03/21/24 1:37:48 PM
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Money. I was gonna pick the power, but then I noticed it only lasts 3 years. I want to freely enjoy the power, not rush to make more than 500k to not feel stupid for not taking the money.

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LoveLikeJazz
03/21/24 1:39:49 PM
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ANort posted...
Why would your mind automatically go to drug running instead of something like transporting organs needed for operations.
Well this is a question of greed after all so of course that's where minds go to.

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Cobra1010
03/21/24 1:44:55 PM
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TC doesn't specify but assuming you can't teleport to places and then teleport out with massive haul of goods.

But if you can teleport with your clothes, then you should be able to teleport with the say backpacks you're wearing.

Unless if you can only teleport naked, which then taking the other option is more attractive.

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