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03/20/24 4:02:22 AM
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PowerOats
03/20/24 5:41:42 AM
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He's in a rush and can't explain, but he needs 30% of your savings to solve a issue in the future. He says telling you won't solve it

Would you be ok that?
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Anony1125
03/20/24 5:46:37 AM
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if he can time travel, why he in a rush?
and it would be in our best interest to give me some stock market tips so I come out way richer in the exchange
if he's not doing that, he's not me and he isn't getting a dime

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Crazyman93
03/20/24 5:48:50 AM
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Man, my memory has gone to shit in the future if I'm seriously begging current me for money.

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Guide
03/20/24 5:50:13 AM
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He'll have to fight me for it. As a rule, I must fight any time-traveling version of myself that has passed puberty.

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Dark_Arbron
03/20/24 6:08:25 AM
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Good luck, I have no money to steal.

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GrandConjuraton
03/20/24 6:09:57 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Good luck, I have no money to steal.


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Dark_Arbron
03/20/24 6:13:02 AM
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Also note that stealing from your past self will create a paradox where you ran into financial difficulties sooner in the future and thus need to go back in time earlier and so on.

Dont fuck with the past.

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PoopPotato
03/20/24 7:27:32 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Also note that stealing from your past self will create a paradox where you ran into financial difficulties sooner in the future and thus need to go back in time earlier and so on.

Dont fuck with the past.
What if the 30% is a gambling bet that will earn future you millions?

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BlueKat
03/20/24 7:33:07 AM
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If it's the future me in the same reality then definitely. Let that mofo take out what I need for retirement instead of me worrying about it. As long as I know that I'm going to be able to count on my past self.

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tankboy
03/20/24 7:35:01 AM
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I've already given him my IRAs and 401(k).
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mustachedmystic
03/20/24 7:37:04 AM
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Future me can time travel. He can simply tell me which publicly traded company will be the next Google, then hell be a swimming in money when he gets back to his time.

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PoopPotato
03/20/24 7:41:10 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Future me can time travel. He can simply tell me which publicly traded company will be the next Google, then hell be a swimming in money when he gets back to his time.
Lord Emperor Trump took complete ownership of the stock market in the year 2034. The only time it fluctuates is when he decides a stock should plummet and then have a meteoric rise. These dips usually only last for an hour or less, so you have to be paying attention. Future you is trying to cash in on the most recent dip of tanning spray.

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hmnut7
03/20/24 7:42:20 AM
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Future me has a Time Machine and the best way he can think to make money is to ask a poor black man for it.

How about go back a decade or two and help us both out. Invest in Apple, Facebook, buy some bit coin when the price was less than $5, etc.

If future me skips pass all the obvious ways to use time travel to become rich, it means hell blow whatever money I gave him.

And for that reason, Im out.

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Crazyman93
03/21/24 2:38:10 AM
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hmnut7 posted...
Future me has a Time Machine and the best way he can think to make money is to ask a poor black man for it.
That's what I'm saying, even if I'm white. I'd tell him to get the fuck back into his time machine and either come back with lotto numbers, or go into the future and get HIMSELF some lotto numbers.

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tripleh213
03/21/24 3:10:56 AM
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Nah fam

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R1masher
03/21/24 3:15:56 AM
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Gotta show me the mole on the ball bag before I believe him/me

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Ricemills
03/21/24 3:16:00 AM
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Future me won't steal.
We may beg, but not steal.

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FF_Redux
03/21/24 3:24:11 AM
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I have no money. But I would understand

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sabin017
03/21/24 3:27:22 AM
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No, I'm pressing charges on future me!

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Sufferedphoenix
03/21/24 4:30:35 AM
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I'm not sure it hasn't already happen. I have lost money a few times only to find it when I desperately needed some cash.

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