Current Events > Lauren Boebert Has Complete Meltdown As She Realizes She's Screwed

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https://www.mediaite.com/news/lauren-boebert-rages-at-selfish-ken-buck-for-rigging-her-reelection-bid-in-his-district/

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) fumed on Wednesday that Rep. Ken Bucks (R-CO) resignation next week will muddy her chances to stay in Congress, which she slammed as selfish on his part.

Buck, a hardline conservative who has become a thorn in the side of MAGA House Republicans, surprised the political establishment Tuesday by announcing he will retire at the end of next week. Buck had previously announced last November he would not seek reelection, a move that prompted Boebert to switch from CO-3 to Bucks CO-4 district.

Boebert has been plagued by scandal after scandal and nearly lost her reelection bid last cycle to the same Democrat challenging her again this year. Her move to CO-4, if she can win the June primary, would set her up in a much safer seat and give her a fresh start.

" I accomplished nothing at my job, why do people hate me?"

I mean, calling him selfish isn't really a meltdown.

Unless the pertinent information is in the link.

bluezero posted...

" I accomplished nothing at my job, why do people hate me?"

the thing is, 'doing nothing' is very intentional by Republicans. that way, they can later point out how woefully inefficient the government is when they try to privatize every piece of functionality it has

She just really needs to get her hands on the situation, and work it until it climaxes into a happy ending.

there is no "fresh start" for someone like her. I hope they get somebody sane in that seat

not going to hold my breath that it's going to be a non-rightwinger, but y'know, not a crazyperson would be a start

Humble_Novice posted...

Her move to CO-4, if she can win the June primary, would set her up in a much safer seat and give her a fresh start.

How is she screwed then?

ButteryMales posted...

How is she screwed then?

actually click on the link and read the article

ButteryMales posted...

How is she screwed then?

Because him leaving now instead of at the end of the year, means C4 will have to hold a special election to fill the vacancy, which she can't run in. So someone else will get the incumbency advantage.

bluezero posted...

" I accomplished nothing at my job, why do people hate me?"

She's a vote for the GOP, despite being otherwise a completely uselese idiot. That's all they need.

She's actually right, he is being a selfish twit by retiring because he can't stand being a Republican in Congress anymore. But she's saying it for her own selfish reasons and not because it just leaves the Republican caucus even more fucked up and stupid.

ClayGuida posted...

Because him leaving now instead of at the end of the year, means C4 will have to hold a special election to fill the vacancy, which she can't run in. So someone else will get the incumbency advantage.

Is this other person as well known and talked about? Do people actually see special election winners as incumbents?

BewmHedshot posted...

She's actually right, he is being a selfish twit by retiring because he can't stand being a Republican in Congress anymore. But she's saying it for her own selfish reasons and not because it just leaves the Republican caucus even more fucked up and stupid.

He's a Republican. "Fuck you, get mine."

ButteryMales posted...

Is this other person as well known and talked about? Do people actually see special election winners as incumbents?

Does it matter? Incumbents almost always have an advantage no matter how reviled they are.

ClayGuida posted...

Does it matter? Incumbents almost always have an advantage no matter how reviled they are.

Yes, it does matter. If people know of Boebert and also see her as the technical incumbent she's will probably win over the no name winner of the special election.

ButteryMales posted...

Yes, it does matter. If people know of Boebert and also see her as the technical incumbent she's will probably win over the no name winner of the special election.

You say some truly dumb things just to be contrarian. It's mind blowing.

It's not dumb because you can't understand it.

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Like, every single topic, he's the devil's advocate. Doesn't matter what it is, he'll be the one to argue the counter point, no matter how asinine or inane.

ButteryMales posted...

Yes, it does matter. If people know of Boebert and also see her as the technical incumbent she's will probably win over the no name winner of the special election.

You asked why people think this is bad for her. You got the answer. Just because you think she will be able to overcome the obvious disadvantage doesnt mean it ceases to be a disadvantage, or that it changes the answer.

Read the article. She is pissed about this. There is a reason why, and you have been told what the reason is. The fact that you think her prospects are better than what she is concerned about is irrelevant.

ButteryMales posted...

Yes, it does matter. If people know of Boebert and also see her as the technical incumbent she's will probably win over the no name winner of the special election.

Nobody in CO-4 likes her. 67% of a recent poll said they wouldn't consider voting for her.

Is this the same person who publicly jerked off her boyfriend/husband in a theater with children in attendance and was shamefully escorted out of said theater?

Stop talking to ROD.

ButteryMales posted...

It's not dumb because you can't understand it.

You're not even voting, so stay the fuck out of political topics.

LonelyStoner posted...

