Current Events > Indiana Jones is a pretty shitty hero. SPOILERS

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
03/10/24 7:37:50 PM
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He should've just stayed at home while God melted the nazis faces off and Donovan drunk from the wrong cup.

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HylianFox
03/10/24 7:39:04 PM
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He also just straight up shoots a guy instead of sword-fighting him

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GeminiDeus
03/10/24 7:39:20 PM
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He's not a hero though, he's an archeologist.

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HylianFox
03/10/24 7:40:05 PM
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GeminiDeus posted...
He's not a hero though, he's an archeologist.

He's also a pretty shitty archaeologist

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Zikten
03/10/24 7:40:18 PM
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He saved a bunch of Indian children in Temple of Doom
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Akuryu
03/10/24 7:41:08 PM
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He's not supposed to be a hero
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Thermador446
03/10/24 7:41:21 PM
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Zikten posted...
He saved a bunch of Indian children in Temple of Doom

And he just stood around while a guy got his heart ripped out.

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ellis123
03/10/24 7:48:40 PM
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Thermador446 posted...
And he just stood around while a guy got his heart ripped out.
Should he have been headbanging?

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/10/24 7:50:16 PM
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At least he's better than freaking James Bond.
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GeminiDeus
03/10/24 7:51:30 PM
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Thermador446 posted...
And he just stood around while a guy got his heart ripped out.
You can't save everyone. It's an awful and crushing feeling. But you save who you can, even if it doesn't feel like enough.

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Kradek
03/10/24 7:52:33 PM
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GeminiDeus posted...
He's not a hero though, he's an archeologist.

Exactly.

HylianFox posted...
He's also a pretty shitty archaeologist

Not really when you consider all the artifacts he found lost to time.

If someone can be a "good archeologist" for merely finding dinosaur bones he definitely gets credit for finding relics with magical powers.

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/10/24 7:53:13 PM
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I dunno, I feel like Temple of Doom is THAT ONE TIME that always gets brought up even though everyone--Indy included--has accepted decades ago that it was a mistake.
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Hayame_Zero
03/10/24 7:53:29 PM
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He had a falling out with his former archeology partner because he banged the guy's 15-year-old daughter. That was Marion Ravenwood.

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Irony
03/10/24 8:18:49 PM
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HylianFox posted...
He also just straight up shoots a guy instead of sword-fighting him
This might be the best scene in any movie

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