Current Events > Scenario: You are on a date and she calls you Daddy

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Damn_Underscore
03/13/24 9:52:22 PM
#1:


she is trying to be sexy

How do you react?

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MarcoRubio
03/13/24 9:53:58 PM
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I don't like chicks, so I get up and leave

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Mrbakerman25
03/13/24 9:54:13 PM
#3:


run
not on the ground floor???
jump

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Damn_Underscore
03/15/24 4:21:12 PM
#4:


Mrbakerman25 posted...
run
not on the ground floor???
jump

why

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SrRd_RacinG
03/15/24 4:50:13 PM
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She does not know me well enough to call me that.

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hereforemnant
03/15/24 4:50:36 PM
#6:


I tell her we only do that in private company
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PokemonExpert44
03/15/24 4:51:12 PM
#7:


I tell her ok

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TotallyNotAGirl
03/15/24 4:52:16 PM
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The only time I utter daddy is when somebody is schlanging and I'm as full as I can be without it hurting.

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bsp77
03/15/24 4:52:33 PM
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I have made it clear to everyone I have been with that because I have daughters, I can not be called daddy. Gross.

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Xenogears15
03/15/24 4:52:38 PM
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Are we doin' teh secks? Are some kinks established? Sure.

Are we on the date itself, before sexy time? I'm looking to pay for my meal and GTFO.

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HANGtheDJ_86
03/16/24 2:35:22 AM
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I'd damn well bask in it

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Kradek
03/16/24 2:39:48 AM
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I honestly think it's pretty fucking weird for people to refer to people they fuck, or want to fuck, as mommy/daddy.

Like, I get it you have severe parental issues likely stemming from their absence, but it sounds like you want to fuck the father/mother figure who wasn't there for you.

I wouldn't dump somebody over it, however I'd ask her not to.

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2Pacavelli
03/16/24 2:40:45 AM
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I'd probably ignore it and take time in my head to figure out how I feel about that
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GuerrillaSoldier
03/16/24 2:42:21 AM
#14:


roll with it


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SrRd_RacinG
03/17/24 11:45:41 AM
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I guess we do need clarification, what date number is it?

If it's early on, she's waving a red flag.

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LightningThief
03/17/24 11:54:34 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
she is trying to be sexy

How do you react?
Tell her to please, not.

The whole daddy thing is a turn off to me. I don't have a fetish of fucking my daughter....
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AlveinFencer
03/17/24 12:02:56 PM
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It's actually pronounced "Dah-dee."

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PokemonExpert44
03/17/24 12:03:18 PM
#18:


Id hit it

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Torgo
03/17/24 12:04:17 PM
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https://youtu.be/8TasCTWdotA

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Glob
03/17/24 12:06:01 PM
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GuerrillaSoldier posted...
roll with it

This.

My current girlfriend and my previous one both called me Daddy. I never asked them to but I dont have a problem with it either.
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DuuuDe14
03/17/24 12:07:46 PM
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Please don't do that again.

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UnfairRepresent
03/17/24 12:14:48 PM
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Establish dominance by calling her daughter

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03/17/24 2:02:35 PM
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deoxxys
03/17/24 4:44:45 PM
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That doesn't happen.

They usually wait till you're in bed with them after they revealed they have a choke fetish.

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Glob
03/17/24 7:42:25 PM
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deoxxys posted...
That doesn't happen.

They usually wait till you're in bed with them after they revealed they have a choke fetish.

It does happen. My current girlfriend was doing it before wed ever had sex.
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deoxxys
03/18/24 7:33:39 AM
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Glob posted...
It does happen. My current girlfriend was doing it before wed ever had sex.
I mean you had your life experience and I had mine. Handful of women did this to me and also liked choking at the same time.

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