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Shadowblade
03/15/24 10:09:14 PM
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I was like bro really? I know people don't like sauces and all. But still eating a big dry af pizza? It's like eating a burger plain and dry.

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Baron_Ox
03/15/24 10:10:25 PM
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did it at least have a lot of cheese?

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markconig
03/15/24 10:15:04 PM
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That's just cheesy bread, and it's great.

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unclekoolaid73
03/15/24 10:21:27 PM
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Monsters.

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Shadowblade
03/15/24 10:22:04 PM
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Baron_Ox posted...
did it at least have a lot of cheese?


Never asked for extra. ;((

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LonelyStoner
03/15/24 10:25:12 PM
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Like eating a hotdog sideways

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PurpleOutsider
03/15/24 10:26:13 PM
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None pizza left beef?

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McMarbles
03/15/24 10:28:33 PM
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You never seen a white pizza?
This place near me does a spinach alfredo pie and its amazing.

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Smallville
03/15/24 10:28:59 PM
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Shadowblade posted...
I was like bro really? I know people don't like sauces and all. But still eating a big dry af pizza? It's like eating a burger plain and dry.
you work at pizza hut or something?

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StealThisSheen
03/15/24 10:30:59 PM
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Cici's had an alfredo chicken pizza that has an extremely light white sauce, if any at all, and it was absolutely delicious. I legitimately could not tell if it actually had sauce on it, or if it was just the seasoning.

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cuttin_in_farm
03/15/24 10:33:24 PM
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Maybe a tomato allergy?

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Raikuro
03/15/24 10:33:34 PM
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Maybe they dip it in ranch or something
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Ivany2008
03/15/24 10:55:14 PM
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It depends on what they are going to do with it, or where its from. I'll never order sauce from my local Dominoes just because its rancid. If anything I'll order Garlic Fingers, which is just cheese, garlic butter and bacon.
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SiO4
03/15/24 11:15:47 PM
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Well that would be a white pizza, so I sort of get it. With Brocolli or something, I can get that.

But yes, 100% some people order some really stupid shit.
Someone ordered a few wraps the other day, and I swear the order got worse and worse as it went.

But back to the anti-tomatoe thing...If you don't like Italian food, don't order from a place the mainly sells Italian food. For the record, most of the kitchen is mostly from Latine America. We have a ligit selection of Guatemalan food as well. But I have brought in some orders to the kitchen to specify what the caller said, and even they were like, WTF..? All I can say is, that's what they wanted.

I'll say it once and I'll say it again, some people tweek out their orders way too much.

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GrandConjuraton
03/15/24 11:16:46 PM
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That's how my dad eats it. He won't eat it if it has sauce...

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LeoRavus
03/15/24 11:23:03 PM
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Texas Toast doesn't have sauce. They may have been eating it with spaghetti

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buddah86
03/15/24 11:32:34 PM
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Can I order a pizza without the base? I'm gluten free :P

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Irony
03/15/24 11:33:05 PM
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buddah86 posted...
Can I order a pizza without the base? I'm gluten free :P
Yes go to Papa John's

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Ar0ge
03/15/24 11:35:23 PM
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Heartburn/reflux is a real thing and tomato sauce doesn't help. I've sometimes ordered pizza light on sauce or with white sauce. So I get it.
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DirkDiggles
03/15/24 11:49:41 PM
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That's how I eat my pizza. The sauce gives me heartburn.

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Naysaspace
03/15/24 11:52:42 PM
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perhaps they have their own sauce

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Dakimakura
03/15/24 11:54:24 PM
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What if someone just orders sauce

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Shadowblade
03/15/24 11:54:55 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
What if someone just orders sauce


Don't give anyone ideas please. Lol

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SiO4
03/16/24 1:10:14 AM
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Shadowblade posted...


Don't give anyone ideas please. Lol


I've seen it. Or something similar.

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