Current Events > I got a bidet 4 days ago, installed it but still have not tried it

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Harpie
03/06/24 10:28:14 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bda5fbc6.jpg
tonight is the night

pray 4 me

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VampireCoyote
03/06/24 10:29:25 PM
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wet booty

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Zikten
03/06/24 10:29:53 PM
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I await your professional review
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Strider102
03/06/24 10:30:15 PM
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Do it.

Spray your butt.

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Harpie
03/06/24 10:30:25 PM
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I currently go through a toilet roll every 2 days, so hopefully this can save me some money

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do it
I havent tried it yet but its worth it, it was super easy to setup

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VampireCoyote
03/06/24 10:31:24 PM
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a roll every two days? Is it just for yourself?

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Harpie
03/06/24 10:31:27 PM
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I have to go #1, not #2 so well be trying that setting first

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thronedfire2
03/06/24 10:32:34 PM
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wow your bathroom is impressively clean

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Harpie
03/06/24 10:32:34 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
wet booty
SOAKIN

Zikten posted...
I await your professional review
The pleasure is all mine

Strider102 posted...
Do it.

Spray your butt.
AHHHHHH

VampireCoyote posted...
a roll every two days? Is it just for yourself?
Yes.. I know I use a lot but I hate the idea of anything being on me >.>
I wipe excessively

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Heineken14
03/06/24 10:33:18 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BjJkqybz8

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Harpie
03/06/24 10:36:01 PM
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The #1 has occurred.. its TIME

thronedfire2 posted...
wow your bathroom is impressively clean
Thanks I try my best
I am also a bit of a clean freak

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archizzy
03/06/24 10:39:07 PM
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I much prefer looking at your bathroom than Crono99.

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CE_gonna_CE
03/06/24 10:39:38 PM
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I hate when people use hyperbole and over sell things.

That said

Harpie posted...
Yes.. I know I use a lot but I hate the idea of anything being on me >.>
I wipe excessively

I am also a bit of a clean freak
This will change your life


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Harpie
03/06/24 10:45:28 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1211405d.jpg
Review of feminine wash:
literally squealed when the cold jet hit me. ITS SO GODDAMN COLD

test wipe with TP was clean

overall a 8/10 experience wasnt as bad as I thought itd be. I will try rear end soon

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Ricemills
03/06/24 10:46:32 PM
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Cleaning your butthole with water is always better than paper.

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modena
03/06/24 10:47:08 PM
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Flex

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Harpie
03/06/24 10:48:37 PM
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archizzy posted...
I much prefer looking at your bathroom than Crono99.
Is that the guy who washer his pots and pans in his bathtub for some goddamn reason

CE_gonna_CE posted...
I hate when people use hyperbole and over sell things.

That said

This will change your life
Remains to be seen, but so far Im pleasantly surprised
do you have one??

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kage_53
03/06/24 10:51:06 PM
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Harpie posted...
overall a 8/10 experience wasnt as bad as I thought itd be. I will try rear end soon

Its great for some back door action >_>
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thronedfire2
03/06/24 10:52:01 PM
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Harpie posted...
The #1 has occurred.. its TIME

Thanks I try my best
I am also a bit of a clean freak

and here I thought you just made it all nice for CE

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archizzy
03/06/24 10:53:41 PM
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Harpie posted...
Is that the guy who washer his pots and pans in his bathtub for some goddamn reason


Haha yeah its pretty bad to look at. Very very dirty, but somehow seems better than his kitchen.

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CE_gonna_CE
03/06/24 11:01:16 PM
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Harpie posted...
Is that the guy who washer his pots and pans in his bathtub for some goddamn reason

Remains to be seen, but so far Im pleasantly surprised
do you have one??
Two. My wife bought the first one without telling me and tried to install it one time when I went away to work. She did not succeed.

I got it in, was kinda a pain in the ass (lol). Cold and a little weird was my assessment at first, 8/10 seems spot on. I quickly became more and more sold on it.

I bought a 2nd one to put in the other toilet in the house.

I honestly dont know how I went 40 fucking years without using one. I use far less paper now and it ends up spotless. When I go out on trips for work, Im back to using like 50 strips of TP and never feeling clean, and it blows. I wish there was an equatable portable solution.

You never really do spend much time thinking about how clean your butt is when life gets busy and shit, but really though its the one common element literally every creature on the Earth shares.

Everybody Poops.

(my kid loves that book)

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Villain_S_Fiend
03/06/24 11:31:27 PM
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The first blast is a wild ride, especially when it's tap cold.

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UsernamesRlame
03/07/24 10:24:44 AM
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Come on! Did ya poop yet?
The suspense is killing me. How did the booty hole cleaning go?

I used a bidet once at a friends house and it was great. Definitely feels so much cleaner than just wiping. I really need to get one at my house.

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Giant_Aspirin
03/07/24 10:27:25 AM
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Harpie posted...
I currently go through a toilet roll every 2 days,

o_O

i poop once or twice a day and a roll lasts me weeks. WEEKS.