Is this the same person who publicly jerked off her boyfriend/husband in a theater with children in attendance and was shamefully escorted out of said theater?

why yes, yes it is

CrimsonGear80 posted...

why yes, yes it is

What a disgusting person. The fact that shes not working retail after that is a crime against.well all of us.

LonelyStoner posted...

What a disgusting person. The fact that shes not working retail after that is a crime against.well all of us.

She's also a high school dropout who failed to get her GED multiple times, and married the man who flashed his genitalia at her and some friends while they were teenagers.

She's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

Haha fuck you Boebert. Now your back to regular white trash giving handies instead of congressional white trash.

And, you know, this is breaking news as of yesterday. Ken Bucks announcement yesterday was a gift to the uni-party. The establishment concocted a swampy backroom deal to try to rig an election. An election that Im winning by 25 points, forcing an unnecessary special election, when? The same day as the primary election in Colorado.

Bitch, you got 5th place in a straw poll held after your last debate in the district. You were already done.

Westernwolf4 posted...

You asked why people think this is bad for her. You got the answer.

Yes. I asked follow up questions. Instead of an answer I got asked
ClayGuida posted...

Does it matter?

and I answered Clay.

Westernwolf4 posted...

Just because you think she will be able to overcome the obvious disadvantage doesnt mean it ceases to be a disadvantage

Depends on the disadvantage. There's still arguments on whether the runner with prosthetic legs had an advantage or disadvantage.

Westernwolf4 posted...

Read the article. She is pissed about this. There is a reason why, and you have been told what the reason is. The fact that you think her prospects are better than what she is concerned about is irrelevant.

Her prospects being better than portrayed is relevant.

BewmHedshot posted...

Nobody in CO-4 likes her. 67% of a recent poll said they wouldn't consider voting for her.

Do you have a link? Now that's actually a reason to think she's going to lose the CO-4 primary.

Solar_Crimson posted...

She's also a high school dropout who failed to get her GED multiple times, and married the man who flashed his genitalia at her and some friends while they were teenager.

She's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

Holy fucking hell

bluezero posted...

You're not even voting, so stay the fuck out of political topics.

I don't really enjoy any of the other topics on CE.

I voted uncommitted in the primary. It depends on whether I have free time to vote for my democratic senator and congressperson.

I wouldn't be surprised if Ken Buck did announce he was leaving early just to screw over Boebert. Not as some "uni-party" scheme with the democrats to take out a huge threat but out of spite as an FU to a carpetbagging attention seeker who no one in her party likes.

I read about this, going on about something something "uniparty" and people won't understand the difference between the primary and special election...

I'm pretty sure this is just Buck sending one final fuck you to Boebert.

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Nah, when it comes to MAGAtry you've got the grifters and the true believers.

She's the latter, because she's extremely stupid.

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She is a true believer. This is a person who ran a restaurant with an open carry theme. Like a hooters where all the waitress are packing heat.

creativerealms posted...

I wouldn't be surprised if Ken Buck did announce he was leaving early just to screw over Boebert. Not as some "uniparty" scheme with the democrats to take out a huge threat but out of spite as an FU to a carpetbagging attention seeker who no one on her party likes.

I think it is exactly why he did it. He fucking despises her.

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She'll write books about her time in Congress and about the swamp and then peddle those books on Fox, CNN, MSNBC, CNBC, NewsNation, OANN, Newsmax, and Real Time, then probably become a premier guest on various shows like maybe subbing in for Jesse Waters or some shit now and then, basically do the Tulsi tours.

Politics is the greatest grift.

I mean, I wouldn't subscribe to her eventual OF, but I would take a look at the pics, curiosity is what makes us superior.

*speaks into mirror*
"Boebert! Boebert! Boebert!"

*waits*

Stupid urban legend, where's my handy?

LonelyStoner posted...

Is this the same person who publicly jerked off her boyfriend/husband in a theater with children in attendance and was shamefully escorted out of said theater?

I thought that all that happened was that her boyfriend felt her up.

OmegaM posted...

I thought that all that happened was that her boyfriend felt her up.

they were both feeling each other up. and she was both vaping and obviously drunk

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creativerealms posted...

She is a true believer. This is a person who ran a restaurant with an open carry theme. Like a hooters where all the waitress are packing heat.

Said restaurant had a hygiene problem and gave people really bad diarrhea and had its license taken by the State. Which makes sense considering Boebert is trailer trash and probably has really bad hygiene, herself.

Solar_Crimson posted...

She's also a high school dropout who failed to get her GED multiple times, and married the man who flashed his genitalia at her and some friends while they were teenagers.

She's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

And here I am with a bachelors in science and I cant get hired at a national park. Fml

LonelyStoner posted...

And here I am with a bachelors in science and I cant get hired at a national park. Fml

But remember, everyones hiring at the moment! Thats what Ive been told.