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Welcome to my nightmare, Charlie Brown.

That's Not A Snickers Bar, Charlie Brown

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway, Charlie Brown.

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I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and Im all out of bubblegum Charlie Brown.

ellis123 posted...

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway, Charlie Brown.

you done fucked me up, Charlie Brown.

The bodies wont bury themselves, Charlie Brown.

Please sign the divorce papers.... Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown and the Chocolate Factory (Subtitle: Good Grief)
Charlie Browns Angels
It's a magical leoploridon Charlie Brown
Charlie Browns Boys
The Good, The Bad, and the Charlie Brown

*sparkles in the light*

This is the skin of a killer, Charlie Brown!!

Theres semen in her, Charlie Brown.

Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dads. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully, youll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is Im talking to you, Butch. I got something for you.
This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up till then people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfathers war watch and he wore it every day he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed until your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Danes luck wasnt as good as his old mans. Dane was a Marine and he was killed, along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who hed never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his dads gold watch.
This watch. This watch was on your daddys wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the guards ever saw the watch itd be confiscated, taken away. The way your dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. Hed be damned if any Tik Tokkers were gonna put their greasy clickbaiting hands on his boys birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you, Charlie Brown.

Were not going to strip the soul of the site, Charlie Brown

CE gonna CE, Charlie Brown.

Boobs or ass, Charlie Brown?

Charlie Brown is SUSPENDED!

You fucking Makai are all the same, one little sniff of p***y and you lose it, Charlie Brown.

misterbum posted...

Charlie Brown is SUSPENDED!

Those kinds of topics are banned, Charlie Brown.

Forget it, Charlie Brown, its Chinatown. Theres nothing you can do.

WTF Duh I Duh, Charlie Brown

You moved the cemetery but left the bodies, Charlie Brown

It wasn't a miscarriage. It was an abortion. An abortion. Just like our marriage is an abortion. Something that's unholy and evil. I didn't want your son, Charlie Brown.

You chose...poorly, Charlie Brown.

-Crissaegrim- posted...

Those kinds of topics are banned, Charlie Brown.

Put up your dukes, Charlie Brown

Start digging, Charlie Brown.

Everybody Betrayed Me, I Fed Up With This World, Charlie Brown!

You know, we really are The Last of Us, Charlie Brown.

What is a man? Charlie Brown

Why don't you have a seat over there, Charlie Brown

You have nothing to lose but your chains, Charlie Brown.

Listen to the thunder, Charlie Brown.

God Knows What You Did, Charlie Brown

We have no law to fit your crime, Charlie Brown.

One does not simply walk into Mordor, Charlie Brown.

Lucy will always yank the football, Charlie Brown

Where's the beef, Charlie Brown?

Call Me Ishmael, Charlie Brown

lorddrakath1522 posted...

Start digging, Charlie Brown.

Dig up, Charlie Brown!

Just look at the flowers, Charlie Brown.

Unfortunately, Hell had no vacancies Charlie Brown.

How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood, Charlie Brown

Get The Banana Charlie Brown.

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb, Charlie Brown.

The sovereign citizen defense isn't going to get you out of this, Charlie Brown.

ablegator posted...

Listen to the thunder, Charlie Brown.

My favorite so far!

Oh, um, Charlie Brown.

You don't actually know more about medicine than your doctor, Charlie Brown.

What Can Change the Nature of a Man, Charlie Brown?

Do You Know How The Leopard Changed His Spots, Charlie Brown