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Waxitron_Gazer
03/07/24 10:27:30 AM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
The first blast is a wild ride, especially when it's tap cold.
As someone who is very regular immediately after waking up, the cold shock is very refreshing and helps me wake up lol

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Kaldrenthebold
03/07/24 10:29:05 AM
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Once you bidet you'll never go back. Anywhere I go without one makes my butt feel disgusting

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HotDogMayo
03/07/24 10:33:23 AM
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Buying a bidet changed my fucking life, easily a top 10 purchase of all time for me.

It's weird at first because we aren't conditioned for it but once you start using it regularly you won't want to go back. I still use TP too dry but I can go years without buying any if I buy a big pack

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texanfan27
03/07/24 10:35:39 AM
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One these days Ill be brave enough to try one. Just getting over the feeling of, you felt a splash and that not good, might take a bit

Efit: do they make toilets with ones built in or is an add-on?

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HotDogMayo
03/07/24 10:37:47 AM
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texanfan27 posted...
One these days Ill be brave enough to try one. Just getting over the feeling of, you felt a splash and that not good, might take a bit

Efit: do they make toilets with ones built in or is an add-on?

They probably do make some built in but the add on ones work fine and they're not very expensive, you ought to give it a shot

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emblem-man
03/07/24 10:41:48 AM
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Kinda leaves my butt too wet at times. Wish I could insta dry after using it.

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ejolson
03/07/24 10:42:31 AM
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Team bidet, all the way.

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CADE_FOSTER
03/07/24 10:44:13 AM
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The high end ones warm the water toilet water is ice cold
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Kaldrenthebold
03/07/24 10:47:21 AM
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texanfan27 posted...
One these days Ill be brave enough to try one. Just getting over the feeling of, you felt a splash and that not good, might take a bit

Efit: do they make toilets with ones built in or is an add-on?

You can buy one and install it yourself, it is very simple to set up. Just need to turn off the water, undo the water line, put in the T line that connects one side to the bidet and one to the toilet and one to the water line, then take off the seat, pop on the bidet, adjust, and put the seat back on. Took me like 10 minutes, was very easy to do.

Your life will change.

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texanfan27
03/07/24 10:52:24 AM
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Good to know, so I should tell the wife before I install it correct? I can imagine the surprise when it goes off the first time.

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emblem-man
03/07/24 10:54:15 AM
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texanfan27 posted...
Good to know, so I should tell the wife before I install it correct? I can imagine the surprise when it goes off the first time.
You have to manually twist a dial to activate it. It's not automatic. Well, these lower cost ones aren't

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Kaldrenthebold
03/07/24 11:04:37 AM
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texanfan27 posted...
Good to know, so I should tell the wife before I install it correct? I can imagine the surprise when it goes off the first time.

Yeah like emblem-man said, mine has a dial you use to turn on / clean it. I got the TUSHY 2 and enjoy it greatly.

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Strider102
03/07/24 11:12:12 AM
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emblem-man posted...
Kinda leaves my butt too wet at times. Wish I could insta dry after using it.

Install a hair dryer next to it, ez.

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Ruvan22
03/07/24 11:50:07 AM
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Seriously - Harpie do you offer bathroom decorating/cleaning services? Asking for a friend..
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TheOtherMike
03/07/24 11:55:31 AM
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I got one about a year ago and I'm never going back. Bidets are great. I got used to the cold water pretty quick and it didn't bother me at all after a few uses.

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Harpie
03/07/24 12:06:12 PM
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Its poopin time ce

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Crimsoness
03/07/24 12:07:23 PM
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Harpie posted...
Its poopin time ce
Then she pooped all over those guys

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Harpie
03/07/24 12:11:21 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Install a hair dryer next to it, ez.
mmm theres nothing like blowdrying your butthole after a long sit on the bidet

maybe one day when Im rich and famous Ill get the fancy bidet with heated water and the fan dry feature

Ruvan22 posted...
Seriously - Harpie do you offer bathroom decorating/cleaning services? Asking for a friend..
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Thank you!! I used to live in a hoarder type house so now I overcompensate by deep cleaning once or twice a week lol

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Harpie
03/07/24 12:16:30 PM
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AHHH WHY TF WAS THE REAR WASH SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN THE FEMININE ONE WTF

on medium setting I WAS BEING VIOLATED

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Guide
03/07/24 12:17:52 PM
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Harpie posted...
AHHH WHY TF WAS THE REAR WASH SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN THE FEMININE ONE WTF

on medium setting I WAS BEING VIOLATED

I've read this doujin!

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MC_BatCommander
03/07/24 12:19:02 PM
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Harpie posted...
AHHH WHY TF WAS THE REAR WASH SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN THE FEMININE ONE WTF

on medium setting I WAS BEING VIOLATED

Lol yeah I have one similar to yours and that thing is... Effective to say the least

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ItsNotA2Mer
03/07/24 12:26:17 PM
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I love that you have an assortment of fruit rollups for the guests. Super classy!

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ClayGuida
03/07/24 12:27:44 PM
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What's the splash zone?

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