Current Events > 100 Boomer MAGAs vs. 1000 self-declared incels

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The fight is conducted on an empty field and weapons are banned. The rule is no killing only incapacitation. Use of environment is permitted but mostly is just mud, grass but maybe a small stick here or there. Each side has sufficiently insulted the other enough to cause encouragement for their side to gain victory. There are medics to provide medicinal support for both sides like inhalers or heart pills when needed and free of charge.

Who wins?

The incels obviously win over a bunch of old people

NoxObscuras posted...

The incels obviously win over a bunch of old people

what if reverse the numbers to 1000 boomers and 100 incels?

Given that theres little bias twoards any of these people being much stronger or weaker then average, the side with a 10:1 numbers advantage is probably gonna win every time

cadcrafter posted...

Given that theres little bias twoards any of these people being much stronger or weaker then average, the side with a 10:1 numbers advantage is probably gonna win every time

I actually figured people might think the boomers had a chance to be stronger. The other side probably never goes outside.

I see the concept for the topic but honestly a group of 10 humans with functional bodies can probably subdue all but the peak trained mega athletes in the world in a fight.

how can someone be a self-declared incel? i thought the 'in' meant involuntary??

wouldn't that be a voluntary celibate if its self-declared?

So 1100 MAGA? Why are they fighting each other?

BucketCat posted...

how can someone be a self-declared incel? i thought the 'in' meant involuntary??

wouldn't that be a voluntary celibate if its self-declared?

someone who calls themselves an incel rather than someone who actually has sex but people online call them an incel

WingsOfGood posted...

I actually figured people might think the boomers had a chance to be stronger. The other side probably never goes outside.

Incels aren't necessarily NEETS/Shut Ins though. They're just guys that haven't been able to get with any women. A lot of the ones that made the news weren't overweight at all.

WingsOfGood posted...

what if reverse the numbers to 1000 boomers and 100 incels?

Then the boomers would probably win then. Unless they're all on the upper end of the 60-78 age range.

BucketCat posted...

how can someone be a self-declared incel? i thought the 'in' meant involuntary??

wouldn't that be a voluntary celibate if its self-declared?

Declaring that you're an incel doesn't mean that you're doing so voluntarily. It's basically declaring "I've tried, but I can't get laid"

NoxObscuras posted...

Declaring that you're an incel doesn't mean that you're doing so voluntarily. It's basically declaring "I've tried, but I can't get laid"

yeah, but if someone declared themselves as an incel, they're basically creating a self-fulfilling prophecy of being defined as an incel.
so, in the future, they may have a girl who's showing a ton of interest, but the self-declared incel will say "oh, well...too bad, cus I'm an incel" and then self sabotage or something.

while if someone tries and fails, but doesn't define themselves as an incel, that girl showing tons of interest might actually lead to something because he's not getting in his own way cus he's not telling himself "i'm an incel, it wont work because i'm an incel"

idk. mindset can really affect things, so someone declaring themselves to be one thing might only perpetuate it further. like, if someone woke up every morning and said "my life sucks. I'm depressed" first thing, they're less likely to see the good things in life. same with the opposite, if someone wakes up and says "I love life" they'll be more likely to see a silver lining in things. like, when someone has a specific mindset, they will usually try to find ways to prove themselves right.

BucketCat posted...

yeah, but if someone declared themselves as an incel, they're basically creating a self-fulfilling prophecy of being defined as an incel.

sure, that is kinda the point and also why I assume they don't go outside

creativerealms posted...

So 1100 MAGA? Why are they fighting each other?

Half of them think the other half are Jewish infiltrators.

I was honestly hoping that you didn't ask "who wins" and was just going to leave us with the pleasant thought of MAGAs and incels tearing into each other.

