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Damn_Underscore
03/11/24 9:01:14 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b6435201.jpg

I would, I love the design

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ironman2009
03/11/24 9:01:39 PM
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yeah, a free vehicle is a free vehicle.

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boomgetchopped3
03/11/24 9:03:57 PM
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Enclave
03/11/24 9:04:38 PM
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Yeah, I could resell it for a decent amount easily enough.

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TMOG
03/11/24 9:05:17 PM
#5:


Yes and then I sell it to some sucker and buy a better car
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Kai_Laguna
03/11/24 9:05:52 PM
#6:


Completely useless as a truck, but I'd at least be able to part it out for some decent change.
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thronedfire2
03/11/24 9:06:58 PM
#7:


yeah. to sell it

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archizzy
03/11/24 9:14:26 PM
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Only to sell it. I like my current truck and have no interest in that truck.

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Euripides
03/11/24 9:14:43 PM
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to poop on

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ellis123
03/11/24 9:15:19 PM
#10:


Yes. And then I would sell it. Free money is free money.

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LightningThief
03/11/24 9:16:11 PM
#11:


Sure, then immediately sell it.

That car is fugly.
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Sufferedphoenix
03/11/24 9:16:36 PM
#12:


ironman2009 posted...
yeah, a free vehicle is a free vehicle.

Yeah and I'd drive around a bit before eventually selling it. I'd slap the n64 logo on it cause it looks like n64 graphics

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DepreceV2
03/11/24 9:17:14 PM
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Free money so yes

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Prototypic
03/11/24 9:22:17 PM
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Doesn't it retail for, like, ~$80k? I don't have any interest in driving it, but I will accept pretty much anything worth tens of thousands of dollars for free.

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Sry4PartyRockin
03/11/24 9:36:20 PM
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It looks like the Warthog if Halo launched a decade earlier on the SNES
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FL81
03/15/24 2:13:44 AM
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I'd take a free just-about-anything

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solosnake
03/15/24 2:15:42 AM
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i dont see how thats a truck, but ill take it

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Heineken14
03/15/24 2:16:21 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
yeah. to sell it

Yeah. I already have a truck I like. If I could sell it, I'd for sure take it.

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Vyrulisse
03/15/24 2:17:20 AM
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I would sell it.
Can't imagine the insurance on that thing.

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Nirvanas_Nox
03/15/24 2:17:30 AM
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No because you can't even resell it without musks permission.

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Vyrulisse
03/15/24 2:17:49 AM
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Nirvanas_Nox posted...
No because you can't even resell it without musks permission.
lmfao seriously?

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Enclave
03/15/24 2:19:11 AM
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Nirvanas_Nox posted...
No because you can't even resell it without musks permission.

Unless you sign something he can't stop you, in this scenario we're just given the truck, no mention of a contract.

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LeoRavus
03/15/24 2:19:19 AM
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Yeah, but I wouldn't drive it. It's honestly an embarrassing design, like something thrown together for a super low budget sci-fi flick. A high school drama club could build a better looking prop. I wouldn't be caught dead in that mf.

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evilpresident
03/15/24 2:21:25 AM
#24:


Free is free and I'd instantly sell it.

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CADE_FOSTER
03/15/24 2:23:08 AM
#25:


if its wrapped yes plain no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksidn9amKSU
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modena
03/15/24 2:33:29 AM
#26:


Yes. But after seeing one in person last week, it would be on the car hauler for resale.

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eggcorn
03/15/24 2:35:36 AM
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LightningThief posted...
Sure, then immediately sell it.

That car is fugly.


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MyMainAccount
03/15/24 2:36:43 AM
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The magic word is free. I'd sell it, but I'd take it.

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sk8r4s810
03/15/24 2:37:03 AM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
if its wrapped yes plain no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksidn9amKSU
Lol that looks worse than the stock version.

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AldousIsDead
03/15/24 2:37:44 AM
#30:


I am not so wealthy that I could turn down a free vehicle, even with the obvious downsides.

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CADE_FOSTER
03/15/24 2:38:22 AM
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sk8r4s810 posted...
Lol that looks worse than the stock version.
your face looks worse
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Mistere_Man
03/15/24 2:40:21 AM
#32:


Nirvanas_Nox posted...
No because you can't even resell it without musks permission.

Holy shit this is actually true! I am honestly disgusted by this knowledge.

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CADE_FOSTER
03/15/24 2:41:33 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BikMyYOYGns

the looks you get would be funny
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Nirvanas_Nox
03/15/24 4:17:55 AM
#34:


Vyrulisse posted...
lmfao seriously?

Yes seriously.

Enclave posted...
Unless you sign something he can't stop you, in this scenario we're just given the truck, no mention of a contract.

Lol maybe but I wouldn't risk that chance. A person like him would find out somehow.

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Guide
03/15/24 4:24:35 AM
#35:


EZ resell, fuck Musk if he thinks he can stop me.

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Shotgunnova
03/15/24 4:31:22 AM
#36:


Looks like something from a Knight Rider NES game, but no biggie.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7573aada.jpg

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Trumble
03/15/24 5:11:18 AM
#37:


Yes, but only to sell it (or trade for a more normal, non-Tesla car. That's non-Tesla, not necessarily non-EV).

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Mistere_Man
03/15/24 5:16:43 AM
#38:


I looked it up supposedly if you sell it in the first year of owning it they will fine you $50,000, and if you sold it for more than $50,000 they will take every cent over as well.

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evilpresident
03/15/24 7:22:55 AM
#39:


Mistere_Man posted...
I looked it up supposedly if you sell it in the first year of owning it they will fine you $50,000, and if you sold it for more than $50,000 they will take every cent over as well.
Lmao. That's the saddest thing I've ever seen.

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Kimberly
03/15/24 7:25:09 AM
#40:


ironman2009 posted...
yeah, a free vehicle is a free vehicle.

And it's not like there isn't a bunch of Tesla fanboy devotees who won't leap on a chance to resell the ugly death trap.

It's a winning situation no matter how you slice it.

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mustachedmystic
03/15/24 7:26:05 AM
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Yea, sell it, and buy an Outback. I dont wanna drive a pickup, especially one that looks like the textures didnt load.

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Karovorak
03/15/24 7:38:23 AM
#42:


Mistere_Man posted...
I looked it up supposedly if you sell it in the first year of owning it they will fine you $50,000, and if you sold it for more than $50,000 they will take every cent over as well.

It feels weird, stupid and greedy, but...

... if this is needed to fuck scalpers, so be it.

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El_Marsh
03/15/24 7:39:16 AM
#43:


Enclave posted...
Yeah, I could resell it for a decent amount easily enough.


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DocileOrangeCup
03/15/24 7:44:55 AM
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Yea I'll sell him

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mustachedmystic
03/15/24 7:50:07 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
I looked it up supposedly if you sell it in the first year of owning it they will fine you $50,000, and if you sold it for more than $50,000 they will take every cent over as well.
Does it say you cannot give it away for free?

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Error1355
03/15/24 7:53:11 AM
#46:


"No, I hate the Tesla so much I will turn down getting a >$100K car for free."

If I can't sell it the moment I get it I'll just use it for free until I'm out of the contract forbidding it.

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bluezero
03/15/24 7:53:52 AM
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Do I have to pay the taxes on it?

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chitown82
03/15/24 8:04:56 AM
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I'd take it to sell. I live on a farm, it can't handle what I need out of a truck.
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CADE_FOSTER
03/15/24 8:08:20 AM
#50:


bluezero posted...
Do I have to pay the taxes on it?
free yes on the price of it so its a big tax hit unless they sold it for a dollar or some thing
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