BucketCat posted...

yeah, but if someone declared themselves as an incel, they're basically creating a self-fulfilling prophecy of being defined as an incel.
so, in the future, they may have a girl who's showing a ton of interest, but the self-declared incel will say "oh, well...too bad, cus I'm an incel" and then self sabotage or something.

while if someone tries and fails, but doesn't define themselves as an incel, that girl showing tons of interest might actually lead to something because he's not getting in his own way cus he's not telling himself "i'm an incel, it wont work because i'm an incel"

idk. mindset can really affect things, so someone declaring themselves to be one thing might only perpetuate it further. like, if someone woke up every morning and said "my life sucks. I'm depressed" first thing, they're less likely to see the good things in life. same with the opposite, if someone wakes up and says "I love life" they'll be more likely to see a silver lining in things. like, when someone has a specific mindset, they will usually try to find ways to prove themselves right.

And that's a problem a lot of incels have. They get in their own head that they'll be alone forever, so why even bother. It is absolutely self sabotage.

CyricZ posted...

I was honestly hoping that you didn't ask "who wins" and was just going to leave us with the pleasant thought of MAGAs and incels tearing into each other.

then who wins is you so someone still won

WingsOfGood posted...

rather than someone who actually has sex but people online call them an incel

Which hasn't happened yet. People get hit with that label in response to their vocal misogyny.

Dark_Arbron posted...

Which hasn't happened yet. People get hit with that label in response to their vocal misogyny.

point is the group fighting is not fit sexists who go to the gym but actual dudes who whine about no women wanting them

There's no good reason to label yourself an incel.

Self defeating and people will view you as unstable and potentially dangerous

As an incel, I may not know how to fuck but I know how to fuck. Should be 9000 boomers and maybe they'd stand a chance. *poses*

Depends on if the Incels are all land whales, or the Boomers are too old to fight.

creativerealms posted...

So 1100 MAGA? Why are they fighting each other?

Someone somewhere said women deserve human rights, they dont know who said it so its civil war

BloodMoon7 posted...

As an incel, I may not know how to fuck but I know how to fuck. Should be 9000 boomers and maybe they'd stand a chance. *poses*

Which kind of incel? The entitled type that blames women for it, or the self-loathing type that has other barriers and accepts them? I'm the latter, so I can definitely understand.

Dark_Arbron posted...

Which kind of incel? The entitled type that blames women for it, or the self-loathing type that has other barriers and accepts them? I'm the latter, so I can definitely understand.

Neither, I'm the literal type. I do have my issues but so do other people and they still get laid. So I feel I must be aware enough to realize that there's really a lot of things that need to change and I can't pin the blame on just one thing because that's just lazy and defeatist and won't help me. I also realize it's easier said than done though.

As for women, I love women fam. That's kinda the problem, I am always horny but never get any fam. It's unfortunate but it do be like that sometimes.

Two sets of self sabotaging, maladjusted lunatics smacking into each other will certainly be a spectacle.

And unless (use of) your genitalia has been lost in an unfortunate accident or was never there at all, you're not an incel. You can't freely choose a lifestyle and then claim its involuntary.

Mostly, the scenario is highly implausible to begin with because the two sides in this fight have basically the same ideology.

But if we pretend they actually would be fighting, the 1000 youngish men who tend toward violence to begin with are obviously going to tear apart the 100 old crybabies. Even if you reversed the numbers, I'm not sure the boomers could win.

SydnieStarlight posted...

Mostly, the scenario is highly implausible to begin with because the two sides in this fight have basically the same ideology.

????

This is a funny troll topic.

Add a few dozen meme addled CE board warriors to this fight. Triple threat.

WingsOfGood posted...

There are medics to provide medicinal support for both sides like inhalers or heart pills when needed and free of charge.

They shouldn't be there. No need for them to be there.

WingsOfGood posted...

????

What are the question marks for? It was a pretty clear and generally correct statement. There are slight differences, like republicans view women as an object for breeding, while incels view women as an object for breeding or their own pleasure
the differences arent really that big though